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No Gas, No Grass, No Ass...no free ride  

thegreatjoebob 66M
204 posts
2/13/2019 5:17 pm
No Gas, No Grass, No Ass...no free ride

So she says, "You didn't buy me anything for Christmas". Yeppers...And I ain't buying you a birthday present, or an anniversary present, or any kind of present at all. When she weaponized the pussy, I drew a hard line. I told her there are about 7 billion people on the earth. Roughly half of them are women. Surely I can find a cool chick to hang with.

I have to fight the girl I've been married to for 30+ tears for every piece of ass she cares to give up. Which, being asexual/aromantic, requires considerable more situational delicacy than should be required with a "normal" woman. As I've blogged previously, she doesn't get horny. And there is no "makeup sex" with a sexless woman...

She realizes she must do something to keep me sexually satisfied, so she has settled on handjobs as the solution. And, boy howdy, she does pretty good (albeit sans lubrication). And further, referencing that body dysmorphic allusion I made in a previous post, she has tits that would be the envy of most chicks but chooses to keep them bundled up. Regrettably once again, she has no clue as to how sexy she is. She doesn't want to be sexy. Ever

So, here I am. Burned out on dry handjobs, horny all the time, with a cock that stays hard for an incredibly long time, and nobody to appreciate my efforts.

Who's up for Coushatta?

thegreatjoebob 66M
193 posts
3/6/2019 4:16 pm

 The Old Lady is whipping my ass. Again. I haven't been invited to partake in her pussy in almost a month now. So sad...


thegreatjoebob 66M
193 posts
3/7/2019 4:19 pm

 Coming up on our 34 year anniversary. She has turned into her mother...totally sexless.

Perhaps my next Lady will have a more affectionate mother. It wouldn't be difficult.


1seeking1 58F
3767 posts
3/21/2019 4:05 pm

 Then why did you stay all this time? I left my sex less marriage,. We both were 34 when I left, he is asexual, a year without touch . Knew this would not improve with age.


thegreatjoebob 66M
193 posts
3/23/2019 12:24 pm

 Other than being sexless and aromantic, she's a great gal!


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