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my life story  

MichonneUK 46F
5306 posts
11/23/2018 9:48 am
my life story

left london went to Leicester city with a heart light like a feather with breath faint like a Fairy ~

came back to London with a heart like an angry English man about to go to jail for no sensible modern reason ~

~ my apologies ~

there is no authority Great Enough to unPhuck my Brain ~ you may have to be Mr Great Britain himself ~ Patriotic Penis Perfect Pussy Phucktology ~ ~ oh~ fullmoon ~

& in Britain we have bitches & Witches ~ "eYe can Hex eWe as well as be Vex with eWe as well as have Sex with you ~ "dats how we do it in Britain" a so it gwan stay~

if the British Flag Union Jack is not swimming in your SPERM aka Phallic Waters of Life ~

"in my fake jamaican accent ~ "bwoy mi {h}and yu cyant tawk yuKno" mek mi jus tell yu now"


MichonneUK 46F
3836 posts
11/23/2018 11:29 am

there is no measurement to the depth of this emotion other than the combined Trust in the Lust of History & Herstory ~ the Stealth of the thought ~ a fate never smittened B4 ~

its not even fair ~

its like even if there are no such thing as Good Girls ~ why does that have to be my fate to be da one to make it Real ~ the Vanitized integrity of {k}not knowing otherwise other than the jealousy of Both entwined in an illustrious Hope of Phallic Justice & sanctified emBraces ~

the is the Mourning Moon ~

im mourning what I do not have & embRacing all my abundance & feeling like ~ Yes ok fine ~ if anything happens in this world huh ~

He can drink da piss i'm about to give ~ xx ~ its all good ~

"Life I got this "

I dont have to learn how to cook a cuisine ~ thank you ~ beans on toast will do ~ cool ~ Love you Lord ~ xx


Owatalife 67M
1711 posts
11/23/2018 8:36 pm

Think you definitely need about two solid weeks of good ol fashioned never leave the house shagging...that and a decent cooked meal, sod the beans on toast.


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