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Blogs > rm_travelguyoh > From Me To Infinity

intelligence, erections, farts & laundry  

rm_travelguyoh 63M
7254 posts
6/10/2013 10:06 am

Last Read:
6/12/2013 3:36 pm
intelligence, erections, farts & laundry

A young lad had been taken for his first visit to a nudist camp,
he was surprised at the different sizes of the male organs…
The father, being well endowed, explained that it was a measure of intelligence,
the big ones being smart and the small ones being dumb…
That afternoon the father was looking for his wife
and asked his if he had seen his mother…
I saw her about ten minutes ago; she was with a real dumb man,
but he seemed to be getting smarter all the time”



Bob joins a very exclusive nudist colony; on his first day he starts wandering around the grounds when a gorgeous petite woman walks by him and he immediately gets an erection…The woman notices the erection and comes over to him grinning sweetly and says; “did you call for me" Bob replies; "No, what do you mean" She says; "You must be new here; let me explain the rules here; “if I give you an erection it implies you called for me” sweetly smiling, she leads him to the side of a pool, lays down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her…

Bob continues exploring the facilities thinking he could really get used to this place…His next stop was the sauna which he goes in for a little steam and relaxation…As he is about to sits down, "he farts" looking around in embarrassment he was glad that no one was around, when a huge, horribly corpulent, hairy man with a firm erection lumbers out of the steam towards him…”Did you call for me" Bob replies; "No, what do you mean" The man replies; "You must be new here; it's a rule that when you fart, it implies you called for me" The man then easily spins Bob around, bends him over the bench and has his way with him…

Bob rushes back to the colony office where he is greeted by the smiling naked receptionist; "May I help you" Bob says; "Here is your card and key back and you can keep the $500 joining fee" the receptionist with a stunned look replied; “you've only been here a couple of hours and you only saw a small fraction of our facilities...Bob then replied; "Listen lady, I am 58 years old, I get a hard-on twice a month, but I fart 15 times a day…

Speaking of laundry, I have to get some done, being a nudist only goes so far

some times the things that comes from between my ears makes me pause for reflection


rm_travelguyoh 63M
12264 posts
6/12/2013 3:36 pm
    Quoting erato6969:
    Nudist jokes are always winners.
i agree, they always bring the smiles
some times the things that comes from between my ears makes me pause for reflection


erato6969 61M
1318 posts
6/12/2013 3:09 pm

 Nudist jokes are always winners.


rm_travelguyoh 63M
12264 posts
6/11/2013 8:07 am
    Quoting  :
thank you...do i need to get you a bib for your monitor
some times the things that comes from between my ears makes me pause for reflection


rm_travelguyoh 63M
12264 posts
6/10/2013 1:10 pm

 thank you...it made me smile once or twice myself
some times the things that comes from between my ears makes me pause for reflection


rm_travelguyoh 63M
12264 posts
6/10/2013 10:59 am

 thank you and it was it my pleasure to make you smile
some times the things that comes from between my ears makes me pause for reflection


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