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Horny_Holly 43F
768 posts
6/22/2016 12:34 pm
Introduction

Not mine.

The introduction below belongs to someone who just commented on some of my photographs.

I don't think I've ever read such utter BS on here. And, if you're a regular reader of my nonsense, you're aware that I deal with BS on the site often.

So without further ado, here is the oddest profile I've seen to date.


"This is our mates new profile, we created it for him. He has a very modest profile on a sister site to this, in which all his photos are cropped or blurred, saving his modesty.

Well courtesy of us finding his tablet, on this profile you have him fully naked. Think he took these for his ex.

Bare in mind he will get what ever messages you send on the other site.

HE DOES NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS PROFILE. HE STILL SEES HIS ORIGINAL TEXT AND PHOTOS. Don't let on you can see them, yet.

YOU WILL SEE THESE NUDE, HE SEE'S THEM CROPPED AT THE WAIST, EXCEPT ONE BUM PIC.
Profile set up in somewhat of a hurry. More photos to follow. WEVE ADDED SOME CLOSE UP PHOTOS NOW

Hi, new here and looking to date. About to return to the country having been working abroad and as I said, looking to date etc. I have been single now for well over a year and it's time to get back into the game. Im quite reserved at first but open up when you get to know me. I have a physically active job and as such have tried hard to keep myself in shape.

Looking forward to chatting to whom ever pops onto my profile.

UPDATE
NO I DON'T WEB CAM. DON'T EVEN OWN ONE.
NO I WON'T STRIP FOR YOU OR ANYONE ELSE, ON HERE OR IN PERSON.
IF WE HAVE ONLY JUST MET, I AM NOT GOING TO SEND YOU A NAKED PHOTO.
MEN. I'M STRAIGHT, SO NO, I DON'T WANT TO CHAT."


I'm not sure who is dumber. The owner of the profile or the "mates" who claim to have posted the naked pics of their mate.

No cam? Give me a break. If you have a tablet I think it's fair to assume there's a webcam on it.

You won't strip for anyone in person? Ehm, I think we've all seen from your pics that you do, in fact, strip.

Now, I know A F F has many other sites, but are they all connected to the point you don't know when a person is messaging you from X, Y or Z site

The profile supposedly belongs to a 38 year old man. If, and it's a big "if" I get it, but if his friends really did this without his knowledge, surely he's going to be really pissed off to say the least at his "friends" for doing this. I know I would be.

So, fake profile? Do you think the owner of the profile really doesn't know? Or that his "friends" are in fact the owner of the profile and it's all BS.

As for telling women not to tell the guy that we can all see him naked as the day he was born, please. Women talk, that's what we do!





Update: He/she/them sent me a message.

Monses*
Hi, I did read your profile, honest. Face pic may follow if we get on.
27/6/2016 8:22 pm

Me
Hahaha.

Yeah, let me know how that works out for you.
27/6/2016 8:33 pm

Monsest
??
27/6/2016 8:42 pm

What a dipstick I'll keep you informed, as I know you're all on the edge of your seats, hahaha, not!

"I'm always disappointed when a liar's pants don't actually catch on fire..."


FullOn4U 58M
20399 posts
6/30/2016 8:11 am



"My mate is too shy to have a profile on a seedy fuck site, so I did it for him.

It's not him, honest, 'cos he's a nice guy and wouldn't want to be on a sex site.

And he didn't take a photo of his cock to impress you, it was for his ex."

The word "bollocks" springs to mind.


Horny_Holly replies on 7/4/2016 1:12 pm:
"bollocks" seems to be the general consensus

bisarahsmiles 34F
282 posts
6/28/2016 9:18 am

LOL I wonder who you've to 'get on with'. Him or his mates

What an ass


Horny_Holly replies on 6/28/2016 5:54 pm:
Haha, yeah, who knows.

