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Donald Trump - cOMIC relief
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Donald Trump - cOMIC relief I had a chance to sit down with the President for an interview. Hello Mr. President how are you? I'm great! So Mr. President let's get right down to it! How do you think you've done handling this Coronavirus pandemic?! I've done an incredibly amazing job! The best job! No one else in the entire world has done a better job than me! I've done a perfect job! Mr. President, I noticed you like to use a lot of hand motions? What's that all about?! It's the perfect way for me to express myself! It's tremendous! Fantastic! It's unbelievable how perfect I've handled the coronavirus pandemic! You can say that again pretty unbelievable! I was being serious. So, Mr. President, do you think you should receive a "Noble Prize" for having the most wonderful enormously best response to dealing with the coronavirus pandemic?! Yes, I should receive a Noble Prize! I saved millions of lives! Instead of millions of deaths, I only caused tens of thousands of deaths! It's pronounced Nobel Prize. Mr. President, I don't think you quite expressed yourself perfectly with that last statement. Mr. President, you said the other day that maybe a disinfectant injected into the body could cure the Coronavirus. Maybe using UV light penetrating into the body could cure Coronavirus. Do you still stand by these notions?! I was just being sarcastic with the lamestream media! They are fake news! Mr. President, did you think of that expression yourself? Lamestream media? Yes, I think of everything I say! Mr. President, I don't think that's something you'd want to admit to the American people. That you think of everything you say! There's a lot of things you say that are . . . I hope you don't mind me saying . . . they are insane! So Mr. President is there anything else you'd like to add before we end our interview? Yes, who was that young lady you were with earlier? I want to grab her pussy! Excuse me Mr. President but that's my you're talking about! Oh, I was just being sarcastic! Yeah right! Well with that I think we need to conclude this interview! I hope you don't mind me being completely honest with you Mr. President. The only people that believe you've done an incredible job are the cultist indoctrinated blind ignorant believers and the greedy kiss-ass politicians! The rest of the world knows and understands you are a crybaby spoiled who has been given everything and has not suffered for anything that you have done wrong! You have gotten away with everything! The world is just waiting for everything to catch up to you and for you to be thrown into prison where you belong!  |
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4/29/2020 8:44 am |
to bad his followers can't see the truth
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4/29/2020 8:43 am |
Good morning my friend..  omfg you nailed this one..thank you so much for the very true morning laughs.. I hope you enjoy your day..
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to bad his followers can't see the truth
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Good morning my friend.. omfg you nailed this one..thank you so much for the very true morning laughs.. I hope you enjoy your day.. Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on.. 
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4/28/2020 10:09 am |
Omg! So true of it. A legend in its own mind.
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Omg! So true of it. A legend in its own mind. Humans are the most dangerous animals on earth. If only animals had the ability to know when to keep away from us humans they would be better off.
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4/28/2020 3:59 am |
In case words get deleted I had a chance to sit down with the President for an interview. Hello Mr. President how are you? I'm great! So Mr. President let's get right down to it! How do you think you've done handling this Coronavirus pandemic?! I've done an incredibly amazing job! The best job! No one else in the entire world as done a better job than me! I've done a perfect job! Mr. President, I noticed you like to use a lot of hand motions? What's that all about?! It's the perfect way for me to express myself! It's tremendous! Fantastic! It's unbelievable how perfect I've handled the coronavirus pandemic! You can say that again pretty unbelievable! I was being serious. So, Mr. President, do you think you should receive a "Noble Prize" for having the most wonderful enormously best response to dealing with the coronavirus pandemic?! Yes, I should receive a Noble Prize! I saved millions of lives! Instead of millions of deaths, I only caused tens of thousands of deaths! It's pronounced Nobel Prize. Mr. President, I don't think you quite expressed yourself perfectly with that statement. Mr. President, you said the other day that maybe a disinfectant injected into the body could cure the Coronavirus. Maybe using UV light penetrating into the body could cure Coronavirus. Do you still stand by these notions?! I was just being sarcastic with the lamestream media! They are fake news! Mr. President, did you think of that expression yourself? Lamestream media? Yes, I think of everything I say! Mr. President, I don't think that's something you'd want to admit to the American people. That you think of everything you say! There's a lot of things you say that are . . . I hope you don't mind me saying . . . they are insane! So Mr. President is there anything else you'd like to add before we end our interview? Yes, who was that young lady you were with earlier? I want to grab her pussy! Excuse me Mr. President but that's my daughter you're talking about! Oh, I was just being sarcastic! Yeah right! Well with that I think we need to conclude this interview!
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