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Blogs > thegrlsnme > Thoughts from a late bloomer

Think, before you beat on the door.  

thegrlsnme 67F
2769 posts
10/14/2016 5:37 am
Think, before you beat on the door.

Good morning I hope this finds you with that secret smile on your. Somebody definitely could use hers. I might have to go stray hunting.

This might be a lil crude, but it was worth the laugh.

We just finished up a job in Detroit, which is not one of my favorite cities to work in.

Anyway, I was on the job site taking my morning dump. This was not one of those in and done deals.

This is the 10 minute dump. The one where you can sit on the toilet and read a book, get on Facebook, talk with your friends, take a bath, or anything else you feel like doing. You know that kind of dump.

All of a sudden, I hear this I Bam Bam Bam on the door.

I'm thinking to myself holy s***, at least let me get finished here.

I'm also thinking one of the girls must have to use the bathroom awfully bad.

I'm like okay get off the toilet. I didn't use the air freshener I figure they can come into the bathroom the way it is. Especially if they're in that much of a hurry.

I open the door and this dude is standing there with a clipboard and a helmet. This conservative, straight-laced, serious looking dude.

He says to me, I'm the building inspector.

I'm thinking, big f****** deal. This job site has 20 women on it what makes you think one of us wouldn't be taking a morning shit.

I look at him, with the straightest face, and say if you go in there you will die. And I continue to nonchalantly walk away.

I hear him say I guess I can wait a few minutes before I go in there. I am laughing my f****** ass off. Teach you to beat on the women's bathroom when the door is locked.

In fact I laughed my ass off about the whole thing. I told all the women on the job site even the women not on my crew. They laughed their asses off.

Hell, somebody made it to the superintendent before I did. She goes to me Linda, I cannot believe you did that and she laughed.

We're still laughing about it a couple days later.

What did you do for a laugh today.
Enjoy the ride searching for what you want here..........thegrls
HDSoftail20067 57M  
251 posts
10/14/2016 6:40 am

 Wow, glad you found the humor in the whole thing! Some people have no clue Keep smiling!


pocogato12 71F  
37235 posts
10/14/2016 7:00 am

 Made my Friday morning!!!!!!!!!! Love it- sounds like something naughty I would do
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mc_justmc 64M

10/14/2016 4:44 pm

 Perfect response!!!!


thegrlsnme 67F
1683 posts
10/14/2016 9:57 pm
    Quoting HDSoftail20067:
    Wow, glad you found the humor in the whole thing! Some people have no clue Keep smiling!
I would have been more embarrassed if he did go in......?thegrls
Enjoy the ride searching for what you want here..........thegrls


thegrlsnme 67F
1683 posts
10/14/2016 9:58 pm
    Quoting pocogato12:
    Made my Friday morning!!!!!!!!!! Love it- sounds like something naughty I would do
    Repeats are allowed
Makes me laugh even now, thinking about it.......thegrls
Enjoy the ride searching for what you want here..........thegrls


thegrlsnme 67F
1683 posts
10/15/2016 7:10 pm

 I did do pretty good on that one.....thegrls
Enjoy the ride searching for what you want here..........thegrls


thegrlsnme 67F
1683 posts
10/15/2016 7:11 pm
    Quoting  :
They will start demanding hazard pay...........thegrls
Enjoy the ride searching for what you want here..........thegrls


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