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My first and only girlfriend  

thegreatjoebob 66M
204 posts
1/24/2019 4:12 pm
My first and only girlfriend


Call her Ishmael...

We got our MBA's together. I'll talk about her in the present tense because I know she's still around. In short, she became infatuated and let her husband catch her messing around with me. She lost her scholarship to Texas Tech and they both informed my wife of the situation, and it was quite the talk at my house for a time.

It was worse than Nam...

thegreatjoebob 66M
193 posts
1/24/2019 4:27 pm

Hoo Boy that Salvadoran chick was hot! UH grad like me, and perky nipples to boot. Man that was a good deal I had. All she ever wanted was a Subway sandwich or a Whataburger fish sandwich, and some cum from my hard cock.

She always told me that "She had seen a jar of pickles in my time" and how I had a "nice package". I know I do.

I hope to find her again when her Old Man passes. She made me cum hard every time in various locations all across this city. OMG...


xxxgreatimes69 42M
190 posts
1/24/2019 4:49 pm

You need some new medications! lol


bitchkitty2017 71F

1/24/2019 5:12 pm

Lol she wasn't as cheap as most of the younger gals on here who screw old men ..all it takes is a happy meal and a toy in the box for the young gals to give a blow job these days..maybe you get lucky and find one of them..I mean lower prices make more customers..


smithbs2012 50M
16 posts
1/24/2019 5:27 pm

i had a young girl. and well she left me for her husband. lucky fucker.


Heathen_G 65M
7974 posts
1/24/2019 5:41 pm

Memories of sex in the college days, is amazing. Those were the good days....Salvadorian , you say.... she must have been a hot little number. Central and South American women can be quite pretty.


Heathen_G 65M
7974 posts
1/24/2019 5:43 pm

    Quoting bitchkitty2017:
    Lol she wasn't as cheap as most of the younger gals on here who screw old men ..all it takes is a happy meal and a toy in the box for the young gals to give a blow job these days..maybe you get lucky and find one of them..I mean lower prices make more customers..
all it takes is a happy meal and a toy in the box for the young gals to give a blow job these days.... No it doesn't. They'll do it because they want to do it.

Besides, no male should get into the habit of buying food and gifts for women, just to get sex. That's a bad habit.


Heathen_G 65M
7974 posts
1/24/2019 5:45 pm

    Quoting smithbs2012:
    i had a young girl. and well she left me for her husband. lucky fucker.
You're the lucky one... now you're open to go find some more .


thegreatjoebob 66M
193 posts
2/7/2019 11:47 am

Some of her favorite quotes, beyond the pickles and package mentioned above:

Man, this fucker's hard!
I want some cum.
I wannna take a nap (ie sex)
Stupid losers
She figured anyone parked in their vehicles were, "Probably getting it on"

Lord just give me one more girlfriend like her in my lifetime....


thegreatjoebob 66M
193 posts
2/9/2019 10:15 am

And she was partial to Kendall-Jackson chardonnay. If I told you her name, some of you would know her...


thegreatjoebob 66M
193 posts
3/7/2019 4:33 pm

I am more than happy to provide food and entertainment prior to any funny business that might come up.


thegreatjoebob 66M
193 posts
5/6/2019 6:20 pm

So I thought I might get lucky with that chick looking for “compensation” for her time away from work. I thought $150 was kinda pricey for a clothes on bj in my truck in the Walmart parking lot in a city 100 miles away. It wasn’t the drive but the uncertainty of who exactly I was meeting.

Doubtless Sergeant Peacock with the Bumfuck, Texas Police Department...

I figure if you are in the business of giving blowjobs for money , then you would have some number of Go-to places where you could perform comfortably and your client would likewise be at ease.

We were not able to reach a mutually-satisfactory arrangement. I told her to text me when the market softens...


thegreatjoebob 66M
193 posts
7/20/2019 7:43 pm

She had me as her sole goto cum guy in an otherwise working relationship with her husband. Ah were there only more like her...


thegreatjoebob 66M
193 posts
7/20/2019 7:49 pm

It amazes me that in the 7 months or so I have been on this site that I have received no responses to my numerous entreaties to the various gals on here for lunch or a meal or movie or billiards or anything.. I must be holding my mouth wrong...


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