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Measuring the Cock  

JaniceJanes 49T  
707 posts
12/12/2019 8:56 am
Measuring the Cock

A Gentleman introduced himself to me recently on IM in what has become the oft used Greeting on here,

hru
6’
185
8 1/2 inches

The first three entries I was able to understand however, the 8 1/2 inches started me to wonder.

How do guys measure their cock? It there some procedure for this that only guys know about? Are there Guidelines as to how do it accurately?

Are Cocks measured along the Top or along the Side? I would think the standard measuring device is a Ruler (hopefully not a Yardstick) so where it is placed has a lot to do with getting a precise measurement.

Is the degree of Erectness a factor? I pretty sure the terms Hard and Fully Erect are subject to interpretation but I guess you guys know the difference. They look very similar to me but I’m not the one doing the measuring.

What rules apply to the Curved Cock? Is it measures along the Outside of the curve or the shorter Inside of the curvature?

At what point does the Firmness of the Cock enter the equation? Maybe that is expressed as Rock Hard or Hard as Hell or Steele Dick. Again these are classifications of Firmness only guys know about.

And is the Curvature of the Cock Head taken in to the equation? How is that done? Is the more flexible Tape Measure used? Is the opening at the Head of the Cock used as a Fixed Point for the measurement?

And finally, can Cut or Uncut be used for comparison purposes? Sounds like two different categories of Cocks to me.

The reason I ask these questions is because it seems to me guys who tell me their Cock Size are really comparing theirs to other guys Cock and not to entice me. Guys are so competitive about this.

I would think guys might be interested in the Depth of a potential sexual partner. If guys are so eager to tell me the length of their equipment shouldn’t they also want to know the size of the Parking slot.

I mean, if you foot is a size 9 you want a size 9 shoe. Not a size 7 or size . You want a comfortable FIT. Something you can wear all day without getting blisters. Same with sex.

36D Breasts fit best in a 36D Bra. Not a 32B Bra.

I can’t think of an accurate method to measure a woman depth. Too many variables. Dry or wet? Lubed or unlubed? With or without a Condom? Aroused or watching TV? Standing. laying down or squatting?

When a guy tells me he’s 9 inches, I wish I could answer “Wonderful, I’m a size 9 also” or “Sorry, I’m only an 8”.

What I am trying to say, is the size of your Cock is pretty far down my list of Things I Want to Know About You.

Until we have a “Federal Uniform Copulating Knowhow Standards”, FUCKS , we’ll just have to use he old Trial and Error method for finding a compatible sexual partner.

Not too bad a Backup Position (for a Transexual at least).

Jan
Thinking too much again


strokethegurls 70M

1/3/2020 9:25 am

I think it's safe to assume that most are overstated.


Geiler_Bi_Lover 60M  
113 posts
12/22/2019 1:21 am

i want lick this hot hole


thenyyank69 49M  
44 posts
12/21/2019 8:11 am

Whatever says the longest is the one we all use lol


20form 53T  
90 posts
12/20/2019 10:36 pm

Very well said..


Cd4u2nitee 57T
4 posts
12/13/2019 3:37 pm

They say the guys who have to brag about cock are insecure so I've been told I have a big one and I get jealous of it because it's always a surprise to my partner and as it is they want it more than what I won them over with and it wasn't my cock until they saw it then they lose focus. I won them with integrity honesty loyalty humory kiss opening car door respect seems like I worked hard for that but when they meet Anna last name Conda all that isn't important anymore.


Leapingnome75 48M
25 posts
12/12/2019 8:56 pm

Well it's about six inches to the back of my throat, then two fingers are roughly an inch. So a mouthful plus a fist full would make it about ten inches. That's how I measure, because men always add to their own size. They'll say average but really it's smaller than my ring finger.


sphxdiver 74M
21063 posts
12/12/2019 2:13 pm

Standard, around 6 inches.


scott6250 61M

12/12/2019 11:00 am

6" here

"Sweet, steamy, sensuous kisses light the bright fires of passionate lust within us." scott6250


WyoCowboy7751 70M
2537 posts
12/12/2019 10:35 am

Could be 7 if measured along the top ; but if measured like a cat or dog tail ; from asshole too tip ; could be 9


botoko50 73M

12/12/2019 10:27 am

depends on if the operator knows what he is doing-


703papi 47M
26 posts
12/12/2019 9:57 am

never measure but i know i'm thick lol not long


fitguy4abs 47M
24 posts
12/12/2019 9:16 am

depends where you measure from


MonsterCacti 39M

12/12/2019 9:04 am

9.5" here


Leegs2012 51M
96137 posts
12/12/2019 8:57 am

Well my cock is about 5" but it gets very thick. Does that work for you Sexy?


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