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Harold and Eleanor: Two Mixed Up Bots  

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9/16/2016 2:07 am

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9/22/2016 8:25 am
Harold and Eleanor: Two Mixed Up Bots

Earth in the 33 century, same old same old. Save for the fact humanity has evolved to a high plane of existence, and only "sexual animals" left on the planet are the humanoids they left behind. It is noon in Giffith Park and two young humanoids sitting on a bench snacking on DW-40 and Pringles(yes, Pringles, but new and improved, again), Harold and Eleanor are their names. They are about to break up. E: "Harold, I've got something to tell you. H: "Yes, Eleanor my dear? E: "Harold, we've been going together for 200 years and it's just not working out." H: "But Eleanor, we've been so happy together. You laugh at my jokes, we complete passages from the Holy Book of Trump, what.........Eleanor gave him a look that shrivel a Bots g wires, and said "I love for mind, not your body." Harold computed the thousands of responses he could make(it took roughly 30 seconds). He put his hands to his head, llifted off his forehead, and took out the main data core(save for a single memory chip), and handed it to Eleanor, with the words, "Here Eleanor, go fuck my brains out." The logic was flawless. So Eleanor took Harold electronic memory, put it between her already grease stained legs, and did just that. The box went into her box, and she fucked it until it went up in smoke. And she orgasmed. Harold said, "I hope your happy." Since neither of them smoked, Eleanor simply said "Harold, take care of yourself,"rose from the bench, and went to see the monkey exhibit. Meanwhile, humanity's collective conscience that watched, let out a sigh and said, "Fucking Pussies!"
People are strange when you're a stranger."
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9/22/2016 8:25 am

 To Harlan Ellison, my inspiration.
People are strange when you're a stranger."


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