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Horny_Holly 43F
768 posts
6/8/2016 4:53 pm
Picture This

It's so nice to see the site's photograph checkers - I'm not sure what their real job title is - are on top form and not allowing photographs that don't abide by their strict rules when it comes to posting profile pictures.

Like this one I posted earlier.




No, no, Holly, cropping out most of the pooch wasn't enough. So I was sent the obligatory "Nice try, but it didn't work!" email from customer service.

"We moved your recently uploaded photo to your Other Photos album. Other members will still be able to view it when they click on your profile, and feel free to move your photo to another album, add a description, or edit your display options.

This photo has been flagged as ineligible for your profile photo. The most common reason this happens is that someone who is not on your account is shown in the photo or in some way violates our Photo Guidelines."

Well, that told me! Suitably embarrassed, I crawled back under the rock from which I slithered out from earlier.

Then, a few moments ago, I was reminded of a profile I'd reported before when this person viewed me, and wondered to myself...just what the hell kind of numpty does this site employ that they allow the following?!



Did you spot the problem with this profile pic I know it's difficult, but take another look. Go on, you know you want to.

I admit to sniggering at him checking the "no" box for relocating. I'm not quite sure one can relocate from the other side.

I might look out the picture I have with me and a camel. That will show those good for nothing pic checkers I won't be messed with




"I'm always disappointed when a liar's pants don't actually catch on fire..."


comingtogetya4me 54M
165 posts
6/14/2016 7:53 am

Awesome pics with the camel Holly. I'm so glad you posted them.


Horny_Holly replies on 8/17/2016 4:20 pm:
Thanks, coming!

Apologies for the very late reply. I really should check my own blog more often I guess


kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
6/13/2016 9:05 am

    Quoting Horny_Holly:
    The answer would appear to be "Yes!" you are the only one who wants to see the camel pic, haha. It took forever and a day to find the pic, so I hope you appreciate all the hard work this entailed And I wouldn't do this for just anyone you know I'll post one of him trying to eat my friend's hair, which I thought was rather rude. Maybe he was on his fourth rum and coke, too, but who's counting

    [image]

Oh, this is wonderful! Thank you! It took me a minute to notice that there is indeed a camel in the photo- you are magnificent!

Avast, me hearties! If that camel drinks rum I'd like to meet him. This place is overrun with wine and whisky drinkers.

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Horny_Holly replies on 6/13/2016 11:48 am:
Are you sure you didn't mistake me for the camel It's okay if you did, it happens all the time

The next time I meet a camel my first question will most certainly be "Fancy a rum and coke?". If he nods twice I'll set up the meet personally.

_Pauline_ 43F
85 posts
6/13/2016 7:58 am

    Quoting Horny_Holly:
    My friend has went right off camels...I can't think why

    [image]
Both pictures are fab, but the one of your friend almost being eaten by a camel is priceless LOL


Horny_Holly replies on 6/13/2016 11:51 am:
Haha, I know we shouldn't laugh, but it was so freaking hilarious. My friend, however, was not so amused

Horny_Holly 43F
2767 posts
6/13/2016 7:01 am

My friend has went right off camels...I can't think why

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"I'm always disappointed when a liar's pants don't actually catch on fire..."


Horny_Holly 43F
2767 posts
6/13/2016 6:59 am

    Quoting kzoopair:
    Am I the only one who really wants to see that camel pic? You wouldn't have brought it up if you didn't want us to ask for it!

    The one you posted, with the pooch, is wonderful. You are a remarkably good looking woman. But how much lovelier would you look posing next to a camel? Better yet- a camel toe to camel toe comparison! Unless of course the camel has already passed through the eye of the needle. Then, you might need a medium and a seance.

    Ah, never mind me, Holly. I'm on my fourth rum and coke. But who's counting?
The answer would appear to be "Yes!" you are the only one who wants to see the camel pic, haha. It took forever and a day to find the pic, so I hope you appreciate all the hard work this entailed And I wouldn't do this for just anyone you know I'll post one of him trying to eat my friend's hair, which I thought was rather rude. Maybe he was on his fourth rum and coke, too, but who's counting

[image]


"I'm always disappointed when a liar's pants don't actually catch on fire..."


matt-battler 50M
199 posts
6/12/2016 4:44 am

Man I am soooo pissed with the picture dept

It took ages for them to approve my pic of me on African Safari with Lord Lucan earlier this month, they give me some flim flam about him being legally declared dead now and I should read the papers etc - any excuse to ruin my day.

