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Blogs > erato6969 > Who Would Have Thunk It?

Please Don't Boo Me  

erato6969 61M
1124 posts
9/3/2014 1:51 pm
Please Don't Boo Me

A turkey was chatting with a bull.
‘I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree’ sighed the turkey, ‘but I haven’t got the energy.’ ‘Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings?’ replied the bull. They’re packed with nutrients.’
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Moral of the story:

Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there

superbjversion2 69F  
24388 posts
9/3/2014 2:01 pm

 I won't boo but am I allowed to groan?
Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


JackNJill4SexFun 56M/52F
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9/3/2014 2:01 pm

 LOL, very cute


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