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Your Ears are shot  

thegreatjoebob 66M
204 posts
2/25/2019 11:35 am
Your Ears are shot

So I put a load of laundry into my circa 1980's model Kenmore Large Capacity top load washing machine. I came by to check on it a little later, popped the lid to see what was happening, and discovered the agitator was not agitating. Having faced this problem previously, I removed the agitator cap and confirmed my suspicion.All 4 ears was all busted off. So the machine sounded like it was working but the clothes never moved in the tub.

Anyway, after a trip to Builder's Square, and then to a Sears appliance store that had 0 parts, I remembered where I bought them the last time. I called the joint, and they had them. And for the same price I thought was a rip-off 5 years ago when I bought them previously $16.24.
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Got home, jammed them in and Voila! Back in business.

Ok, y'all sat through that so I'll go on with the events of the morning. The OL heard me showering and shuffling through my sock drawer and asked me where I was going and suggested I get back in bed and let her "play with me". So I did, telling her as I got in bed that here was my fresh clean soft cock, and that it would be an excellent opportunity for her to overcome her sexlessness and experience what it felt like to make her husband;s dick hard inside he mouth. What a concept. Only took 30* years...

She had decided that her attack position was going to be from alongside, so she was laying on her left side, with her shirt on. If my dick was 2" longer she would not have had to struggle like that...And I suggested she get between my legs but I couldn't sell that. But hey, it's progress...

There's more to the story but the ending's the same. Cumming on my own chest.

If I curl my knees I can almost cum on my own face. Maybe I need a video...

thegreatjoebob 66M
193 posts
3/3/2019 5:22 pm

 If I could only suck my own dick...


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