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Blogs > jjorje57 > Ancient Chinese Proverb

Some more cheesy jokes.  

jjorje57 68M
288 posts
4/11/2016 3:55 pm

Last Read:
4/26/2016 12:24 pm
Some more cheesy jokes.

I walked into a bar, said OWE.

A Conspiracy Theorist walks into a bar(OR SO THE GOVERNMENT WOULD HAVE US BELIEVE).

Two fonts walk into a bar, the barman say's " you must leave. we don't serve your type here".

Never give up your seat for a lady. That's why I lost my job as a bus driver.

I came home from work earlier and my wife was wearing this slinky number, but it only worked when she was coming downstairs.

Finally:

Heard in a "situation room". "Gentlemen this is a virus we've never seen before, 50% of the population will be totally incapacitated the other 50% will carry on. GENTLEMEN THIS IS MANFLU".

nightsoul1962 61F
17828 posts
4/11/2016 7:18 pm
WITHOUT PASSION LIFE IS NOTHING


jjorje57 replies on 4/13/2016 2:31 pm:
I bet you really liked the MANFLU joke.

pagancountrygirl 66F  
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6466 posts
4/11/2016 4:10 pm

Thanks for the giggles!
Pagan
Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!


jjorje57 replies on 4/11/2016 4:42 pm:
I'm happy they amused.

jjorje57 replies on 4/13/2016 2:42 pm:
I was born at 5 mins to midnight on All Hallos Eve(my mum said "the witches, brought me. personally I still believe I may have a little bit of a devil inside".

HappyChick43 52F  
1042 posts
4/11/2016 4:10 pm

 I'm glad cheesey jokes haven't been killed off.


jjorje57 replies on 4/11/2016 4:34 pm:
You wouldn't like me most of the music I listen too is John Denver, Country or classic.

P.S I also watch military utube vids.

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