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Blogs > erato6969 > Who Would Have Thunk It?

I Should Have Guessed the Punchline  

erato6969 61M
1124 posts
6/8/2013 5:54 am

Last Read:
6/11/2013 4:01 am
I Should Have Guessed the Punchline

A father walks into a restaurant with his young . He gives the
young boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied.

Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The father
realizes the boy has swallowed the nickels and starts slapping him on
the back. The boy coughs up 2 of the nickels, but keeps choking.
Looking at his , the father is panicking, shouting for help.

A well-dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman in a blue
business suit is sitting at the coffee bar reading a newspaper and
sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up,
puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on
the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried,
across the restaurant.

Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of
the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first
and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses
violently and coughs up the last nickel, which the woman deftly
catches in her free hand.

Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the nickel to the
father and walks back to her seat at the coffee bar without saying a
word.

As soon as he is sure that his has suffered no ill effects, the
father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've
never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are
you a doctor? "

"No," the woman replied, "I'm a divorce lawyer."

erato6969 61M
1318 posts
6/11/2013 4:01 am

 I know it's not a true story because she didn't send him a 2,500 dollar bill for services and consultation.


erato6969 61M
1318 posts
6/11/2013 4:00 am
    Quoting  :
I found the twisting of the balls to be very symbolic. The poor young man's introduction to future nut twisting by lawyers and his future ex-wife. I'm not actually that cynical.


rm_travelguyoh 63M
12264 posts
6/9/2013 7:39 pm

 Oh shit...that's awesome
some times the things that comes from between my ears makes me pause for reflection


erato6969 61M
1318 posts
6/9/2013 6:31 am
    Quoting  :
It certainly does!


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