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Blogs > secret_lade > Ramblings of the depraved.....

Mother - Spawn Bonding Moments
 

secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
11/21/2021 8:58 pm
    Quoting benard69:
    You know it's a slow Sunday when you start gluing your eyelids shut...Funny stuff though!
Very slow! Lol


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
11/21/2021 8:56 pm
    Quoting positively4you:
    Im betting she did it on purpose. 😀
    Now offer to do hers. Make sure you photo it.
She did her own first and they were beautiful! What a rotten stinker. Lol


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
11/21/2021 8:55 pm

 Oh, there were pictures. Lol. God only knows who she sent them too... It almost looked like my face was melting.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
11/21/2021 8:52 pm

 It's never a dull moment, I swear. Lol


lonlyforlove2 81M  
32704 posts
11/21/2021 5:02 pm

 Mighty Mon, we live and learn, I am sure it was done with good intentions, Smile it could be worse, what if she wanted to cut your hair??? It will be better later, I hope!!
Stop by at lonlyforlove2
also see Lunch with Lonly , we get snow tomorrow
Check my blog on New Community, "A photo of my big Pecker"
also, " My Sunday afternoon with the kids'


benard69 66M/66F  

11/21/2021 4:17 pm

 You know it's a slow Sunday when you start gluing your eyelids shut...Funny stuff though!


positively4you 74F  
4605 posts
11/21/2021 4:11 pm

 Im betting she did it on purpose. 😀
Now offer to do hers. Make sure you photo it.


pagancountrygirl 66F  
Ask me for a photo
6466 posts
11/21/2021 3:12 pm

 OMG....we need pictures!
Pagan
Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!


KX450F2016 55M
193 posts
11/21/2021 3:10 pm

 You two are a riot!! LMAO!!


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
11/21/2021 2:31 pm

 "Let me do your eyelashes!" she says.

"I'll make them look perfect!" she says.

"Trust me!"

Yah.... Never trust the word of a person who says 'trust me'.

Here I sit, thirty minutes later, with my eyelids glued open and liquid eyeliner everywhere but on my eyelid.

Eyelashes??

Yep, they're dangling somewhere in between the crease of my eye and the lash line.

"Oh my God, Mom, I can't even look at you!"

Peels of laughter coming from the kitchen, the Spawn is dancing her way past me to go into the utility room.

"What's that?? Having a tough time eyeballing your own handiwork??"

I'm laughing now, too. I tried to blink...

The fake lash on my right eye is now connected to my eyebrow too.

Happy Sunday!


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