I could have replied to his last message, but I couldn't be bothered with his/their nonsense.

comingtogetya4me 54M
165 posts
6/27/2016 1:15 pm

Monses*
Hi, I did read your profile, honest. Face pic may follow if we get on

May follow if we get on? lmfao

Translated; I read your profile but I don't care what you want.

Umm yeah that will work.......................not so much


Horny_Holly replies on 6/28/2016 3:15 am:
Haha, I know!

Perhaps he thinks he's going to win me over with his personality before revealing his ugly mug to me. But by then it will be too late because I'll just want him so badly.

Yeah, right

desiringyouforme 43M
128 posts
6/27/2016 11:07 am

Two bs profiles That is weird and I wonder what the purpose of either of them is


Horny_Holly replies on 6/27/2016 12:57 pm:
Yeah, it's a mind-boggler for sure, des!

matt-battler 50M
199 posts
6/23/2016 9:44 am

Why would a woman go out of their way to chase a guy who didn't actually join of their own free will and was put up to this by their friends

Hello McFly!!! There a million super-motivated guys on here straining every sinew trying to get a date, trying to get laid. If a guy isn't actually paying attention or trying hard they'll get crowded out by those that are.

This is a variant of the 'I'm so busy' or 'my time is really precious' bullshit that tries to make people feel really grateful that you granted them an audience at all, because they somehow managed to shoehorn you into their hectic and important life.

Unfortunately it's simply ridiculous so it has about as much chance of working as Wyle E. Coyote has of catching Roadrunner.


Horny_Holly replies on 6/27/2016 12:49 pm:
They'd have to be awfully desperate if they did, Matt

He messaged me - update above - and his BS about sending a pic if we get along, give me a break

BrockmanBites 37M
89 posts
6/23/2016 6:20 am

I think other than the hate mail you share with us on your blog this is the weirdest thing I've read.

Lisa mentioned it should be reported so if you do report it please tell us what they say about it. Surely they will deem it as fake if we're to believe the guy doesn't know he's on this site. How he can't know that though doesn't make sense.


Horny_Holly replies on 6/27/2016 11:37 am:
Yeah, I agree it makes no sense that he wouldn't know about it. More so now that DV has told us he has two profiles on the site. Unless the one DV found is the original profile and it's the one I'm blogging about is the one he doesn't know about. But if that's the case, they can't be connected and he wouldn't get messages, etc. Confused? Me, too

I haven't reported the profiles yet, but I assume I'd get the usual bog-standard reply of "Thanks for reporting...We're investigating...We can't tell you the outcome..." blah, blah, blah.

kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
6/22/2016 9:00 pm

This is too weird. Either way, someone is nowhere near as clever as he thinks he is.

Become a member now and get a free tote bag.


Horny_Holly replies on 6/27/2016 11:31 am:
Agreed and agreed

PaisleyPolly 32F
120 posts
6/22/2016 4:19 pm

WTF?? I'm with Lisa on the fucked up part. I mean how can the guy not know what's going on??

I'm kind of hoping he contacts me so I can grass his mates up


Horny_Holly replies on 6/26/2016 2:02 pm:
Yeah, it doesn't seem likely he wouldn't be aware of the "other" profile

Hahaha, let us know if he does.

DoctorBooty 43M
6426 posts
6/22/2016 4:16 pm

Thats just stupid.


Horny_Holly replies on 6/26/2016 2:00 pm:
And we all know you can't fix stupid.

comingtogetya4me 54M
165 posts
6/22/2016 1:29 pm

Is his username dumbanddumber?? That's about the only thing that might make sense out of this bull.


Horny_Holly replies on 6/22/2016 2:19 pm:
Haha, no, keep guessing!

_Pauline_ 43F
85 posts
6/22/2016 1:21 pm

What

If someone comments on one of his naked photographs how on earth could he not know they exist on this site? It's all very confusing and not very believable. Much like the claim of no webcam. As you said, no tablet comes without a webcam nowadays.

I think you're right to call BS on it


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