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pal334 69M  
51299 posts
3/18/2017 5:31 am

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3/18/2017 7:13 pm
A friend sent this

I was sent these to brighten me up. They did that . Is your sense of humor strange enough to enjoy? Please share anything funny you have

Pulled Over At 2 am on his way to a lecture



Ron Chester, 89 years of age, was stopped by the police around 2 am
and was asked where he was going at that time of night.

Ron replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on
the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."

The officer asked, "Really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?"

Ron replied, "That would be my wife.”

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An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, “Ah, you’re an engineer, you’re in the wrong place.”

So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements.

After a while, they’ve got air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is becoming a pretty popular guy.

One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and asks with a sneer, “So, how’s it going down there in hell?”

Satan replies, “Hey, things are going great. We’ve got air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators, and there’s no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next.”

God replies, “What? You’ve got an engineer? That’s a mistake, he should never have gotten down there, send him up here.”

Satan says, “No way! I like having an engineer on the staff, and I’m keeping him.”

God says, “Send him back up here or I’ll sue.”

Satan laughs uproariously and answers, “Yeah right. And just where are you going to get a lawyer?”

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pal334 69M  
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3/18/2017 5:34 am
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veryfunnycple64 60M/60F
21770 posts
3/18/2017 5:53 am

 very funny Pal! I chuckled out loud!
“Life is available only in the present moment.” Thich Nhat Hanh

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TB5758 65M/67F
577 posts
3/18/2017 6:13 am

 Thank you my wife and I enjoyed very much!


SimpleLatina 59F
3447 posts
3/18/2017 6:21 am

 I have given a couple of those classes that Ron was going to


Naughtypursuit 56F  
2766 posts
3/18/2017 6:38 am

 Thank you for the morning smiles


Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
3/18/2017 7:02 am

 Rotflmao..@ the engineer one love it.. thank you for the morning laugh..
Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
3/18/2017 8:06 am

 Really good one Pal. I can see your feeling way better! Aren't friends wonderful hugssssss V
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scott6250 61M

3/18/2017 4:58 pm

 Very funny Pal! Happy Saturday!
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spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
3/20/2017 8:27 am
Good jokes!

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