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Blogs > jjorje57 > Ancient Chinese Proverb

Breaking one of my rules.  

jjorje57 68M
288 posts
6/13/2016 1:17 pm

Last Read:
9/14/2018 3:02 pm
Breaking one of my rules.

Don't complain, don't explain. I think an explanation is in order. I said on one of my earlier blogs that I had broken a rib or two, It turns out that I had also fractured 2 of my spinal vertebrae. I was ambulanced to the spine fracture clinic and after an X ray a CAT scan and an MRI saw an orthopaedic consultant, he recommended surgery, but I said we should try a back brace first. So here I am lying in bed, sleeping about 20 hours a day(painkillers send me to sleep) wearing a moulded plastic and metal brace, and will be doing so for the next month. So I apologize for my absence and if I do sound crazy, blame the painkillers.

Anyway a couple of jokes,

Father Murphy was berating young Tommy about the dangers of masturbation, he finished by saying "every time you do it another life in Christ is lost."
Two days later he sees Tommy walking towards the slowly dragging a matchbox on a piece of string, he says "What are you doing?" Tommy replies "Have some respect Father, I'm attending a funeral."

Mrs Murphy receives a call from the undertaker who says "We have a problem with your husbands body, He has an erection and we can't close the coffin." She says "cut it off and stick it up his arse, I'll visit later.

When she visits she sees a single tear running down her husband cheek, and whispers into his ear "See I told you it hurts"

nightsoul1962 61F
17828 posts
6/13/2016 10:55 pm

 Hmmmm....those pain pills are making you on the kinky side
Wish you a speedy recovery!!!
WITHOUT PASSION LIFE IS NOTHING


jjorje57 replies on 6/14/2016 3:39 am:
thanks for your concern, I've got to admit my brain has got foggy.

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