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My blog is anything and everything that I feel the need to share with.... Well a bunch of strangers on a sex site. Okay, not everyone is a stranger anymore, but the stranger the better! Oh, and sometimes I am just fucken super curious about what is going through other people's minds sometimes. Dude if I got a question, and u have an answer. I don't judge (much) so no matter how ridiculous, or possibly rude your answer may be, I can take constructive criticism.(alot better than some of these ladies can take a huge 12"er- as I can't at all).
Insults, crude humor, and anything just plain weird... Totally okay by me! Not much can shock me, and almost nothing can insult me. So bring it!
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losing things in strange places...
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Posted:Oct 28, 2014 5:23 am
Last Updated:Dec 26, 2014 3:30 am
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Ok well haven't posted in a while. Every now and then though something happens that makes me feel dumb enough to document it for later giggles.
Okay and yes I realize that the title could draw you in assuming your mind is as far in the gutter as mine... Ha! That's why I used it!
I have heard a number of stories of people getting all kinds of strange things stuck in strange places. This is not one of those.
Actually I have a great knack for losing my keys. I have found them under couches, beds,and dressers, in shoes, hanging on hooks on the wall, though I think the most bizarre places I have found my keys would be once, in the oven, and once in the refrigerator on top of the butter in the door.
So this brings me to my point. Lately I have been losing ny phone everywhere. Last night took the cake though. After some fun frisky time in z back seat of me car. I hopped back in the front seat and went back to town. I can't figure out how neither of us realized where it was as its seems we should have it was kinda obvious. We parted ways, and I began the 30 min. Continued search of my whole car. Until I remembered where I had put it after back seat driving.
I had slid it in my shirt and it was pressed against the side of my breast, that strangely enough had gotten quite a bit of attention just 30-45 minutes prior.. . Yeah... How the hell did neither of us notice? Hum
.. Must have had out minds on other things... Hehe.
So share your "I Lost my (insert noun), in/on/under/on top of (insert noun)" story. Lets see how strange the comments can get for this.
Yes, this can apply to ANYTHING lost, and then found somewhere weird and unexpected. Not limited to random inanimate objects, or easily accessible places.
Tell me tell me tell me!
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Corington's bitchen and moanin again
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Posted:Aug 24, 2014 12:04 am
Last Updated:Dec 26, 2014 3:31 am
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So I was thinking tonight for some weird reason that a good alternate name for my blog could be, questionin, bitchen and moanin. As most of my posts are me questionin shit, bitchen bout shit, or about moanin. Lol
These I just realized also apply to my personality fairly well, as I am I inquisitive, I like moanin, and I am fucken bitchen as fuck! That's right! You all know it! I know it, and when I take over the world everyone will know the awesome that is the Corington... Muahahaha! I dunno when I will take over, but sometime In the next couple centuries.... Ya know shit dont happen over night, things has got to be planned out just right otherwise shit blows up in to face!
lessons from the Corington#1 always have a non committal relationship with your shoes on party night.... Till home do you part, and if u dont think you can handle that, bring some tennies. (and socks, cause I totally forgot the socks this time.... Whoops)
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rawr!! grrr! arg! ugh! ahhh! blantant inconsideration=extreem frustration!
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Posted:Aug 9, 2014 7:43 pm
Last Updated:Aug 23, 2014 11:42 pm
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Dude damnit!
Sometimes there are days that throws at me where the only thing I can think is "Fucken seriously? What the fuck?" Why can things that fucken shitty things be a little more spaced out?
Oh yeah that's right, when it rains it pours! But why? ARGGHHH!
Cant wait till summer is over so all the damned kooks from the valley, or from other states that can't drive for shit if their lives depended on it, will get the fuck outta here, some days are infuriating enough, I dont need some dumb ass who doesn't know where the fuck they are going to go 20mph under the speed limit breaking around every slight curve even if they can easily see.
The other frustrations are but mere daily or random one time instances that are now just something I am used to and still pissed off about, or understandable shit that just happens and it cannot be helped.
