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I Can't Effin Believe It A Gold Member writes to me. Now I know he can read profiles because he's a Gold Member, but I'm not sure he can read at all. I clearly state that I'm turned off by bad spelling and not being able to string a sentence together. That, in my opinion is a gift, because I've given one a clue as to what NOT to do. While I notice improper use of words, and spelling errors like "then and than" or "they're and their", I am pretty forgiving. But I know that a man has to seduce my mind before I seduce his body, and if he's just a hard dick, well, get in line. I'm always willing to forgive a little bit on grammar issues, recognizing that I'm particular and not everyone is. Now I get a lot of e-mail here and most of it is normal bs. But this one I had to post. Folks, America is in trouble... His message reads: Yes you are a cleaver woman. I would like to find out if you taste as good as you look. Lets cum together. Like June Cleaver? Or a butchers wife? WTF? Then he attached his profile, in all caps which reads: LOOKING FOR FRIENDS AND FRIENDS WITH BENAFIT`S. I PLAY IN DOORS,OUTDOORS. I LOVE GIVING ORAL TO WOMEN ALSO HUGGING,KISSING, MUTUAL MASTERBATION,IF YOUR INTO LIGHT BONDAGE OR ANAL,ROLL PLAY,OK IF IT PLEASES YOU.MASSAGES! Lets play! Normally I let this kind of shit go, but this one I just have to rant about. First, "benAfit's"???? I'll forgive the punctuation mistake of using an apostrophe although it's abhorrent in the first place, but "benAfit"???? Then he says that he likes to play "In Doors". Seems to me that he's been hiding behind the closet door when they were teaching fucking grammar! ROLL PLAY??? Are you fucking serious? I stopped that when I was six in the front yard doing summersalts. (Now I at least googled summer salts to find out how it was spelled and if it was one word or two - inconclusive, so my error, if any, should be forgivable). Finally, let me get this right - you omit the apostrophe for "Lets Play", and put one in for "BenAfits"??? So I'm going to look at your balding picture and think "Ya, this is the man for me - let's cum together, because it's SO hard to find a guy here". Fucking idiot. Folks, this is why cousins should not marry. You may now go back to your regularly scheduled program... |
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Ewe our sew haute! (I checked the spelling) I can't spell and if I post from my cell phone (about 50% of the time) I do so without benefit of spell check. (but I love this post none the less) Brainy chicks rock! One man Full throttle No plan B        
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Greenwize, even your "ewe our sew haute" was at least clever. I don't know that I'm brainy, but when you're trying to get someone to contact you, doesn't one want to at least appear as somewhat of a catch?
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Great minds think alike!
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Yes, in my fury I did. But any evidence of it is now a distant memory. Thanks for that. And yes, it does, frankly make "normal" guys more appealing.
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Have to laugh. I received an email written terribly and his profile was no better. The funny thing was almost all the details filled out were "prefer not to say", except for one....Speaks: English ~~~Tres
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Have to laugh. I received an email written terribly and his profile was no better. The funny thing was almost all the details filled out were "prefer not to say", except for one....Speaks: English ~~~Tres
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I had one email from a couple that was awful!! Just text speak and no punctuation. I totally agree. Cousins should never marry.. This comment had me laughing so hard.. Kisses and licks, Trixie Glad I could make you smile (kiss)
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11/5/2010 11:04 am |
I totally agree. I've seen that quite a bit, whether it be on this site or some other, but yes, it's rather distubing! You'd think they "ain't had no schoolin' or book learnin'". Bad English, bad spelling, etc., there's no excuse for it. I've tried to use constructive criticism on some of them at times, but to no avail. Either they just don't get it, or they just don't care, but it's beyond me. I'm far from being an English major, but at least I try to present myself as being somewhat intelligent. After all, you don't get a second chance at making a first impression, right?
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I totally agree. I've seen that quite a bit, whether it be on this site or some other, but yes, it's rather distubing! You'd think they "ain't had no schoolin' or book learnin'". Bad English, bad spelling, etc., there's no excuse for it. I've tried to use constructive criticism on some of them at times, but to no avail. Either they just don't get it, or they just don't care, but it's beyond me. I'm far from being an English major, but at least I try to present myself as being somewhat intelligent. After all, you don't get a second chance at making a first impression, right?
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Cousins should not marry indeed. This guy is ridiculous. ArtemisJ is Keeping It Real
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3/8/2011 11:14 am |
Just a note to say the marrying cousins comment made me laugh out loud. Overall, however, you come off as being a bit bitchy. Maybe you were having a bad hair day, I don't know. And sure, some people can reveal more about themselves in how they write than in what they write. I guess I just wouldn't have taken it as far as you have here. Just me but then I'm not a woman that gets tons of email from people who think up all kinds of weirdness to get noticed let alone accepted.
