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Blogs > ambien1990 > Viewing Sex from Mid MI

A cock is a cock, but are all cocks created equal?  

ambien1990 52M
15 posts
2/23/2011 12:48 pm
A cock is a cock, but are all cocks created equal?

Sometimes I am amazed at the minutiae that gets the gears turning in my head. Yesterday I was having a conversation with a guy on here. He happened to ask how long my dick was. I answered him truthfully, but the exchange got me to thinking about how much variety is out there when it comes to wangs.

I know in my profile I state I know what a cock looks like, so don't bother sending me a picture of yours. To an extent, that is true. With a few exceptions, we guys come equipped with a penis that has a shaft composed of erectile tissue wrapped with vein rich skin, a bulbous head on the top that may or may not have a foreskin still attached, and hole at the top for urine and semen to escape. So yeah, if you've seen one 'ordinary' dick, you've pretty much seen them all.

But the ways that nature can put those basic ingredients together are quite diverse! We always seem to be comparing lengths and girths. And those dimensions are important. But how about proportionality, cut and angle? Dicks can be short and thick, long and thin, and everything in between. We all know about the legendary John Holmes on one end of the spectrum of length. But there are also the unfortunate few inhabiting the other end of the spectrum. If you really want a laugh, head on over to a website called crazyshit. (Absolutely a NSFW website, but then so is this one. )A recently added video there is of a guy with a dick that is at best 2" long fucking a cantaloupe. There's another picture on there of a guy's penis that is so short, it is practically only a head. Poor guy just has the functional equivalent of a clit! Plus, I've seen many member pictures on here where the head of the penis is dwarfed by the shaft. Not a lot of people saw the live action Mario Brothers movie, but if you did, and remember the Goomba characters with the huge bodies and tiny heads, you'll know what I'm talking about. Whenever I see one of these tiny headed dicks, I think that something must have gone wrong with their circumcision. Blood flow must have been impaired to the head at some point. I think I have yet to see a prick picture where the guy has a huge head compared to the shaft, but I'm sure they're out there somewhere.

Speaking of circumcision, the foreskin itself seems to vary quite a bit. I've seen pics with it looking like a turtleneck that someone hasn't managed to get the head through yet, and ones where the head is visible even if not erect.

One variation that often baffles me is the angled penis. This is a dick that bends right or left part way up the shaft or maybe just makes a big arc from base to tip. Do these guys need to seek out women with crooked vaginas? Because I know when my dick is hard, the last thing I want is someone trying to bend it where it doesn't want to be bent. Downward pointing erections, while also peculiar to me, could be overcome with imaginative positioning.

What's my penis like? You'll have to meet me to find out for sure. But I would categorize it as a 'textbook cock' It is one so average in length, width, and proportionality of head to shaft, that it could have been used as a textbook diagram showing a circumcised penis. About the only thing special about it (besides being attached to me of course ) is that it comes with it's own tiny natural piercing on the bottom side just below the head. There are a couple of enlarged pores about 3/8" apart from each other that are somehow connected to each other under the skin. I can stick a typical sewing needle through one pore and out the other and it really doesn't hurt.

There you go, six paragraphs of thought spurred on by a simple question about my cock. And I didn't even get into all the things that guys will do to personalize, even mutilate their junk. That's best left for another day, like when you want to start a diet and need to lose your appetite.

ambien1990 52M
6 posts
2/23/2011 3:36 pm

 Thanks for the comment nawty gurl. It's nice to get another perspective. It makes sense that some women like the crooked stick, otherwise they'd have been weeded out of the gene pool by now.


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