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And now for something completely different  

ulonelytonight 65M
456 posts
4/9/2012 6:38 pm
And now for something completely different


Those of you who have followed my blog would know that I love reading dating profiles and often share some of the funny ones.
Here is one that has left me bamboozled, hoping someone can shed a little light on what it all means.

About me.
A Goddess in my eyes, a simple humble woman for the rest of the world. maybe I am too intense or spiritual for some people or maybe I'm not enough for many on this site, as long as I still believe in Friendship as a Gate for Happiness.
Here I am, ready to taste and try more than to hope and invest.
Sometimes Our Words are not so welcome in the virtual world as much as we hope in the reality, in combination with our Actions. So I would prefer to an eagle eye to SEE Me as I would 'HEAR' him.

What I'm looking for.
A Man with a smile in his soul and passion for masculine things. Someone generous with others and enough advanced to understand my vivid personality.
A beautiful character with patience and curiosity to discover the magic Love's secret beyond physical attraction. Someone with desire to find the Happiness as a Giver not only as a taker. Life and Love are not only about what we can Have....but what we can CREATE!

Please explain! Well, I do have a passion for masculine things, so I may be on to a good thing there.
Perhaps her medication needs a a little tweak.

oneladybrijit 66F
420 posts
4/9/2012 10:46 pm

Sounds like something I'd write. I didn't, merely saying it's a bit like what I'd write. I am a goddess in my eyes, and everyone else is a God/goddess as well, so for me that bit is true. Then in everyone else's eyes, I suspect they would not see me as humble, however maybe this woman presents herself in a way she considers humble.

I am just me, and think I am wonderful, so I doubt I could think others would see me as anything less than opinionated or up herself, although most of the time, I don't share how wonderful I think I am, and work on presenting myself as just another person, not particularly anything. Then I get here online, and under the guise of "anonymity", I present as this larger than life woman, in my eyes the epitome of something close to perfection, and probably really annoying in some ways, yet perhaps people see through all that, and see the real woman behind it all, just a lady who would like to be valued for what she really is, and trying to get the message out there that she is adaptable, plus rather gifted in a few ways.

Only then the lady looks out there and discovers that there are lots of ladies who are probably a lot like her, and a few who wouldn't know how to do anything, and then the question enters her mind, what do the men want? Then she decides, that who knows!, and perhaps she has done nothing but waste her time, thinking she might actually get across what she really is, when in actual fact, men are a lot more mercenary, either in their search for a woman who will do nothing but please them behind closed doors, and perhaps even out in the open, a woman who will do lots of things that I would not consider, a woman who will keep them in comfort, rather than expecting them to provide for her, and so on.

Then all of a sudden, I realise that What on earth made me think that by typing a few words on a screen, I might find a man who would make my heart sing?????

We can be fools! . .. and yes, I do understand what she was saying about what she wants in a man. She wants a man who's not just after the contents of her clothing. She wants a man who is not after her bank account. She really wants a man a bit like the type I would sort of like, perhaps a poet, only more than that, a man who has a heart, is perhaps generous in some ways, perhaps kind and caring, although even that can be really annoying if his whole life is centred on the next person he helps. It's sort of really nice if he wants to be in the lady's company at least a large portion of his free time.

I suspect that I have said too much again.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
4/9/2012 11:01 pm



Not much help to you. Too busy laughing.


ulonelytonight 65M
1125 posts
4/9/2012 11:46 pm

I think that should go straight in your profile. The idea is for you to let people know what makes you tick, if that is what you are after, then slip it in somewhere.
That profile was definitely too expressive for me. Perhaps I need to try poetry.


ulonelytonight 65M
1125 posts
4/9/2012 11:48 pm

    Quoting oneladybrijit:
    Sounds like something I'd write. I didn't, merely saying it's a bit like what I'd write. I am a goddess in my eyes, and everyone else is a God/goddess as well, so for me that bit is true. Then in everyone else's eyes, I suspect they would not see me as humble, however maybe this woman presents herself in a way she considers humble.

    I am just me, and think I am wonderful, so I doubt I could think others would see me as anything less than opinionated or up herself, although most of the time, I don't share how wonderful I think I am, and work on presenting myself as just another person, not particularly anything. Then I get here online, and under the guise of "anonymity", I present as this larger than life woman, in my eyes the epitome of something close to perfection, and probably really annoying in some ways, yet perhaps people see through all that, and see the real woman behind it all, just a lady who would like to be valued for what she really is, and trying to get the message out there that she is adaptable, plus rather gifted in a few ways.

    Only then the lady looks out there and discovers that there are lots of ladies who are probably a lot like her, and a few who wouldn't know how to do anything, and then the question enters her mind, what do the men want? Then she decides, that who knows!, and perhaps she has done nothing but waste her time, thinking she might actually get across what she really is, when in actual fact, men are a lot more mercenary, either in their search for a woman who will do nothing but please them behind closed doors, and perhaps even out in the open, a woman who will do lots of things that I would not consider, a woman who will keep them in comfort, rather than expecting them to provide for her, and so on.

    Then all of a sudden, I realise that What on earth made me think that by typing a few words on a screen, I might find a man who would make my heart sing?????

    We can be fools! . .. and yes, I do understand what she was saying about what she wants in a man. She wants a man who's not just after the contents of her clothing. She wants a man who is not after her bank account. She really wants a man a bit like the type I would sort of like, perhaps a poet, only more than that, a man who has a heart, is perhaps generous in some ways, perhaps kind and caring, although even that can be really annoying if his whole life is centred on the next person he helps. It's sort of really nice if he wants to be in the lady's company at least a large portion of his free time.

    I suspect that I have said too much again.
I believe that feeling that you are wonderful is the most important part of life. If you don't think you are wonderful, there is not much chance that someone else will.


SirTeezalot 74M
21966 posts
4/11/2012 7:35 pm

Well all I can say that it is too bloody clear that she is looking for another woman.

Passion for masculine things?????

That says it all.

Sir Teezalot

WAR IS ABSURD


rm_cum2kissu2 59F
10784 posts
4/14/2012 10:55 pm

Blah, Blah, Blah.....Damn, I thought my profile was wordy, but i'm pretty sure mine makes some kinda sense.

There are layers to all of us, it's true, but who of us has years to spend getting to the crux of a person? I don't.
I'm getting a tad long in the tooth to be bothered with someone that thinks them self this special due to their self indulgent intense complexities.

I just want to effortlessly enjoy the people i spend my time with, even in those silent moments.

Agreed, she needs to tweak something. lol

KissuShazzi


ulonelytonight 65M
1125 posts
4/15/2012 8:28 pm

    Quoting rm_cum2kissu2:
    Blah, Blah, Blah.....Damn, I thought my profile was wordy, but i'm pretty sure mine makes some kinda sense.

    There are layers to all of us, it's true, but who of us has years to spend getting to the crux of a person? I don't.
    I'm getting a tad long in the tooth to be bothered with someone that thinks them self this special due to their self indulgent intense complexities.

    I just want to effortlessly enjoy the people i spend my time with, even in those silent moments.

    Agreed, she needs to tweak something. lol

    KissuShazzi

Must agree with you Shazzi. 'effortlessly enjoy the people I spend time with'. Could not have put that any better than that.


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