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Donald Trump - cOMIC relief
Donald Trump - cOMIC relief Donald Trump at home after a hard day's work of doing absolutely nothing! Melania says here you go honey. Here's your crayon box and coloring book! Thank you, Mommy, I mean Melania! Donald Trump sits to spend some time coloring in pictures in his coloring book. Afterward, he turns on Fox News and begins vomiting out endless nonsensical tweets babblings from a five-year-old ! Melania returns to the bedroom. Here you go, honey! Your milk and cookies! Thank you, Mommy, I mean Melania! After his milk and cookies, Melania tucks him into bed and reads him a bedtime story. Donald Trump drifts off to sleep dreaming about castles and fairytale princesses . . . |
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5/3/2020 4:01 am |
Hey Melania, after his milk and cookies don't forget for him to brush his teeth and go pee pee! You don't want him to get any cavities or to wet the bed!
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5/3/2020 3:55 am |
Hey Melania, after his milk and cookies don't forget for him to brush his teeth and go pee pee! You don't want him to get any cavities or to wet the bed!
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5/3/2020 2:49 am |
Hey Melania, do you ever have sex with him after you read him a bedtime story?
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5/3/2020 2:26 am |
Hey Melania, do you ever have sex with him after you read him a bedtime story?
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Please return your stimulus check! CONGRESS created the relief bill, NOT trump. heres an idea, instead of the the check, return the 1,000s of lives that could have been saved if trump started doing something useful in february instead of campaigning. yeah, id give the check back for that "well only get through this if we work together. if we dont, none of us will"
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5/1/2020 11:29 pm |
Please return your stimulus check!
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5/1/2020 11:28 pm |
Also dreams about the dungeons and who it wants to put in there.
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5/1/2020 11:26 pm |
You can call it TDS. But I call it seriously concerned about the state of our country with a president who is totally incompetent. It has made me realize that just about anybody can be president. Because Donald Trump has set the bar so low!
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5/1/2020 11:23 pm |
Lmfao @ Mommy.. that is too funny my friend..
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whether its actual facts, or jokes in this case, your brain-washed robot response is always the same. when was the last time you actually had an original thought? and you "quote" an IMAGINARY mental disease to TRY to discredit those smarter than you? you say "iwant2learnit" ? and "try to learn something . . ." ? apparently, these are just empty words coming from you. coming from an empty head . . . "well only get through this if we work together. if we dont, none of us will"
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5/1/2020 9:12 am |
Please return your stimulus check!
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Also dreams about the dungeons and who it wants to put in there. Humans are the most dangerous animals on earth. If only animals had the ability to know when to keep away from us humans they would be better off.
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Lmfao @ Mommy.. that is too funny my friend..
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5/1/2020 5:01 am |
In case words get deleted Donald Trump at home after a hard day's work of doing absolutely nothing! Melania says here you go honey. Here's your crayon box and coloring book! Thank you, Mommy, I mean Melania! Donald Trump sits to spend some time coloring in pictures in his coloring book. Afterward, he turns on Fox News and begins vomiting out endless nonsensical tweets babblings from a five-year-old child! Melania returns to the bedroom. Here you go, honey! Your milk and cookies! Thank you, Mommy, I mean Melania! After his milk and cookies, Melania tucks him into bed and reads him a bedtime story. Donald Trump drifts off to sleep dreaming about castles and fairytale princesses . . .
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