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Harem?
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Harem? So I was going to announce my adamant intention to form a harem. When I discovered that the definition of harem is limited to a group of women serving one man. What the F? Where is the gender parity in that? Hmmm. I don't want a group of women, I would like to find myself a select group of distinctly skilled men to serve at my whims and fulfill my sexual wants. As far as I can tell there is no word for that. Which is total crap. (Assume I made some sort of gender equality rant here) Anyway...the fact remains the same I want my group of men. I want sex on demand. For those interested there are four positions available: Position One--When I am horny I want to be fucked by an eager gentlemen. Skill, Stamina, and Recovery time all will be tested during the interview. It is preferable that you have an abundance of practice. After all practice makes perfect. So there will be a great deal of practice before the position is filled. Position Two--A<b> cunnilingus </font></b>expert to bury his face between my thighs and lick my pussy until I writhe with uncontrolled passion. Those with superior technique and enthusiasm will be given additional consideration. Position Three--When I want to squirt there needs to be a skilled enthusiast at the ready. Those of you out there with these skills know who you are, please do not attempt to falsify your resume. You will be found out. Position Four--A new addition to the group. An ardent anal fanatic. A genuine ass man. Someone who hopes to fuck my ass at all hours of the day and night. Special consideration given to those with superior wit or intelligence. For the right candidate on-the-job-training will be considered. References will be checked!!! The line forms to the left. |
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You could use 'harem', but I think you want a 'band' not a 'gaggle'. How do I apply for position 2? Smart as a rock, strong as a marshmallow, and hung like a flea. Now, don't that make me sexy? Visit my blog, NudeDon69 Check out the 'Half Naked Wednesday' bloggers HNW Bloggers and 'Local Adult Companion Naughty Community' AFF Naughty Community.
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4/28/2014 8:46 am |
Hello, Sounds a lot like work! and I'm a workaholic ! lol  Darn, It doesn't say anything about being witty or a smart ass! Can I apply for position 1.5. Sorry Discreet fun comes with not resume. But I'd like to have an oral interview with you. Let's set the appointment for a later day !
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The early bird gets fucked first.
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Hello, Sounds a lot like work! and I'm a workaholic ! lol Darn, It doesn't say anything about being witty or a smart ass! Can I apply for position 1.5. Sorry Discreet fun comes with not resume. But I'd like to have an oral interview with you. Let's set the appointment for a later day ! 
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You could use 'harem', but I think you want a 'band' not a 'gaggle'. How do I apply for position 2? Hmmm. Band might be right though...as in Robin Hood and his band of merry men. I could use some merry men. Anybody that like to play with words is welcome to come play with me...
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Stable is perfect. I can see myself in the boots, perhaps with a riding crop!
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5/16/2014 1:35 pm |
HIMREM, I M NOT INTO PAIN! I think a "hang nail would put me into a coma". I would sign up for your "stable" or "himrem", and be perfectly happy to be the next in line. face piles of trials with smiles.. MOODY BLUES please feel free to visit my blog happy blogging
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