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It's Sunday Morning Y'all
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It's Sunday Morning Y'all It must be sunday morning or else why do you lay your love on me so strong it must be sunday morning, baby else why do you lay your love on me so strong it's been a long time, baby since this old body's been turned on Whatever you're doing, baby take your time and do it right whatever... whatever you're doing, woman take your time and do it right and when it gets to feelin' real good to ya, baby i want you to squeeze and hold on tight Sunday morning love that's the kind of love i really need sunday morning love that's the kind of love that i need aaahhhh you're always so easy, baby and you know just how to keep me pleased (i'd like to hear you sing about my early morning love) Could i be dreamin' are you just the one i been looking for lord, i must be dreamin' you're just the one i been lookin' for listen, i wanna tell you just how much i love you i want you to know just how sweet you are Listen, sunday morning, sunday morning love that's the kinda of love i need sunday morning love that's the kind that i need aaahhhh you're always so easy, baby and you know just how to keep me pleased Oh lord... my lord Though she's usually good for Sunday love, one can never be sure how the Sexless One will wake up. And that disposition depends on if I "was nice" to her for some amount of time prior to. I can only hope I didn't say or do something untoward before going to bed at 8 last night that shuts me out of consideration. I'm an early riser and she's a sleep as long as possible person. So, my dilemma is, do I hold off my orgasm until she wakes up, hoping she will be in the mood for some Sunday love? Or do I pleasure myself now and get the first one in before she wakes up and hope for the best after she wakes up? So sad to even have to consider the calculation... |
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Hoping for some Sunday morning love from the OL... But now that she's taking Citalopram, which warns of sexual dysfunction as a side effect, and being essentially asexual to begin with, I have low expectations of success. Wishing you were here instead...
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Well, I finally got lucky Sunday morning. Actually saw the Old Lady's pussy and was able to insert my erect penis into it after a protracted period of foreplay (me to her, not her to me). No oral, no kissing, no new positions. She never wants her pussy licked. So sad... My dick was hard the whole hour an a half I messed with her and I shot hard at the end. That was pleasing for me, and she appeared to have at least one orgasm. You should expect my best efforts should we ever flange up. She was working on her 5th week without giving it up. And you wonder why Im cattin' around...
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Sunday Morning Love is awesome, only it took a little longer this time as we didn't get started until 2pm. As usual I found her face down naked in bed, waiting to be serviced, blanket covering her head. so I slid in next to her, facing the other direction. My left hand went to her foot and my right to her ass and lower back. She would rather have her feet rubbed than just about anything. It makes her wet and me hard. Then I moved to lick her pussy and she tells me she doesn't want that. So I maneuvered such that my cock was near her mouth while I inserted my thumb into her pussy and alternated between diddling her clit and pinching her nipple with the other hand while she managed a weak attempt at sucking my dick. She "doesn't do oral"... She had to help me with the diddling part, but she had a great orgasm. So I rolled her on her side and stuck her with my big hard cock. We just lay there, me enjoying her wet tight cunt and her enjoying my throbbing member in it. I moved in and out of her slowly, enjoying each inch of penetration, pulling back on her hair and massaging her back and shoulders. Doggy on our sides. As seldom as she gives it up, I damn sure wasn't in a hurry to jizz. I layed there mostly inert, just grooving on her tightness and working up to my own orgasm. As I felt my self on the brink, I gave it one final plunge and shot my wad deep inside her. Then it was beer time...
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I will be on my best behavior tonight, and likely go to bed early, to lessen the chance for me to pick a fight over pussy and thus rule out any Sunday Morning Love. Yes Dear. Of course Dear. You're absolutely right Dear. I'm sorry you had a hard day...
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It's looking positive today. She's in bed now, then up for a shower and then...
