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Blogs > scoupe42 > "Redemption"

"weekend Jokes"  

scoupe42 61M
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9/7/2019 5:07 am

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9/8/2019 5:33 am
"weekend Jokes"
Hope everyone enjoying their weekend. Let's start today with a few jokes!

Heathen_G 65M
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9/7/2019 2:31 pm

 Some alteration, just a few:

Taco Bell, "Head for the border"...... Going over to the anus from the pussy.

Outback, ............................................ Going next door for sex.

Wendy's............................................. Prison sex.

KFC.....................................................Woman's Prison sex

Mc Donalds .................................... Peeping Top masturbating

Dominos ........................................ Office sex /Wife is away shopping sex

Subway............................................. Getting High School girl sex

Olive Garden .................................. Yes.. that's ...lol

Pizza hut......................................... Gang bang.

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Mans advice #86: The only time a woman likes to be told what to do is......wait a minute..... you don't care if she "Likes" being told , or NOT... you just tell her what to do.

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Girl: Girls are better than boys
Boy: Then why did he make boys first, can you tell me that..can you..
Girl: Why do you think he did...
Boy: Because he wanted to make sure the pussy design would accommodate all shapes of boners. His template was your clit. If two of those worked together, anything bigger than your clit would get the job done.
Girl: You're such an ass... I hate you...
Boy: ahh girl .. come here baby...
Girl : I hate you...I hate you ...you.... oooooboy I love your dick.

The end.
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A Juicy quote yet to be used:......Your mamma is so fat when you push some of the fat in... she thinks she's curvy.

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The difference between "Sin" and "Shame"....."Sin" doesn't really exist. "Shame" does exist because you pretend "Sin" exists. ... Or you just give a damn too much about what others think of you.

Hence the question: "Have you no shame"? ... Answer: Nope.

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That was fun.


scoupe42 replies on 9/7/2019 3:58 pm:
Dude! Awesome feedback, I dig it! Thanks

Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
9/7/2019 10:30 am

 Good morning my friend those RESTAURANT ones were so thank you so much for the morning laughs as these were all brilliant choices today.
Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


scoupe42 replies on 9/7/2019 11:33 am:
Hi temp, thx for viewing.

sexysixties2 106F
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9/7/2019 9:21 am

 Thanks for the laughs...we get 40 minutes for Domino's here!!!
"Age does not protect you from love, but love, to some extent, protects you from age."

~~Anais Nin~~


scoupe42 replies on 9/7/2019 9:37 am:
Hi my friend, I guess that extra 10 min, might make a big differences

seems6666 53F  
4838 posts
9/7/2019 8:50 am

 Haha! I like the gynae one


scoupe42 replies on 9/7/2019 9:35 am:
Thanks for viewing.

Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
9/7/2019 8:40 am

 Jokes are a great way to start your day! 👍


scoupe42 replies on 9/7/2019 9:35 am:
So true!

scoupe42 61M
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9/7/2019 5:09 am

 Enjoy your weekend.


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