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I've Solidified It - I'm Going to Hell!  

im_soaking_wet 40F
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7/29/2011 1:03 pm
I've Solidified It - I'm Going to Hell!
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spiderj72 51M
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7/29/2011 1:36 pm

 good at least i will recognize someone when i get there. look for me six foot six and enjoying myself immensely


cute_n_nerdy 43F
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7/29/2011 2:39 pm

 What a horrible priest / minister / whatever the hell he was! Judge not lest ye be judged and yadda yadda Hmph. I'm very offended on your behalf now.

Anyway. All the good people are gonna be in hell. Er - wait. Let me rephrase. All the *fun* people are gonna be there.


latina_unicorn 45F

7/29/2011 3:55 pm

 That's soooo funny. Only that would happen to you lol. The only worse thing I could imagine is someone heytelling you and for some reason it opening up while it's on speaker phone and it's one of your fwb or even one of your dirty minded Local Adult Companion friends saying the dirty stuff we always talk about and him hearing all that lol. If he only knew the crazy/fun shit you do ha ha >>!


putawaywet2 57F
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7/29/2011 4:09 pm

 Oh is that ever funny.


AB_Dragon 60M
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7/29/2011 4:59 pm

 It coulda been worse... he coulda recognized.... lol
As for going to hell... I'll save you a good seat.


SkinOnSkin_n_Sin 52M
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7/29/2011 9:28 pm

 You are going to hell but not cuz you were in a church.
After all, it's just a fucking building.
What you ARE going to hell for is paying to have a Nicklehack song on your phone.

Chad-Jesus Croaker is the anti-christ and you WILL go to Hell for this.
Plus I will mercilessly mock you anytime we're breathing the same air.

That cocknard played between my band and Big Wreck back in Winterpeg in 98 before he'd fouled the airwaves.
He was a total cock then.

Yes.
You ARE going to Hell.
You'll have to let me know if it's changed since I was there.

By the way:
You're going to Hell.


SkinOnSkin_n_Sin 52M
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7/29/2011 9:29 pm

 Hey SoaksMyShaft:
You're going to Hell.
NICKLEHACK!!! OMFG AND HOLY BALD HEADED JEEBUS!


im_soaking_wet 40F
1024 posts
7/30/2011 8:05 am

 spider, cute, blue and dragon... we will light that place on FIRE!! oh wait.. uh... lol

@ Latina.. lol that has happened a few times. If I have to listen to a heytell in the presence of others, I always warn them ahead of time that it might be dirty lol

@ Just.. lol they offered it! lol

@ C56... That would make sense.. lol

@ Skin.. what??? I have 2 reasons. 1) its a dirty dirty song for me being a dirty dirty girl. 2) I support Canadian people... GO CANADA!!!


SkinOnSkin_n_Sin 52M
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7/30/2011 2:39 pm

 I'm all for you being a dirty girl.
Viva La Sluttigoodness!
But Steven Harpoon is from Canada.
So is Celine Dion.
Sorry.
That argument doesn't wash.
There is no patriotism in hell.
Be sure to put some foil tape over your nipples and sexy bits so they don't get too charred when you're in Hell.


army_guy65 59M
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7/30/2011 4:31 pm

 Yeah. But did you get the parking spot?


SkinOnSkin_n_Sin 52M
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7/31/2011 9:24 am

 ...Hell....
Just sayin....


im_soaking_wet 40F
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8/1/2011 11:11 am

 @ Perv... lol Only up the stairs???? I dunno... lol I think a lot of things I've done have gotten me up the stairs and to the door! lol

@ Skin... now, this charring that you speak of... will it take care of stray hairs if i've missed them shaving?? If so, no shiny tape for me!! lol

@ Army and Cptn... It was offered to me, but I politely declined

@ Silo.. You have very valid points! lol

@ Skin.. lol

@ Rod.. aww thats too bad. I will leave it up for another day or two then for ya lol


im_soaking_wet 40F
1024 posts
8/2/2011 12:39 pm

 @ Rod... lol no prob


healthnutz 50M
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8/3/2011 9:13 am

 Thanks for the laugh! Funny story!


im_soaking_wet 40F
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8/3/2011 11:13 am

 @ Elf.... (and yes, im still calling you that lol) The stories I have are ridiculous... lol


SkinOnSkin_n_Sin 52M
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8/7/2011 8:48 am

 Make sure you ask Croaker and The French Stick Bitxh to sing you a duet when you're down there.
Willfully going thru that sorta torture my win you some bonus points with ol' Menoch


SkinOnSkin_n_Sin 52M
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8/7/2011 8:50 am

 ummm bitch..... 4 hours of sleep after my gig...... duuuuhhhhrrrrrrrr
Since I'm here....
Wondering if I can collect on my birfday tittay phun before I leave Oilberta, (with a smile on my face Sofa King big, some people may confuse my face for Beluga whale Vadge


SkinOnSkin_n_Sin 52M
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8/7/2011 8:52 am

 ... damn...

I really should find out where this shit comes from....
lmcfao (U-I-S-W-IGIWBPBM)


hunterpt 62M
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11/19/2015 2:42 am

 very embarrassing moment kisses


segsi4you 41M
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12/8/2015 12:47 am

 Wow....I couldn't stop laughing the whole time after you mention the song!


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