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So... Why does an elephant have 4 feet???  

Msmealsonheels 30F  
184 posts
10/2/2019 9:35 am
So... Why does an elephant have 4 feet???




Msmealsonheels 30F  
688 posts
10/2/2019 9:37 am

Because there's no way he could reach with just 6 inches....


forgotforgetting 57M
8134 posts
10/2/2019 9:50 am

Cute.

“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
― Oscar Wilde


aimtoplease1033 63M

10/2/2019 9:50 am

Youall are Not Right


1quietguy35404 75M

10/2/2019 9:56 am

Nice one


bitchkitty2017 71F

10/2/2019 9:56 am

ha ha real comedian in our midst ..should take that act on the road !


Msmealsonheels 30F  
688 posts
10/2/2019 9:59 am

Oh?? So what is the correct answer then?

I suppose the bigger question though - just how is it that you seem to have such intimate knowledge of the correct answer???

Never mind - I don't think I wanna know...


Sgt_Tarado 35M
32 posts
10/2/2019 10:44 am

😂🤔


lonlyforlove2 81M  
32704 posts
10/2/2019 11:01 am

A good one for the 89th day of above 90F here in North Georgia, and still two to go , they say, have a good day

Stop by at lonlyforlove2
also see Lunch with Lonly , we get snow tomorrow
Check my blog on New Community, "A photo of my big Pecker"
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looking4u69ca 63M  
4322 posts
10/2/2019 6:12 pm

Funny


LKDSPLT 62M/58F  
18 posts
11/10/2019 8:12 am

Not bad


SpunkyMonkeyz58 65M

12/9/2019 9:00 pm

Excellent and Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfect Awrooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Meooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooows Xx Oo


David20180101 80M

2/9/2020 6:45 pm

Because she would be a kangaroo with 3.


slow2cum4u2 80M  
52 posts
2/20/2020 10:40 pm

And why did the elephant wear tennies?

Because nineies were too small
and elevensies were too big...


boatslut1966 58M/58F  
6 posts
7/19/2020 7:14 am

In case you were wondering about the real thing ...
Ngoro crater, 2004


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