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How to (or not to) take a dick picture  

Hollynhants 26F
8 posts
3/25/2017 6:53 am
How to (or not to) take a dick picture

Okay so I have been on here about 4 days now and seen more dicks than a would see in a lifetime. All of which I have not asked for but that is another point.

Every girl knows what angle their face it bits look best, just look at profiles on here or your female friends on facebook. From what I have seen on here so far guys haven't seemed to figure out how to do that yourselves so here are some tips for free.

1) No shots from below or a low angle. Literally no one wants to see the hairiness between your balls and ass. And defiantly not the ass hole itself thank you.

2) use good lighting. If you need to use flash it's to dark okay.

3) I have seen literally 12 picture of erections over toilets and in one case not even a clean one. As a basic rule no bathroom pictures unless it's a full body shot and it's your only mirror. And then make sure it's clean.

4) sitting or "slouching" is better than standing. Problem with standing dick pics is that your feet are usually in it. And I am yet to meet a guy with nice feet.

5) put your hand at the base when you take one. You can angle it slightly to give the best view, push down at the base to make it look bigger and most importantly maybe gives us an idea of size without some elaborate prop.

6) should be obvious but make sure it actually clean

And remember boys even on a site like this unless we ask to see we probably don't want to.

j30two 47M
45 posts
3/25/2017 7:26 am

 No make up tips?


Ienjoythetaste 75M
2560 posts
3/25/2017 7:45 am

 You forgot to add not up against or in a woman or man.

Also no drips on the end except yourself
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Michaelmjblucas1 54M

3/25/2017 7:47 am

 Thanks for posting this! From MY perspective, I also agree with you about this topic. Sadly, I think, the guys you speak of, won't even look at this, to read your advice, and change.
Being curious and asking questions is a good thing!


VenusRedux2 49F
Ask me for a photo
557 posts
3/25/2017 8:02 am

 Yes, yes, and more yes!

I mean, if you're going to take dick pics, at least take GOOD dick pics. I've seen some really bad ones. Of all the reasons to be rejected by women, do guys really want THAT to be the reason? That's the one that hurts the worst.


Heat0fTheNight 68M  
56 posts
3/26/2017 5:10 pm

 I fear you will face stiff opposition to this sound advice.


Andy469andMore 56M
22 posts
5/22/2017 7:40 am

 It's always good to hear what a girl DOES want to see. Thanks! x


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