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Like fruit snacks in your teeth...
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Like fruit snacks in your teeth... It's a sticky situation. I had my mask off, chewing on a C-3PO fruit snack when Nose Hairs walked into my office. "Hey, can you look this up?" My response was un-intelligible. Too many fruit snacks. Why is it that people always show up when you want them to the least?? "Sorry, I've got fruit snack debris stuck to all my teeth. Let me put my mask back on and hide that mess." "That's why I didn't take any in the meeting. They stick to everything, then your sitting there, licking your teeth over and over...." Was he licking his teeth?? I could definitely live the rest of my life without seeing that again... "Oh, but, that's where the mask comes in handy. See! You can't even TELL I've got a blue Chewbacca stuck to my front tooth." I knew I'd find a reason to not hate the mask sooner or later. Happy Star Wars Day!! May the Fourth be with you! |
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It's not even safe to stick your finger in your mouth to pry that sticky stuff off, either! Cause....virus........lol I've had a sandwich for lunch both days this week. Bread, ham and lots of lettuce and spinach. So I've had bread stuck to my teeth, ham between my teeth and bits of greenery to give it all some color. I need to start using a water pik after every bite. 
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It's not even safe to stick your finger in your mouth to pry that sticky stuff off, either! Cause....virus........lol I've had a sandwich for lunch both days this week. Bread, ham and lots of lettuce and spinach. So I've had bread stuck to my teeth, ham between my teeth and bits of greenery to give it all some color. I need to start using a water pik after every bite. Pagan  Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!
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illusions? of her smiling at you? no, totally DElusional !  she was undoubtedly thinking what i would have been - asshole - put your mask on ! its EVERYONES lives youre endangering, not just yours! 
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Remember the old days (pre-masks) when hill-billies used to Chewbacca, then spit it out 
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Sooo then, if we see you wearing a mask after this is all over (should it ever end) we can assume you are chomping on Chewbacca? 
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Yeah... I'd say less than 50% of people here wear masks... but we do keep our distances. Not the same - I understand. But i get it. ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I met a handsome woman at the grocery store the other day. Our eyes met and I felt a certain attraction as we both paused to glance at each other. I wasn't wearing a mask. I felt the electricity.... or at least I thought I did. Here's the thing ; I'm not sure if her eyes were telling me that she wanted to fuck me... ... or was she telling me to fuck off!? Her mask blocked her smile. 😶 Ahhh... illusions created by the covid... 🍷🍷😎 no, totally DElusional ! she was undoubtedly thinking what i would have been - asshole - put your mask on ! its EVERYONES lives youre endangering, not just yours! "well only get through this if we work together. if we dont, none of us will"
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Remember the old days (pre-masks) when hill-billies used to Chewbacca, then spit it out 
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Sooo then, if we see you wearing a mask after this is all over (should it ever end) we can assume you are chomping on Chewbacca? Vive La Difference
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I met a handsome woman at the grocery store the other day. Our eyes met and I felt a certain attraction as we both paused to glance at each other. I wasn't wearing a mask. I felt the electricity.... or at least I thought I did. Here's the thing ; I'm not sure if her eyes were telling me that she wanted to fuck me... ... or was she telling me to fuck off!? Her mask blocked her smile. 😶 Ahhh... illusions created by the covid... 🍷🍷😎
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I know squat about star wars, when it came out I saw it once. It was ......OK
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Nice
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A sticky situation!
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That's 2 funny thanks for sharing I hate it when that happens gummy bears, salad, chicken kinda does the same thing, you wonder if you've got something in your teeth and, you just put it there hmm Hundred Waters - "Cavity" There's a man walking With a rope and a shovel in his hand And he's digging, he's digging Down to clay I lean back and watch the ceiling sway But you make these feelings go away You make these feelings go away You make these feelings go away You make these feelings go away You love who floods Seeing him's easy when no one's around Finding him's easy when all that you've found Are gardens and sirens both move to the sound Of little worms writhing But you make these feelings go away You make these feelings go away You make these feelings go away You make these feelings go away You love who floods So come then come over and sit by me Follow the arrow following me Nothing to fill in, nothing to free Nothing here love but a cavity Swallow the arrow following me Nothing to fill in, nothing to free Nothing here love but a cavity
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and what other kind of snacks were being offered at this mtg  the closest i've come to picking up a fruit snack is swedish fish. and even then it better because i'm sitting in a movie theatre. God knows i haven't been to a movie since february
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I used to have a dog that we would do that too! LOL He loved it though... If he saw anybody grabbing peanut butter out of the cupboard he would come running.
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and what other kind of snacks were being offered at this mtgthe closest i've come to picking up a fruit snack is swedish fish. and even then it better because i'm sitting in a movie theatre. God knows i haven't been to a movie since february
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That's 2 funny thanks for sharing I hate it when that happens gummy bears, salad, chicken kinda does the same thing, you wonder if you've got something in your teeth and, you just put it there hmm Hundred Waters - "Cavity" There's a man walking With a rope and a shovel in his hand And he's digging, he's digging Down to clay I lean back and watch the ceiling sway But you make these feelings go away You make these feelings go away You make these feelings go away You make these feelings go away You love who floods Seeing him's easy when no one's around Finding him's easy when all that you've found Are gardens and sirens both move to the sound Of little worms writhing But you make these feelings go away You make these feelings go away You make these feelings go away You make these feelings go away You love who floods So come then come over and sit by me Follow the arrow following me Nothing to fill in, nothing to free Nothing here love but a cavity Swallow the arrow following me Nothing to fill in, nothing to free Nothing here love but a cavity To leave private messages, please use my confidential mailbox at my blog: Good luck!!! 
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5/4/2020 8:34 pm |
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Nice
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5/4/2020 7:19 pm |
I know squat about star wars, when it came out I saw it once. It was ......OK
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I met a handsome woman at the grocery store the other day. Our eyes met and I felt a certain attraction as we both paused to glance at each other. I wasn't wearing a mask. I felt the electricity.... or at least I thought I did. Here's the thing ; I'm not sure if her eyes were telling me that she wanted to fuck me... ... or was she telling me to fuck off!? Her mask blocked her smile. 😶 Ahhh... illusions created by the covid... 🍷🍷😎 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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