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No Moe Monday
No Moe Monday I know this is going to be hard to believe, especially coming from someone as sexy and in demand as I am, but not all of my dates are filled with romance. Some of them leave me stranded and looking foolish in the line to pay at Moe's Southwest Grill. Today, I met up with someone I've been chatting with for a while now. We were going to meet for coffee, but we ended up at Moe's instead. We go through the line and order. All is well. Until we get to the register. That's when he realizes he doesn't have his wallet. He had Samsung Pay or whatever, but no card and no cash, and they don't use the Samsung pay yet. Are you kidding me? So he mumbles something to the cashier, tells me he will be right back, and leaves. And I'm completely mortified. Am I that ugly that he isn't even willing to pay what will amount to $9.00 for my meal? And could he not just have ditched me in the parking lot? Or maybe before we ordered at least? Did he have to wait until the cashier holds out his hand for payment? No, apparently, he had to completely humiliate me in front of a bunch of people to make sure that his point was made. And what was worse was that he was going to keep up the charade. He calls me from the parking lot and says something about how he's coming back as soon as he gets some money. What? Really? The jig is up, buddy! How long do you think I'm going to wait? I can pay for my own food. I'm already humiliated, so how much worse will it be to walk out to my car and grab my own card? Or I could just leave. But it wouldn't matter. Did I fail to mention that I knew someone who works there? And she turned around when she heard my voice? And we made eye contact? And even spoke? So even if I could pretend that nothing terrible had just happened, she would be able to remind me. "Hey, do you remember the time you got ditched at Moe's?" But stubborn woman that I am, I stayed. And he eventually came back. He really did just have to get some money. He took his Samsung to Walmart, where they do accept that form of payment, and he bought a pack of gum and got cash back. And he returned to Moe's and restored my dignity. Of course, his pride was a little hurt. But good sport that he is, he said he fully expected this story to end up in my blog that he enjoys reading so much. Well, I can't let my fans down, can I? |
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5/9/2016 6:29 pm |
Bank from "Ass National", u can't go wrong...... Great story! I remember when the "debit" cards were introduced, lot of the same situations happened, "State of the Art", makes u feel so stupid some times!
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I catch myself all the time without cash in my pockets or even in my wallet. Today I had to pay $1.73 for a small plastic plumbing fitting with my credit card. Woodrow J. Evers
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hate to say it, but that happened to me on a first date once...changed into nicer clothes when she showed up dressed better than I was, so I put on better clothes and forgot to grab my wallet out of my other pants...and the night went downhill from there. Another one where I ended up on the "just friends" list. Sometimes you just have to say fuck it, drop everything, and go to Vegas.
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If you give him a second chance, it better be Fillet Mignon and good damn wine!!!!
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That is one hell of a story
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cash and debit card old saying cash talks
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