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MORE AND BLOW JOBS AND OTHER ACTIVITIES
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MORE AND BLOW JOBS AND OTHER ACTIVITIES (This little “blurb” will be part of every post from here on in. If you’re interested in me read the other posts! If you’re just stopping by, that’s fine. Do what you want. Like I said, this will be part of every post so sorry if it annoys you. It ain’t that long and I find it necessary). I got a side tracked on the last post, but I only did it because I was here and short on time. So, where was I? Oh yeah, cock sucking. At this point it may seem I'm obsessed with sex of the oral variety and to a degree that may true but I decided to give these posts a more appropriate edge, so that's where I started. In hindsight, it may not be the smartest move I've ever made. Apparently discussing oral sex in relation to my penis seems to some sort of code. Despite more then a couple of admonishments that that I have absolutely no interest in engaging with the same sex in that regard, I now find myself being solicited to an uncomfortable degree by the wrong people! Look, I really don't have a problem with men engaging in gay sex. It's just not for me. As Chris Rock (or maybe it was Eddie Murphy) once said: "I just can't imagine looking at another guy's hairy ass and saying "I'm in love!". That's me. There's not a trace of curiosity here. And if you think this may be a case of "me thinks thou dost protest too much" thinks again. It's a matter of "me is getting pretty goddamn annoyist by thou's obnoxious overtures and I'st my just stoppeth being niceth and get nastyith with thee." The other day I got yet another IM here asking if I was "bi". My initial thought was to ask "why the fuck would even think that?" But I left the "fuck" out. A few moments of non-response later I asked "Have even bothered reading my profile". The intruder was shortly gone. Today I did a little review of my intial blow job post and found one (the only) comment. It was from "slowsuck707". Here's what he said:"but no one gives head as good as another guy....trust me..." Well "Slowy" let me tell you something: I'd be terrible at sucking cock. And, frankly, I've had such great blow-jobs that if anything better cums along it better cum with a defibrillator and a team of medics because my heart will surely stop. There are woman out there who can play a cock like Itzhak Perlman playing a stradivaris. Okay, maybe I shouldn't have used a guy for this example but if you know anything at all about great violinists you have to recognize the name. I could have used Sarah Chang, but you probably won't know that one. (By the way, I'm not all that well-informed regard classical violinists. Google helped me a lot). So now I just spent way too time deflecting inappropriate reactions to my posts. I'm flattered you want to suck me off but I really don't care. In fact, you're creeping me out. I won't "block" you, but in the future I will take names and include you here as a source of ridicule. Guess my patience has reached it's limit in that regard. So where was I? Oh yeah, women sucking cocks. The blow-job is an amazing thing. For a guy, it satisfies all the components of getting laid without all the cumbersome intricacies of getting fucked. Now clothing needs to cum off. No condoms need to be slipped on, and the only foreplay involved is usually a little kissing and some fondling. Here's what makes a blow-job a really great thing: 1) It's pretty damn convenient. That's why it's the "service-of-choice" for hookers. You can do it in a car, a back alley, a restroom, or even in public if she sneaks under the table. 2) It says "I really care". No time for full-blown sex? All she has to do is unzip you and go to work. I can't tell how endearing it was when my partner said "I'm a little tired so is it okay if I just blow you tonight?". I don't need to tell you my response. 3) It's a really great feeling. What else is there to say? You got to know how good that feels. I once had a "fuck buddy" relationship who told me upfront that she'd suck my cock but no way in hell was I going to squirt "that stuff" in to her mouth. A prerequisite of her going down on me was my assurance that I'd provide ample warning before the ejaculation. Fair enough, but that did relegate her strictly to the status of "fuck buddy". Jizz isn't everbody's favorite flavor. I don't like coffee ice cream but I drink coffee. 4) It's totally erotic and spontaneous. She wants to give you sex, wants to excite you, but doesn't want that semi-commitment of intercourse. For whatever reason she doesn't want to get naked and indulge in hot sex but yet, she still wants to pleasure you. Good enough. 5) She likes it. She really, really likes it! Maybe she likes making a man squirm with delight, maybe she likes that feeling of control, maybe she just likes it. Hell, I like eating pussy! I hesitate to call this a negative side of cocksucking but I see how it may be viewed that way: 1) It's basically a one-way street as far as the sex goes. The guy orgasms and the women gets a mouthful. Unless she actually enjoys that sticky fluid pumping in to her mouth she seems to be on the losing end. 2) It can be pretty damn superficial. That's why it's preferred by hookers 10 to 1! It can be strictly the guy's thing. 3) It's settling. Both parties kind of like each other, both parties want to have sex, both parties feel that some how the "obligation" confronting them has been fufilled. 4) It can be a way to get him off her back. It can actually say "I really don't care but you won't leave me alone". Instead of going through all the "bother" of screwing she just needs to put her mouth on the damn thing and get it over with it. i truly never felt that was the circumstances in my case, but I can see how it could happen. 5) She hates it but does it for you. I was never comfortable with a woman that didn't seem to enjoy the experience. I require it as part of a relationship but the reluctance on her part to fully indulge makes me feel a little perverted. It's not for everyone but it's almost sad when a woman makes attempts to please her man like that. Cocksucking is an important part of any relationship I get involved in. For me it's great foreplay. I don't know how other guys approach it (we just don't discuss such things) but I can get pretty damn excited prior to having sex. Putting my cock in a too hot,too wet pussy too fast, too soon under certain circumstances can result in a<b> premature ejaculation </font></b>on my part. Working my way up to things by a more controlled oral session allows me to stabilize my feelings and urges. A pre-fuck blow job gives me some degree of control. And while I'm thinking about it, incomplete BJ's can be a bit of a nuisance. The beauty of a properly administered blow job is that when all is said and done, things are just dandy. I'll refer you to two posts back where I described a memorable encounter that still satisfies me today. Sucking me dry and doing her best to ensure every drop is devoured clears up a lot of complications. If you've ever engaged a guy a guy in an incomplete blow job you have no understanding of the ensuing complications. Sure it was great. But if you don't eat-up every drop all the residue ends up somewhere. Guess where it goes? Since I'm not gay (or even curious) I don't shave my balls and my nether regions. Guess where all that cum you don't consume goes? That's right, and it's a little more then paste and a bit less then super glue. It's a an adherent that not only clings to underwear but to pubic hairs as well. And, if you live in the climate that I do, the potential cold only accelerates things. Yeah, baby, stray jizz can turn in to paste. It was fun, but I'm rushing home for a shower to unglue my shorts ASAP! Blow jobs are a fantastic way to be spontaneous and an even better way to show you care but they have to be administered with consideration. At the moment they're the best fucking thing that could ever happen. When reality sets in, the pleasure diminishes a bit if things didn't go exactly as the fantasy suggested.In the real world things always manages to interfere. No sane man would trade the pleasure to avoid the discomfort but try and keep things in mind when you go down on your significant other. I can post endlessly about cocksucking but I should move on to other things. I'm not a complete, insensitive asshole so I'll be exploring the pleasures of cunnilingus next. Stay tuned!!!  |
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