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Just a note to say the marrying cousins comment made me laugh out loud. Overall, however, you come off as being a bit bitchy. Maybe you were having a bad hair day, I don't know. And sure, some people can reveal more about themselves in how they write than in what they write. I guess I just wouldn't have taken it as far as you have here. Just me but then I'm not a woman that gets tons of email from people who think up all kinds of weirdness to get noticed let alone accepted. I *COULD* not tell anyone what my hot buttons are and make them guess. You know, don't reply to their email because they are a turn off. But if they've read my blogs and my profile, and taken an interest, they stand a better chance of catching my attention. A little rant here... you know men complain that the women on this site are fake, or it's SO hard to get a girl to talk to them, blah blah. But when a woman tells people what annoys her, she's bitchy? I wonder what men really expect - outgoing and intelligent, sexy and fuckable, but be very flexible on your sex preferences and your intelligence preferences. If someone is looking only for wet and warm, there are other services that cost a lot less than this site. (shrug) Just my opinion.
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I loved it too!
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And one gets called a fake because one won't meet with the moron. Thanks for stopping by - I love your blog!
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A Homeric epic or a Shakespearean sonnet would be almost as bad. Is it that difficult to say "Hi, I liked your profile. It sounds like you have your head on straight and are an intelligent woman in touch with her libido - I like that. If you're so inclined, check out my profile. I think we may just get along..." Sure, women are on this site looking for something. It's really up to you to figure out if you're it. I can't imagine that a guy doesn't say to himself "women can get laid any time they want" (although it's not really true), "what can I do to get her attention?" And if ya gots nothin, don't fukkin write. (shrug) Thank you though, for stopping by, taking the time to read my rant, and for your comment. And for whatever it's worth, you have a nice profile (wink)
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I am glad that I am not the only one who is tenaciously holding on to the dead language of "English"! Perdurabo..........! PS. I almost had an orgasm when I noticed that you had a Masters Degree, as I now know it is indeed possible to copulate your cranial matter absent, considering that you have some! I LIKE it!
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I am glad that I am not the only one who is tenaciously holding on to the dead language of "English"! Perdurabo..........! PS. I almost had an orgasm when I noticed that you had a Masters Degree, as I now know it is indeed possible to copulate your cranial matter absent, considering that you have some! I LIKE it!
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There are many men and women who are great in the sack but can't spell or follow Queens English grammar rules. It's called "choice" and you have made your choice known but is there really a need to putdown others that do not comply with your school teachers viewpoint on the written word. You have a nice Ass though, thanks for sharing. That said, there sure are folks who are great in the sack who can't spell or use English reasonably well. I know many of them. But as you likely learned from this site, women are not so easily wooed by a big dick or the promise of a good time in the sack - or even a Pictureless Couples Profile (wink). There may be someone who gives a woman tremendous orgasms, but then insults her and puts her down - the orgasms aren't worth it. And so it goes with intelligence and civility. Ever heard the phrase "stimulate my mind, and my body will follow? When one understands that "connecting" with someone is what makes for great sex, then one dispels with the notion that it's their dick that is what turns women on. Oh sure, there are women who only want a man for his dick - and if that's the type of woman they're after, good luck with that, as there will always be someone better. The notion of FWB (Friend) starts with some level of commonality. Now maybe your definition of a "friend" is someone who lets you fuck them, and then leaves, but that's not mine. I am reminded of the old joke: What's the difference between a penis and a prick? A penis is a sex organ, and a prick is what it's attached to. Kinda makes the point about being good in the sack "don't mean anything".
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1 post 4/3/2014 9:15 am |
It's possible that technology is allowing folks to be more careless in their electronic messages...? I always say I'm a great speller but poor typist (or phone texter... pick your poisonous input method). Granted, you can probably tell someone's level of intelligence based solely on sentence structure and forgive potential phone typos. However, apostrophes, commas, spelling, homophones all harken back to grammar school. College won't let you test out of ENG101 even with semicolon misuse... ha!
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you know, a few spelling errors are not a critical thing at all, but when you want to communicate with someone, at least try to have a coherent sentence. it doesn't have to be all correct, and hell, in English, the experts argue about correct application of certain rules. They say you shouldn't write like you talk - well, I tend to disagree with that, depending on the venue. So it's not like I'm sitting here looking for errors, I'm genuinely trying to decipher a communication - and in truth, there's A LOT of forgiveness/exceptions. But this particular communication deserved a rant. "Roll play"?? "Cleaver woman"?? C'mon...
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I believe the word you were looking for is "somersault"... I wasn't sure about it either, so tried google in a more general approach. Loved your rant! Correct spelling and grammar is also one of my pet-peeves - including such things as discreet vs. discrete... I am tempted to respond to those that "There is only one of me!" Keep up the good work!
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I believe the word you were looking for is "somersault"... I wasn't sure about it either, so tried google in a more general approach. Loved your rant! Correct spelling and grammar is also one of my pet-peeves - including such things as discreet vs. discrete... I am tempted to respond to those that "There is only one of me!" Keep up the good work!
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Oh girl, I am so with you on this. I read, wait, I attempt to read some of these profiles and my brain starts to bleed. And they're all offended when you ask if English is their primary language. Having command of your "Mother Tongue" is a huge turn on to me. It let's me know there's brain cells actually working. I supposed what dad used to say is true, never have a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
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