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Blogs > ambien1990 > Viewing Sex from Mid MI

Only a convent has less sex  

ambien1990 52M
15 posts
7/15/2011 9:26 pm
Only a convent has less sex

Went with my family the last few days to a well known hotel/waterpark combo in Traverse City. It's the only one there, so I'll let the reader figure it out. Anyway, my wife was going to be busy at least some of the time at a conference so I thought maybe at least I'd get to meet someone interesting. I thought wrong. Two things in this equation end up equaling no nookie. My , and everyone else's . Face it, adults are not generally interested in visiting a waterpark mid-week unless it is to entertain their . I suppose if I had an older that didn't require supervision every nanosecond it might be different, but it just wasn't meant to be.

Truth be told, while I was there the eye candy wasn't all that plentiful anyway. There were some real hotties, but not too many. There was a mom there with a few and another one in the oven wearing a fairly skimpy two piece. That may have drawn a bit more than just my attention that afternoon. There was also, unfortunately a woman in the 450lb. range that felt that a suit that barely held in her boobs was a great idea. It even got the attention of my 3 year old, who remarked "That lady's boobies really grew!" Out of the mouths of babes!

So, no booty at the hotel, and the wife was on a serious bitch rampage, so asking her to watch the for a while while I got some air was never gonna fly. So the only fun I got to have was the squeaky clean kind.

Oh well, there's always next week.

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