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To all those Bone heads with NO MANNERS this is for YOU!!!  

makemecum357 66F  
129 posts
6/12/2016 3:26 pm
To all those Bone heads with NO MANNERS this is for YOU!!!


THE I-95 ASSHOLE SONG

Well I was drivin' down I-95 the other night
Somebody nearly cut me right off the road
I decided it wasn't gonna do any good to get mad
So I wrote a song about him instead
It goes like this...

Were you born an asshole?
Or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine
'Cause you're an asshole tonight

Yes you're an A-S-S-H-O-L-E
And don't you try to blame it on me
You deserve all the credit
You're an asshole tonight

You were an asshole yesterday
You're an asshole tonight
And I've got a feelin'
You'll be an asshole the rest of your life

(Instrumental Break)

And I was talkin' to your mother
Just the other night
I told her I thought you were an asshole
She said, "Yes, I think you're right"

And all your friends are assholes
'Cause you've known them your whole life
And somebody told me
You've got an asshole for a wife

Were you born an asshole?
Or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine
'Cause you're an aaaass...hole tonight

hrdallnght4u 67M

6/12/2016 3:32 pm

I remember that song..

You can't expect to be Old & Wise..If You were never Young & Crazy!!!


makemecum357 66F  
84 posts
6/12/2016 3:58 pm

LOVE THIS OLD SONG !! HAHAHAHA


makemecum357 66F  
84 posts
5/16/2017 4:13 pm

Glad you enjoyed it !!!


maestroexmanoa 63M  
324 posts
4/3/2021 3:11 pm

Great job!


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