Hookup, Find Sex or Meet Someone Hot Now
Reset Password
Reset Link Sent
Hookup, Find Sex or Meet Someone Hot Now
| Blogs > im_soaking_wet > Sessions with Soaking |
20 Things You Didn't Know About Me
|
20 Things You Didn't Know About Me I saw this on a profile and thought it was a great idea to continue. Read on! 1. I love the sound of rain 2. Fishing seems inhumane to me 3. I stay in hotels in my own city if I feel like I need to get lost 4. I never turn my cell phone off 5. The remote for the TV in my bedroom is always under the pillow on the right 6. I have a housekeeper because I hate doing all the things that she does for me 7. Singing in the car is mandatory 8. You will not find me in a mall because shopping pisses me off 9. I am a awesome cook, but I HATE doing the dishes 10. My home is perfectly unexpected 11. I am submissive with the right person 12. TMZ is my guilty indulgence 13. Girly movies are a waste of time, except Dirty Dancing. That show rocks! 14. I always have a book in my purse. I cannot read enough 15. Starbucks makes an insane amount of money off me 16. When I get angry, my right ear turns red 17. Jack Bauer makes me scream. I adore him 18. I look at people and think: “who would fuck that person??” 19. I will take salty over sweet any day 20. I own a giant 3 foot tall gold penis named Dick So, how about it. What does your list include? |
|||
|
I'm sorry I'd list 20 things but I'm fairly sure you wouldn't care... but I would like to chat sometime...
| ||
|
It isn't about whether anyone cares or not... it is about the things you don't think about on a daily basis that make who you are. It's quite an interesting excercise. But hey, if you dont care, neither shall I.
| ||
|
Not sure I can come up with 20, but would include: 1 I also never turn my phone off. 2 I love old cars 3 I love horses 4 I love licking womens's bodies from head to toe 5 I can live without Starbucks, but Tim's is the place for me 6 I have had women stare at me (don't really know why, but they are smiling at least...) 7 I have always wanted a FFM threesome since I can remember 8 I hate paperwork... 9 I would eat seafood 3 times a day, if I could 10 I love to go for walks/jogs/bike in the country 11 Did I mention threesome? 12 I love to read about cars new and old 13 I always thought 7 inch penis's were a bit longer than normal, but have since learned not  14 My mom cought me when I was like 12  15 My wife has cought me a few times  16 There is this thing I have always wanted, but have never done. Oh ya, 3 some... 17 I masturbate almost daily, or at least every 2-3 days. 18 I am a perfectionist, but sometimes it makes me procrastinate 19 I love to tie up my partner and have my way and vice versa. 20 I think Elvis is amazing. Just listen to his range of music. Wow, did not think I could do it. A bit o cheating, but...
| ||
|
See?? It's funny the things you think of if you actually sit down and do it. We all have our little things that make us who we are (even if it is a NEED for a threesome... lol) But it's what makes it fun!!
| ||
|
^ Thats only one!! lol
| ||
|
 @ Dick
| ||
|
Oh.... Dick is downright spectacular.... lol I should find a way to add a pic of him on here
| ||
|
Ok I did 23, so there: 1. I don't push back my cuticles, I would rather run my nails down a chalkboard. 2. My favorite word is trait d'union. It's French for hyphen. 3. I had a southern accent when I lived in Oklahoma for 3 years as a kid. 4. There is ALWAYS a rhythm playing in the background in my mind. When i'm thinking hard, I drum it out with my fingers. 5. I have had 3 step-fathers, (none currently), one of which I called Dad, because he is one of the kindest human beings I have ever met. 6. My step-mother saved me and my brother from drowning after our boat capsized in the ocean. 7. I can make music by tapping on my cheeks. My kids are facinated by this, and often break into spontaneous daddy-face-slapping sessions 8. I have a fear of heights. 9. I *NEVER* do these stupid list things, the only reason I'm doing this is for my kickass bitchez Soaks, so she better feel special. 10. Even though my parents are brown, I consider myself Canadian, but I am proud to be brown, and could eat Curry chicken and roti every single day of my life. 11. I want to quit smoking 12. My second toe is the same length as my big toe on both feet, I attribute my advanced dancing and ninja skills to this feature. 13. I am drawn to movies about people with disabilities/social inadequacies. Namely, Forrest Gump, About a Boy, Napoleon Dynamite, I am Sam etc. I haven't figured out why. 14. I think bollywood is pretty skanky, not innocent 15. I'm feeling pretty self-centered now that 10 of these sentences have begun with the word "I". 16. Even though I love software development, I am the farthest thing from it at heart. 17. My first car costed $300 CDN, but my stereo was $1700 CDN. 18. When I first started working at Red Lobster in the kitchen, I refused to kill a lobster, until one night, everyone was getting on my nerves so badly, I did it. I feel I lost part of myself that day.19. Speaking of Red Lobster, I could bus a 12-person table with kids in less than a minute. I received applause from patrons a few times. I don't know why, but I draw a great sense of personal pride from this accomplishment. 20. I enjoy taking care of the lawn 21. If you ever find me to be grouchy, offer me food 22. Being a father has been the most brutally challenging, yet most rewarding experiences of my life. 23. I have a brilliant idea for another business, but I'm waiting for the kids to get a bit older.
| ||
|
^ See? All the great little things you think of if you start to really analyze them And um... I'm not your sidekick.. you are mine! Now GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN!!  lol
| ||
|
never made a list. Kisses
|
Become a member to create a blog
