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“The Night The Lights Went Out In Blogville”
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“The Night The Lights Went Out In Blogville”  -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- WELCOME TO THE SINNERS CLUB -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- “Ladies and Gentlemen the Bronx is Burning!” ~ Howard Cosell ~ -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- A SINNERS CLUB SPECIAL REPORT -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- ..........Greetings and Salutations to all of You, My Wayward Flock,........Last night, as I looked out from the ramparts of our headquarters here at The Sinners Club,.......Pipe packed full of Black Hash,.......Surveying the darkened hulk of Blogville, in dumbfounded wonderment,.......I had my post written down in lavender crayon on corresponding notecards so as not to get confused,........All ready to get down to the bare bones of the thing,.........When I received various reports from sources deep in the mailroom at Local Adult Companion which told of a crazed, paranoid state of panic and chaos spreading across the landscape of our beloved community........I discovered to my absolute horror, Nobody could access their Main Blog Page,........It was a Blackout in Blogville!.........The reports I’d received confirmed Blogville was seized in the Iron Grip of a Major Crisis,.........Something akin to a cross between “War of the World” style Orwellian Hysteria with a Grand Guignol Elizabethan Tragedy!........And Nobody could Blog!........I Repeat,.......Nobody Could Blog!.........But somehow worse Still, Nobody could figure out Why!.........And as I stood on the wall looking down at a scene startlingly reminiscent of the last half hour of “Mad Max” coupled with all three of the “Purge” films thrown in for good measure,.......I stood wondering just What the future held for the residents of Blogville?.........I honestly couldn’t Say,.......But it would’ve Chilled my Soul if I still had that Worthless Thing,........I looked down on my beloved community,........A community had been rent asunder by some simple technical glitch,........I came to the sudden realization of the Dire Consequences of My Own current situation, and decided my Course of Action in this time of Crisis,.........I packed another pipeful of Fine, Fine, Black Hash,.......Kicked Back, and turned on Netflix,.......Where were You when the Lights Went Out In Blogville?.........Hunkered down low somewhere with the Music turned Loud,........A Full Pipe of something Nice,.......And Someone Special to keep you Focused on the moment at hand,......... Sinfully Yours, backpocket13 Post Script, Honestly though,.......I hope everyone managed to weather the storm as well as I did. The picture above is a rough rendering done by myself of the Maelstrom of Lawlessness and Fury in Blogville as I bore witness to it last night. Post, Post Script, Anybody claiming this Whole Crazy Blackout in Blogville was caused directly by myself and or our IT guy “Lonesome” Dave while trying to download a picture of my penis to Japaneseass is pure speculation,.......Always remember,.........Although I have been known to Sin on Occasion,....... I am Still a Gentleman First and Foremost! -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- THE ONLY HELL MY MOMMA EVER RAISED -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- |
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You are hilarious.  I was a little surprised at how sad and empty I felt, not being able to add a new post or check to see if I had any new comments. BUT in the past I have been able to abstain literally for weeks at a time when traveling...which is good practice for when the blogapocalypse finally strikes for real...   
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Oh, it was such a scare !
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I was so busy yesterday I didn't make it here, I always miss out on the stuff that happens which for me is a good thing I am thinking.. I hope your enjoying a great weekend..Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on.. 
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i love this, you are tooooo funny !! Im new to Blogville, so im not yet addicted BUT i certainly heard loud n clear about the chaos and havoc when the lights went out!! Like everything else here, when they update, madness ensues~~
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4/12/2019 9:37 pm |
Excellent coverage of this potential crisis.Backpocket. I am sure CNN MSNBC and FOX news could have not done a better job. Much like Elon Musk smoking weed on camera, you handled it like a BOSS . The Local Adult Companion tecH , pictured with this comment, worked through the night on the problem and I was kept abreast with his progress as he suckled my nipples. Then after his climactic ending we shared a cigarette while languishing in the post thralls of an immaculate conception orgasm. He knew there was Moore to be done. He went to work on anal. After vigorously stimulating my glands he realized Heroes like you may be in need of his specialized skills. He was BlankMaN and I was his J5. In a moment of after orgasm clarity he discovered the batteries we stole from the system for our pleasure toys may have had some purpose in the operation of the BLOGS. OOpsiEe! I giggled as he pulled the penis shaped projectile from me and unscrewed me along with the cap of the tool . He wiped the astrolube from the batteries and quickly reinserted the dildoe back in me. Sure we discovered the issue but there was a more pressing matter that needed his attentions. I had not orgasmed yet. Just as I reached a mind blowing finish to our efforts. We realized work had to be done. He shoved the used batteries inside the system and it light up like the Marlboro I ignited for an After.sex relax. The real paladins of this night away from writing were all of Us. We found out that there were other things to do with our time and the little AAA cell lithium cells then being in here. Dis Respectfully yours Melisa Moore
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lol...yah...sorry that was my fault....i could not resist to peek the devil's horn...lol...that's how i ended up to be a fallen angel to start off with, but, so i asked poor Dave to get it for me...damn it...i should have known better...he was not capable for a such a trick...look what he has done!!! he caused a massive black out!!! for a moment, i really thought Russian Agents are behind this, and this was a power grid attack towards the U.S.!!! now i really want to see Putin's full frontal...oh wait...what were we talking about??? sorry, i got carried away, boss...but you should have given me your horn pic, and we could have avoid all of this mess!!! um...i am still waitin here....don't let me call Russian Agents for massive power grid attack!!!
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I'm watching NHL Playoffs while I A*F*F
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Yeah ... like someone said . the cluster fuck is ongoing and... not worthy of a cry... Unless you're trying to post something. But let's face it... this island is hardly worthy of the sweat... ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Damn, once again the horny pervs clogged up the A F F pipes. Almost panicked but I’ve been here long enough to know give it 24 -48 hours and hope all works well again. There was a time if locked out, I’d frantically try to find a backdoor to get into the site. Fortunately, I overcame my addiction and no longer obsess.
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The cluster fuckery was relatively short-lived by A*F*F standards.
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