Fucken kooks beat it! You're driving me and everyone else who must follow you on the road fucken nuts! We are not all on vacation god damnit so if someone is tailgating you, dont get pissed off and go slower just to be an ass hole. Just wait until the next opportune time and PULL THE FUCK OVER! Its not that hard and your ass isn't in hurry anyway, but more than likely the asshole or bitch riding your ass is. So just get the fuck outta the way and if u wanna look at the scenery, pull the fuck over and check it out, dont drive super slow, because then people just want to throw rocks at you, or do any number of fucked up things ppl fantasize about doing to terrible drivers.
Oh, AND DONT FUCKEN DRINK AND DRIVE FOR DUDE SAKE! If you do, I hope that the only person you kill or injure is yourself because you deserve it. No one else should have to suffer because you are to fucken ignorant and inconsiderate to hand over your keys, or ask someone else for a fucken ride.
Okay rant done, though I do not feel any better... Ahhh fuck the inconsiderate fucks of the world!
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UPDATE: What do you substitute for sex when you cant get any?
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Posted:Jul 5, 2014 1:17 pm
Last Updated:Jul 6, 2014 12:05 am
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This is an update on my first blog post. As besides for the random things i have though of while hanging out with friends, the random shit you come across on the internet.... yeah... well
Now to add to the list of different things people call masturbation... have heard flogging the frog, to go off of the whole choking the chicken... what about going off and getting your turkey jerky on.
Also there has been some random finds upon searching the urban dictionary.... such as off random there happened to be in the side bar the word poopsturbate....my friend and i look at each other and both say... "dude WHAT R THIS?" apparently it is a very efficient use of time. Jerking it while dropping a deuce. We had to investigate further, we asked a male friend and he seemed to know all about it. He says "what? You mean a poop jack?" Whoa! yeah mind blower kinda.... now try and use that in random conversation, as a word of the day.
Okay now my tangent is gone my focus has become focused upon something else. Damn I had way more to add too... well
What do you substitute for sex when you cant get any?
Mar 26, 2014 10:59 pm
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I am pretty fucking sure EVERYONE, their mom, and probably even their grandparents etc.. has felt deprived of sex at least once in their life.
Who feels they have suffered this too much?...*raises hand*
(Yeah, I answer my own questions...)
Well what the hell does everyone else do to compensate?
I am not talking, masturbation (jerking off, rubbing one out, flicking the bean, shampooing the buffalo, petting the kitty, flogging the dolphin, fingering yourself, beating off, choking the chicken, using the massaging shower head,(or any other toy) I don't care what you call it, its all relative) Obviously if you have read my profile I am sure you can take a wild guess as to why I felt I need go overboard elaborating all the different things people call masturbation. No other reason than, I fucking felt like it. (if u got more tell me i will add them just for shits a giggles)
Okay back to the topic at hand (not in your hand dammit, I am pretty sure I know whats in your hand{don't tell me honestly I don't want to know})
When you haven't had sex in awhile, and you are feeling aroused(horny, frisky... etc)since we would all be ridiculously raw if we were to "touch ourselves" constantly, what else do you do, to attempt to bring you back to neutral, when you are all revved up?
I am a die hard Dove dark chocolate eater/cigarette smoking fiend/spitz pumpkin seed addict. It doesn't always work, but when used in a rotation,(obviously not all at once cause that would probably taste nasty, and I would probably choke to death)they seem to help. Even if just for a little while to help switch my thought process. I think I may have some kind of oral fixation.
Any thoughts on what helps you get through a time of sexual frustration, until you can finally go sit on a cock, or stuff ur dick in a twat, or what ever it is that you do, to get your jollies.
I wont judge... much... I am just curious... Curiosity killed the cat,
(I know this, but I also know)but, satisfaction brought it back!
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What are this? Top Local Adult Companion stalker of the month game!
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Posted:Jun 28, 2014 9:33 pm
Last Updated:Sep 24, 2020 7:02 pm
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First off I am gonna say that this blog post was a request from a fellow Local Adult Companion member.
So yesterday I sure some of you realize after login, when u look in you left Side where all ur notifications/who flirted, hotlisted, or wants to be ur friend, info is at, there was all of a sudden a new thing on the list.... "Top Fan" I'm thinking meaning "biggest fan" which is sorta the same thing but either way....
My biggest fan, and top fan, would usually be the one hanging from my ceiling, or perhaps the window box fan. It all really depends on where I am at the time the question is posed.