Btw you look soo kwoooot in that pic - love your summer wardrobe Holly


Horny_Holly replies on 6/13/2016 12:02 pm:
I pity those picture-checking fools that upset your day, Matt. I know you'll get your revenge somehow, though!

I thought I recognised that watch you're wearing

Thank you so much! Nothing like a cute summer outfit to brighten up a dull day

comingtogetya4me 54M
165 posts
6/10/2016 9:58 am

Poor old Steve Please tell me his username isn't SteveMcQueen


Horny_Holly replies on 6/13/2016 7:32 am:
It was only a slight variation of the name

_Pauline_ 43F
85 posts
6/10/2016 8:14 am

"The most common reason this happens is that someone who is not on your account is shown in the photo"

Which, other than the example you've given - and a fine example it is too LOL - begs the question as to how single people get away with posting pictures with more than one person in them? I've seen a single man's profile with a picture which includes himself, his friend and our previous first minister. Not to mention all the couples' profiles that only have a picture of the female as their profile pic.

The site talks a good talk, but rarely stands by their own TOU as we all know


PaisleyPolly 32F
120 posts
6/10/2016 7:46 am

What a dumbass I've seen guys use pictures of actors before but not a dead one and one that famous. I don't know if it's more arrogance or stupidity to do that kind of thing.


Horny_Holly replies on 6/13/2016 10:12 am:
In this instance I'd have to go with stupidity, Polly

desiringyouforme 43M
128 posts
6/9/2016 5:24 pm

He even refers to himself as "Steve"


Horny_Holly replies on 6/13/2016 7:34 am:
Maybe he believes he is Steve

BrockmanBites 37M
89 posts
6/9/2016 4:48 pm

He posted a picture of a picture as his profile picture and no one noticed? I would love to know what he hopes to gain by doing that


Horny_Holly replies on 6/13/2016 7:36 am:
Hahaha, yes, if you can believe it!

Yeah, that's the part I don't get. They're going to get found out, in this case, even before he meets anyone.

FullOn4U 58M
20399 posts
6/9/2016 2:00 am

You're showing the wrong kind of fur...

Some people get away with just about anything - like this French woman who viewed my profile...

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I take it that's her elbow...


Horny_Holly replies on 6/13/2016 10:15 am:
Are you calling me a dog

Wth kind of stupid pic is that, hahaha.

sphxdiver 74M
21063 posts
6/9/2016 1:42 am

With all the fake profiles with stolen photos of movie and porn stars they approve, it's anyone's guess as to who is doing what on this site.


Horny_Holly replies on 6/13/2016 10:17 am:
They should name and shame their blind employees

kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
6/8/2016 9:37 pm

Am I the only one who really wants to see that camel pic? You wouldn't have brought it up if you didn't want us to ask for it!

The one you posted, with the pooch, is wonderful. You are a remarkably good looking woman. But how much lovelier would you look posing next to a camel? Better yet- a camel toe to camel toe comparison! Unless of course the camel has already passed through the eye of the needle. Then, you might need a medium and a seance.

Ah, never mind me, Holly. I'm on my fourth rum and coke. But who's counting?

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TicklePlease 56F  
13851 posts
6/8/2016 6:11 pm

    Quoting DoctorBooty:
    Damn its awesome that this site can bring people back from the dead.

    Even more awesome is that there is a profile on here of a black male, who has been dead for years now, but since he had hot pics on his profile they let it stay up because it generates page views.
Now THAT'S horrible! But it makes you wonder how many other profiles live on from the afterlife.

(cue the Prince profile picture in 3...2...)


bisarahsmiles 34F
282 posts
6/8/2016 5:43 pm

Lol@relocation

Now this is just a guess but if he was here to meet people they might, just might realise when they meet up that he's not a dead man walking


Horny_Holly replies on 6/13/2016 3:37 pm:
Haha, I love that he completed that part of his profile.

You would hope any sane woman - even if they didn't recognise Steve McQueen, although the clue is in the username - would question why it isn't a proper photograph on the profile. But then with some of the fruit n nuts on this site, who knows

DoctorBooty 43M
6426 posts
6/8/2016 5:16 pm

Damn its awesome that this site can bring people back from the dead.

Even more awesome is that there is a profile on here of a black male, who has been dead for years now, but since he had hot pics on his profile they let it stay up because it generates page views.


Horny_Holly replies on 6/13/2016 7:07 am:
Their awesomeness is beyond anything we could ever hope for.

Assuming the site is aware that man is deceased then that is disgusting. Sadly, though, not surprising for this site.

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