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Blogs > rick315875 > The Storyteller

Donald Trump - cOMIC relief  

rick315875 65M
13314 posts
5/4/2020 7:21 am

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5/5/2020 4:17 am
Donald Trump - cOMIC relief

As an investigative reporter, I try to uncover the big news breaking stories within our government! And I have been working on this story for many months! There have been rumors of this going on for over 3 years! And I have yet to uncover the truth! But in my relentless pursuit of the truth, I continue to work hard to find the answers to the most perplexing of mysteries in the White House. I have been working hard to find a source within the halls of this great institution to collaborate my story. And I may be now on the verge of completing my mission!

Within moments I am expecting to meet with a source a snitch a rat a whistle-blower to break this story wide open! Oh, here this person comes now! I don't want to reveal if it is a male or female. I hope she is a female young and hot! And maybe might want to have sex after we break the story! I haven't gotten laid in months! Anyway back to the issue at hand.

Wow! I just met with the whistle-blower! Who indeed collaborated the truthfulness of this story!

Are you ready?!

When Donald Trump takes a dump the whole White House needs to be evacuated due to toxic gases! The smell of Donald Trump's dumps permeates the whole White House and are so dangerously toxic that all personnel need to be evacuated lest they literally die from the toxic fumes! And I do not speak lightly! This has been necessary due to one life having been lost!

Well, there you have it, folks! After months of investigation, the truth is finally revealed! This is your investigative reporter signing off until the next big story breaks! In my endless pursuit to uncover the truth inside the White House!

War - Cisco


rick315875 65M

5/5/2020 4:17 am

 I heard that you are an exclusive member of a highly prestigious Donald Trump fan club! Each member must suffer from TDS! Trump dick syndrome! All members must have a tiny little mushroom head dick. I also heard that when members attend their meetings they all get naked and prance around celebrating your tiny little dicks! And that sometimes it gets totally out of hand! You go down on each other! Sucking on each other's dicks and sticking your dicks in each other's butts!


rick315875 65M

5/4/2020 9:25 pm

 As you know as an investigative journalist it is my sworn duty to uncover the truth and report it to the American people. I have uncovered some devastatingly damaging documents pertaining to your sessions with your psychiatrist. It has been revealed in these documents that you have been diagnosed with TDS! Trump dick syndrome! It is when someone of the male gender has a tiny little mushroom head dick!


rick315875 65M

5/4/2020 3:04 pm
    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    Lmfao my friend.. I don't know how you come up with these but they sure the hell are so funny..
Thank you my friend. I don't know. It just pops into my head. Or maybe I need to make a good joke just to get through all of this.


rick315875 65M

5/4/2020 3:01 pm
    Quoting thikhead:
    funny.

    but in reality, forget about what comes out his ass,

    its the shit that comes out of his MOUTH that endangers us all
Well said and very true


rick315875 65M

5/4/2020 3:00 pm

 I may be an idiot. But I am a very funny idiot.


rick315875 65M

5/4/2020 2:58 pm
    Quoting ombnd:
    While the story is funny... the bi-line of
    Donald Trump - Comic Relief, is in itself sad but true!
Indeed it is


rick315875 65M

5/4/2020 2:57 pm
    Quoting lindoboy100:


    Unfortunately (for anyone who knows me) that's the only thing I have in common with trump!!
Sorry to hear that


Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
5/4/2020 10:36 am

 Lmfao my friend.. I don't know how you come up with these but they sure the hell are so funny..
Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


thikhead 67M
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3346 posts
5/4/2020 9:42 am

 funny.

but in reality, forget about what comes out his ass,

its the shit that comes out of his MOUTH that endangers us all
"well only get through this if we work together. if we dont, none of us will"


thikhead 67M
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3346 posts
5/4/2020 9:40 am

 lighten up, its a joke.

if you robots cant laugh at yourselves and your talking head, relax,

lots of us everywhere else are . . .
"well only get through this if we work together. if we dont, none of us will"


xxxgreatimes69 42M
190 posts
5/4/2020 8:56 am

 You're an idiot! Trump 2020!!!!


ombnd 61M
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5/4/2020 8:15 am

 While the story is funny... the bi-line of
Donald Trump - Comic Relief, is in itself sad but true!


lindoboy100 61M
23969 posts
5/4/2020 8:11 am

Unfortunately (for anyone who knows me) that's the only thing I have in common with trump!!


rick315875 65M

5/4/2020 7:26 am

 In case words get deleted

As an investigative reporter, I try to uncover the big news breaking stories within our government! And I have been working on this story for many months! There have been rumors of this going on for over 3 years! And I have yet to uncover the truth! But in my relentless pursuit of the truth, I continue to work hard to find the answers to the most perplexing of mysteries in the White House. I have been working hard to find a source within the halls of this great institution to collaborate my story. And I may be now on the verge of completing my mission!

Within moments I am expecting to meet with a source a snitch a rat a whistle-blower to break this story wide open! Oh, here this person comes now! I don't want to reveal if it is a male or female. I hope she is a female young and hot! And maybe might want to have sex after we break the story! I haven't gotten laid in months! Anyway back to the issue at hand.

Wow! I just met with the whistle-blower! Who indeed collaborated the truthfulness of this story!

Are you ready?!

When Donald Trump takes a dump the whole White House needs to be evacuated due to toxic gases! The smell of Donald Trump's dumps permeates the whole White House and are so dangerously toxic that all personnel need to be evacuated lest they literally die from the toxic fumes! And I do not speak lightly! This has been necessary due to one life having been lost!

Well, there you have it, folks! After months of investigation, the truth is finally uncovered! This is your investigative reporter signing off until the next big story breaks! In my endless pursuit to uncover the truth inside the White House!


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