Okay so after readying the rules and what not, I have realized that this is not only a popularity contest, we have all become slabs of meat, up on the auction block. Its kinda like who is your biggest Local Adult Companion stalker. Best of all you can buy ur way to the top of the stalker rankings. Show that person that you have really been wanting to fuck that you have been stalking them all along, Now you get to buy ur way to what ever level of stalker you would like to portray. For the shy stalker, you may just wanna lay low till all the people u wanna stalk have bids already, then just pay enough to keep urself on their front page in the #4 slot.
i am curious about exactly what and when do you win? Not to mention. Who exactly wins?
I honestly think it is rather hilarious... Not to mention interesting to see how fast and how extremely your number change. I went from 999 to 864,716, 844, then shot up to 88, 72, 99, 64.... Now I think I am at 95. Kinda weird and funny.
if anyone else would like me to elaborate more random rants about this topic, or honestly anything that you would like me to tear apart, talk shit on, or push past ur regular average everyday hilarity moment... Then just request it... If I don't like ur Idea... Or I dont happen to agree with your standing on a point, I will prolly reply with a "really?" or "I fucken think not" or "no way in this generation or any other"
till the next rant that no one fucken cares about.... Cheers!BYOB!
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I like my coffee like I like my men....
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Posted:Jun 27, 2014 10:44 am
Last Updated:Sep 24, 2020 7:00 pm
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I'm sure everyone has heard this phrase, but how many can actually say that is true in relation to how they prefer their partner to be.
Well I can actually. Hehe of coarse I wouldn't be writing this post other wise.
So for Corington the saying goes like this...
I like my coffee like I like my men. Strong, a tad sweet, every now and then being bitter is tolerable, and as light as you can get it.
Truth be told... I actually like my coffee, pretty fucken strong, with very little sugar, and a whole lot of cream!
I really hate when I go to a restaurant, and the waitress pours too much coffee in the cup, to where there is no room for cream.... Bugs the crap outta me.
Well now you know.
Anyone else live by the "I like my coffee, like I like my men" saying?
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Extreemly weird dreams
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Posted:Jun 16, 2014 10:46 am
Last Updated:Dec 26, 2014 3:32 am
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Okay anyone else ever have super bizarre dreams when they passout super horny?
I most certainly do.
I started thinking... Hum this may end up being one of those weird post where after I am done I don't wanna post it cause it seems weird.... and had this been 6 months ago... that is probably what would have happened .... but you guys lucked out cause these days I dont give a FUCK (though i will gladly take one anytime  teehehe)
Okay back to the original topic at hand. I always end up getting all side tracked. BAAA okay try this one more time.
So obviously I cant always find a way to take care of my out of control feelings of hornyness before I manage to pass out. The only thing beside the obvious(lack of sex) that kinda frustrates me, is when I have these super vivid dreams. They are not even necessarily erotic persay, a lot of times its not even me having sex.
Okay so this is what makes it weird... Every now and then when I pass out all horny as hell. I end up dreaming about me running around not necessarily anywhere in particular or anything. but I end up just rubbing my self on random inanimate objects... like railings, benches, couches, armrests, edge of claw foot bathtubs etc. pretty much anything and everything is fair game. Also I am usually not naked in my dreams either. Just fully clothed running around rubbing my kootch on everything that seems like it may give me some sort of something. Thinking back as I recall a lot of times i am looking around first to make sure no one is watching. If someone catches me in my dreams... I play it off like i wasnt doing anything.
Kinda reminds me of the movie dead man on campus. Where he says "you ever get horny man? cause I do, and sometimes I just wanna HUMP THIS LAMP, & SCREW THIS COUCH" haha classic
Yeah so that is my whole weird thing that happens to me every now and then when i pass out super horny.
Whoooo arent i just fucken so interesting ?
Blah.... wait this is my blog called hey bitch... Corington, who fucken cares?
I sure as fuck dont.... but it makes for an outlet for strange thoughts of the day.
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when u think you're missing out....
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Posted:Jun 13, 2014 2:44 am
Last Updated:Jun 26, 2014 9:32 am
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Sometimes when you think that you may have missed out on something, you really didn't. As sometimes missing out on one thing opens the door for something you have been wanting for sometime. You just gotta work a little harder to get it.
