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I AIN’T NO MO BRO  

spunkycumfun 63M/69F
29519 posts
11/3/2021 11:31 am
I AIN’T NO MO BRO



Above is me half-naked (well, let’s say quarter-naked) if I was able to grow a moustache and if I looked like Tom Selleck!

I cannot grow a moustache or a beard. Whenever I’ve tried to grow facial hair, I always end up with ‘bum fluff’ on my face. It’s not a good look!

Mo Bros are the many men who grow a moustache during the month of November, known as Movember, to raise awareness of men’s health issue, especially men’s cancer. Because of my genes, I can't be a Mo Bro.


If a man, do you often wear a moustache?
If a woman, does a man’s moustache tickle your fancy?


Below is Ram Singh Chauhan, who has grown the world’s longest moustache; it's 14 feet long. He uses his moustache to tie up his wife when they have sex!



spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
11/3/2021 11:33 am

Continuing from my last post on the differences between British English and American English, Americans take one letter out when they spell moustache. They write mustache. Americans really dislike the letter O!


smartasswoman 66F  
35813 posts
11/3/2021 11:47 am

Never have been a fan of mustaches, too many associations with the 1970's which was not a favorite decade, haha!

On the latest season of Sex Education, it opens with Otis having grown the wimpiest mustache ever. It was funny for a couple of episodes but I was glad when his girlfriend made him shave it off.

[image]


Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
11/3/2021 12:04 pm

Sorry to hear you can't grown a beard or mustache. As a woman it truly is a great preference I have as the extra feeling it gives while enjoying sexy time love it.

I hope you enjoy a sexy fun filled Hump Day my friend..

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


countryqueen1 74F

11/3/2021 12:05 pm

I laughed when you described your inability to not be able to grow a mustache as my late husband was the same way. He tried so hard to grow one and it looked so scruffy and took forever. Thanks for the funny memory


windsjohn 72M  
798 posts
11/3/2021 12:12 pm

Most of my fellow americans now are so stupid that they now spell it Must Stash. Cuz they are hiding their pot stash in their hair


staci_19702 53T
3767 posts
11/3/2021 12:16 pm

Lazy Americans. 😂😂😂
The Indian part of me inhibits thick hair growth. Except for my head. I have 6 chest hairs. Got those back in 96.
Moustache takes a while. I’m just scruffy mostly. My auto correct doesn’t seem to like moustache. 😄

Have a great day! 💋
Staci


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
11/3/2021 12:24 pm

I can do I half beard or a goatee, but I'm not a fan, especially now; it seems gray ones like to visit. 🤔


superbjversion2 68F  
24388 posts
11/3/2021 1:34 pm

Don't feel bad, Spunky ... I can't grow a moustache either. Thanks for that first picture ... he always made my heart go pitter-pat.

btw - It's not Americans disliking the letter O - it's Brits obsessed with the letter U.

btw 2 - why isn't author spelled authour?

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flannel_light 61F
4586 posts
11/3/2021 1:35 pm

Not a fan either. I like a nice goatee

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citizen4722 66M  
74582 posts
11/3/2021 2:00 pm

I've never had a full-grown moustache (or beard for that matter). Plenty of 5 o'clock shadows though.


pagancountrygirl 66F
6466 posts
11/3/2021 5:10 pm

We don't spell it "moustache" because that's too much like mouse!
It's supposed to be spelled mustache.
Tom Selleck and Sam Elliott...mmm...two of the most well-known mustaches around!

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redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
11/3/2021 5:31 pm

If a man, do you often wear a moustache?

No razor has ever removed hair from my upper lip

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

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lok4fun500 M
51906 posts
11/3/2021 9:16 pm

I wear a mustache and a goatee on my chinny chin chin!


agelesssexylegs 80F
1145 posts
11/3/2021 10:19 pm

Oh i much prefer a few days stubble to a full on beard or moustache the dirty bad boy look is a turn on


CleavageFan4U 67M
69374 posts
11/4/2021 6:49 am

I've never really tried to grow a stache, but I do know how irritating it gets when I neglect for a few days so suspect I'd not like having one.

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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
11/4/2021 6:52 am

I have had a "stache" since I was around 16. The wierd part was when I went into training for the Air Force, they were (for a short time) allowing moustaches in training). And then of course after training full tim.

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PonyGirl1965 58F
22090 posts
11/5/2021 12:09 am

I love Tom Selleck. I like facial hair too. Its a mans choice in the end.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
11/5/2021 6:05 am

    Quoting  :

I imagine a moustached man giving oral sex would feel very different for a woman.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
11/5/2021 6:07 am

    Quoting smartasswoman:
    Never have been a fan of mustaches, too many associations with the 1970's which was not a favorite decade, haha!

    On the latest season of Sex Education, it opens with Otis having grown the wimpiest mustache ever. It was funny for a couple of episodes but I was glad when his girlfriend made him shave it off.

    [image]
As I can't grow a moustache, and making a virtue out of necessity, I'm no fan of moustaches either!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
11/5/2021 6:08 am

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    Sorry to hear you can't grown a beard or mustache. As a woman it truly is a great preference I have as the extra feeling it gives while enjoying sexy time love it.

    I hope you enjoy a sexy fun filled Hump Day my friend..
Clearly all the women whom I've given oral sex have missed out. Perhaps I should wear a fake moustache!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
11/5/2021 6:09 am

    Quoting countryqueen1:
    I laughed when you described your inability to not be able to grow a mustache as my late husband was the same way. He tried so hard to grow one and it looked so scruffy and took forever. Thanks for the funny memory
I'm pleased my post about my inability to grow a moustache brought back a funny memory for you. At least I know how I'll be remembered!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
11/5/2021 6:10 am

    Quoting  :

You're right, Tom Selleck does have a big head!
Thanks for stopping by.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
11/5/2021 6:12 am

    Quoting windsjohn:
    Most of my fellow americans now are so stupid that they now spell it Must Stash. Cuz they are hiding their pot stash in their hair
That's funny. At least moustached men have somewhere to hide their pot. I have nowhere to hide any pot!
Thanks for stopping by.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
11/5/2021 6:16 am

    Quoting staci_19702:
    Lazy Americans. 😂😂😂
    The Indian part of me inhibits thick hair growth. Except for my head. I have 6 chest hairs. Got those back in 96.
    Moustache takes a while. I’m just scruffy mostly. My auto correct doesn’t seem to like moustache. 😄
I have about six chest hairs. I find them annoying so I keep plucking them but they keep coming back to annoy me!
I always told my students, many international students, to switch their spellcheck to the British version. The American version is set as default; this may explain why American English is taking over the world!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
11/5/2021 8:18 am

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    I can do I half beard or a goatee, but I'm not a fan, especially now; it seems gray ones like to visit. 🤔
I always call my greying hair the George Clooney salt-and-pepper look!


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