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It's looking positive again. I just gotta try not piss her off. Seriously, we will be watching the Rockettes against Durant. Man that guy's a force... So I saw the move I'm gonna try in the morning in an amateur porn flick. They were much younger, but it looked like something I could still pull off. I'm gonna warn her I'll be wanting to lick her pussy before she "hops in the shower". In bed, I start out with light massage, then head first to the target with my body downstream. Then, when she is getting up to speed, but before she reaches critical mass, I get up on my knees, with my dick in close proximity to her mouth. I proceed to finger her while she pleasures me orally until she screams for penetration. OK, maybe not screaming, but anxious nonetheless. The old boy in the flick commenced to bring his chick to a shuddering orgasm. I got that part covered. It's the return favor I need. I used to be able to come deep inside her. Now I think about her younger, hipper sister...
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Well, it's that time again. Sunday morning... The Old Lady has not deigned to offer me any pussy for going on a month now. Dry hand jobs 3 or 4 times a week maybe but no gash. So sad. She has perfectly serviceable parts, and I know she has happy endings most of the time. Since she got on ant-depressants, she/we have to work somewhat harder for her to get off. The issue is, she doesn't ever want to get off... The woman has not a shred of romance or even a tinge of libido. She can go all day long and never look at a crotch, never think about how she'd like to fuck some good looking guy, never once think about a dick, mine or anyone else's. So Sunday morning is when she typically, occasionally, and reluctantly may decide to give it up. I don't remember being in a particularly good mood last night. She was off work yesterday and had all day to make time with me. I don't know if she is off today or not, If I could just meet a new gal on this site, she would get all my attention. I'd pleasure you till you screamed stop. Then we hit Roadhouse 2920 for brunch and a Bloody Mary.
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This girl is steady digging herself a hole. She left for work and I closed the swing gates and fake-locked it. Gonna tell her that's what its going to look like on the day I invite her off the property. It's possible we are estranged... Haven't seen her pussy in a month. The anti-depressants have killed all desire and sensation on her. Really does a lot for a man's ego to fuck a lifeless chick pretending to enjoy herself but wishing only that it will end soon.
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Looking positive for some Sunday Morning Love. Got the OL coming to bed at night topless now. Only took 34 years...I think she is ashamed by her big saggy boobs. But, after numerous comments by me on the positive aspects of saggy boobs, she may be feeling better... Anyway, I laid it to her good last Sunday and can only pray for a similar performance this morning. I think we both recognized when we hit that "sweet spot" where every stroke feels good to both of us. That will be my goal. Assuming, of course, that my reading of the tea leaves is correct... Why you lay yo love on me so strong? It's Sunday morning
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So last week, she finally got up around 11, then proceeded to mess around before performing her ritual ablution prior to sex. There is a lot to be said about a clean fresh female body. There is also a concept known as spontaneity. I'm not sure the woman has ever been spontaneous. Much like her history of oral sex. Nonexistent... Well I rubbed and caressed and suckled and genuinely tried to get her started but she wouldn't get wet. She didn't want her pussy licked...This negatively affected my further performance. Who wants to dry fuck their Old Lady??? So, it's looking like a similar situation this morning. I didn't piss her off last night so she can't say I wasn't nice to her and use that for an excuse. I'm just gonna go with a REAL slow hand today. Run my right hand through her hair, rub her feet with my left hand, and try to suck a nipple or clit in between. And pray for rain...
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Kinda on a roll here...The OL has been giving it up a little more regularly lately. Got me some of that Sunday Morning Love yesterday. Hard to start as usual, but I got her off good. Then she drank most of a bottle of champagne and a few mixed drinks before she got stumbling wasted and tried to get into my pants. First time i can remember that in a long time. The get into my pants part, that is...She actually took her top off and had me rubbing her feet with lotion on the porch. Saggy tits rule! She kept telling me to take my pants off, but all I wanted to do was watch the tennis match. It's a shame she has to get overtorqued before she can get in the mood. I guess I blew it by not taking advantage of her. It was an epic tennis match.
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Well, this it it... Looking good for the morning if I can just keep from pissing her off tonight. She’s bringing home Bloody Mary mix, always a good sign. Missed last Sunday, bird hunting. Would someone please tell me how to trick my old lady into wanting to suck my dick? Maybe blackface or brownface on it...Fake BBC How do I make her want me to lick her pussy? Pray hard? I’ll report back.
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