Yes, the other night I was totally cock call blocked by my dying phone... Kinda made me want to chuck my phone. Though being a little mature than I was a number of years ago, I refrained... As throwing your phone does no good. Actually all it does is makes things bad if anything. As then phone replacement sometimes becomes necessary.
Ok, enough with the tangent, back to the point.......... So I thought I was missing out on cock which sux. Then I get an offer from a chick friend of mine. A much better chick friend than i thought, it turns out. So what she did was volunteered her services to help me in my time of sexual need....
You may be asking your self, 'Did you take her up on it?'
Of coarse I fucken did!! There was no way in hell, with how horny I was, that I was gonna pass that opportunity up.
Anywho, it took us a bit to get into it, well a long bit. It was almost awkward, then once we got over the initial kind of weird there is the first time you fuck anyone..... Its was fucken super fun.... So fun that about 1/3 of the way through, I accidentally dropped the phone (that i was taking pics with)and totally didn't give a fuck about picking it up. I don't think I even really though about where it went till way later.
So in conclusion.... If you feel you may have missed out on something, look for the other random opportunity to present itself. You better look outside the bubble too, other wise you might miss it all together.
cheers!
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technical malfunctions, missed opportunities
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Posted:Jun 10, 2014 8:02 pm
Last Updated:Jun 15, 2014 5:42 pm
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Dude ok, I am sure this has probably happened to everyone in one way or another, at some point in time. It is a rather unfortunate event when your phone decides to be a piece of shit, die on you and then refuse to charge for awhile.
So when you miss out on something because your phone is inadequate in the power source department, it usually happens in a matter of I dunno say 10 minutes or some insignificant, amount of time. Or so you think.... Obviously I am writing this out of a tad bit of frustration, as most of my post start out as that, or as something thrilling just happened.
Not only did I miss out on opportunities to go bone down, I also missed out on a good business opportunity. My pocket really could have used that for my moving process. My kitty could have used the cock to fill it up, to also aid in the end of the moving process, among all the other things sex helps with, like stress, that is caused by not so great days, helps with exercise... You catch my drift.
So now I have no easy vent for the pent up crap of the day grrrr. I think I'm gonna go shoot some squirrels, that ought to help at least a little... Oh...... *blah*
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Putting emphasis on NSA.
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Posted:Jun 9, 2014 2:52 am
Last Updated:May 22, 2024 3:7 am
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So I have been wondering about this lately and I also used to wonder about it at other points in my life.
Exactly what is so hard about making sure people you end up hooking up with know that it is totally NO STRINGS ATTACHED!
I always used to hear guys complain about chicks getting clingy. In my experience(not all but most) guys begin to get clingy after you fuck them a few times... Sometimes its almost like as soon as you hook up with them, they kinda steak a claim on you. Which I have seen happen to other chick friends of mine, just as it has happened to me.
Exactly how do you get this concept across after you notice that someone might be starting to do this? As I have seen this situation unfold before in a very unpretty way. Especially when people get weird, and possessive.
Is there even a way to avoid this?
cause if there is other than being abstinent, I wanna know..
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Fun adjectives to make the days of the week more exciting
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Posted:Jun 7, 2014 10:28 am
Last Updated:Jun 7, 2014 8:32 pm
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Sensual Sunday
Moanday
2x the pleasure Tuesday
Wet Wednesday
Tantalizing Thursday
Frisky Friday
Sexual Saturday
Thanks to Chiefitc62 for his help on idea for Thursday's adjective!
*claps and throws confetti* Hooray!
Now the list is complete, and if someone has any suggestions on ones that need improvement.... Please leave your input
I am not saying I will change any of them just cause you think that your adjective idea is better than mine, but hey if it is I totally will.... Yay!
What should I jazz up next with sexual adjectives? I am not sure but it will be something fucken rad!
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update on the "why are some people here?" post
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Posted:Jun 1, 2014 3:11 am
Last Updated:Jun 5, 2014 7:23 pm
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Okay so I have gotten a little more insight on this whole thing with being stood up.... But only a little ....
I have discovered that more than any others, the young guys like 23 and younger, are the ones who tend to flake.... I have also discovered that this is not isolated to Local Adult Companion or just the internet. This happened to me just the night before last.... Sure it could have been a super awkward situation had it happened, but it didn't and that's a different story all together.
