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Blogs > secret_lade > Ramblings of the depraved.....

Toilet Brush Confidential
 

secret_lade 50F
9227 posts
4/1/2021 4:48 am
    Quoting KX450F2016:
    LMAO!! Thanks for the laugh! I can use it this week. Monday night I got in an accident with a friends car and totalled it. Sorta been a mess (mentally) for a couple days.
I'm sorry to hear about your friends car... was everybody ok??


mc_justmc 64M

4/1/2021 4:41 am

 Isn't it funny how it's never "their" things that end up in the toilet?


justskin1 72M
13175 posts
4/1/2021 4:40 am

 Sounds like your Spawn likes to wind you up following a thousands of years tradition. Our kids drive us crazy and we give them neurosis.
Hope you got a good sleep last night and have a good day.
Hugs
If you see me in the real world, come say "Hi Justskin."

I always behave. Preferably not well.


KX450F2016 55M
193 posts
4/1/2021 3:48 am

 LMAO!! Thanks for the laugh! I can use it this week. Monday night I got in an accident with a friends car and totalled it. Sorta been a mess (mentally) for a couple days.


secret_lade 50F
9227 posts
4/1/2021 3:39 am

 I was brushing my hair up into a bun after work last night when I heard the Spawn's voice chiming in behind me...

"Ew! I can't believe you're using that brush."

"Why?"

"It was in the toilet!"

"What do you mean it was in the toilet?? When was it IN THE TOILET??"

"I dropped it in there when I was packing last week. I think I forgot to tell you."

Well, isn't that fucking fantastic! I've been combing my hair with a fucking toilet brush all week.

"Forgot to tell me?!? Yah, right! Well, I forgot to tell you that you now live with your dad. Pack your bags, you're taking the toilet brush with you."

If looks could kill, she'd have X's for eyes, I swear to God.

She's lucky I love her....

Happy Thursday!


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