So it was someone I have known for a few years, and picked him up and hung out for a bit. Then dropped him off at a BBQ down the street, and went about my things I had to do. Then he sends me messages hinting in that direction. So I said, why the fuck not? He told me he would be free around 10pm. I hit him up at 11... And he said "I'm uh...Drunk... Too drunk. I'll talk to you tomorrow"
I was like... Really mother fucker... Then continued on to say "lol that would figure... You youngins are all the same these days"
He kinda got a little butt hurt that I said that... He tried to say maybe later... But I was already over it... Though when looking forward to getting frisky, and then being left with blue ovaries, can really put a sour taste in your mouth... When it always tends to be the young ones...
So ATTENTION young guys.... Grow some fucken balls!!! If need be dust the sand out of your vagina! (yeah I said that) If you are gonna be a big talker, dude you better have some follow through to go with that talk, if not.... Let me go ahead and give you a little title its a little something like... PUSSY! or Pansy.... At that point you might as well get a tattoo of a flock of flying penises across your back.... (I dunno why I added that... Just sounded good, and it rolls of the tongue well)
Yeah if that was too cryptic.... YOUNG GUYS UNDER 25 IF YOU TELL A CHICK YOU WANNA FUCK HER, AND TRY AND AMP HER UP, YOU BETTER FUCK HER... IF YOU DON'T PEOPLE THINK THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU... plus its just kinda rude...
That is all. You may now continue your sex site surfing! Happy hunting!
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Could certan cocks be more A-dick-ting than drugs?
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Posted:May 14, 2014 9:24 am
Last Updated:Jun 30, 2014 10:53 pm
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Okay I have meaning to add this post for some time now as it kinda goes with the whole "hypnotic breasts" and "are you a tits or ass man" theme. I think I have actually fully written out this post close to 3 different times on my phone but then something always happens and it wont post it for what ever reason. Followed usually by me getting mad, and yelling at my stupid smart phone.
Anywho make to the topic at hand...
My dick a-dick-tion. I want I want! I need I need!
The answer to the title question, is,
YES DUAH!
So another thing I have discovered and never really thought of before is how sometimes you can become addicted to dick. Some dicks in particular more than others. So obviously size does play a huge factor. Such in a way that if I cant feel it, then why even bother? right there is just no point. Though on the other side of the spectrum, despite what some might say, there is such a thing as too big. (those that say other wise look like someone dropped a roast beef sandwich in their lap)*shudders at the mental picture just planted in to the minds of my readers*
So besides for the size factor there are a number of other factors that contribute to the addictiveness of certain cocks. Now we all know that unless you buy/,make one, this cock is going to be attached to someone.
When it comes down to it, if you have a great cock, but dont know how to use it.... what good are you? Also there has to be some kind of attraction there, physically, and mentally. You cannot hit someone up to fuck, and then have to put duct tape over their mouth and a paper bag on their head every time you need to have sex... That just wont do!
Should you find a guy with a great cock, knows how to use it, they are not hideous, they can carry a decent conversation, and your personalities mesh well... well that my friends is the perfect recipe for addiction. This is also sometimes called the jackpot. By no means does this imply that should you encounter one of these, that you should try and marry them, or take them off the market in any way shape or form. As these precious commodities (such as the one between my thighs) should be shared. So don't be fucken selfish bitches! share the wealth!
So I have encountered only but a few of these A-DICK-TING cock in my life time so far.... its great, but terrible at the same time. Its great when you get it.(especially when you get it on a fairly regular basis) But when you really want it, if it is occupied, or you can have it but you have to wait... Its like fucken torture! Even worse is when you go out on the hunt for something that will give you even just half the pleasure. Only to be let down hard. Then you are still just wanting that one cock... its worse than drugs in some cases i believe!
That concludes my TRUE LIFE: I am A-DICK-TED to dicks post
Perhaps I shall find more fun and entertaining topics that i can squeeze in with these posts. You know there has to be something else that will Fit right in here nicely, with these.
oooohh naughty.... my mind is a bottomless pit of filth. but I still refuse to go reclaim my mind out of that incredibly dirty gutter.
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