Finally baby smooth
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Posted:Mar 11, 2018 9:24 pm
Last Updated:Apr 29, 2024 10:8 am
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I sat in the chair for nearly 6 hours today at the laser hair removal place. Not a single hair left from my butt hole to my navel. When she was finally done, it looked like she had shaved a damn bear. As far as being painless sure but a few hours later, it felt like I rubbed a cactus on my pussy.
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Men/little boys
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Posted:Mar 9, 2018 10:11 am
Last Updated:Mar 11, 2018 9:12 pm
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I was laying in the chair this morning, naked as usual, and 3 men walking on the beach stopped, stared, gawking and came closer to get a better look at me. Why is it men turn into little boys when they see a naked woman???? So I stood up walked over to them. Take a good look, because you'll never get between these legs or fondle such great breasts because all three of you (together) aren't man enough to handle a woman like me. I went back inside and put on my 1 piece and laid back in the chair. More fucking tan lines...WTF?
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The Set-UP
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Posted:Jun 22, 2017 10:43 am
Last Updated:Jun 22, 2017 10:53 am
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Talking about some lowlife SOB using his GF to set me up for a 3some. NOT GOING TO HAPPEN! I thought I had me a pretty playmate last night, only to find out this scumbag had talked his gf into coming back with me only to let him in MY room pretending to be a pizza delivery guy. Yes, we did order pizza. There was a knock on the door....PIZZA!, so I handed Charlene $30 for the pizza, Mean while I was in the bathroom changing, only in panties, I walked out and to my surprise, here she was blowing the pizza guy, only to find out it was her BF. I had asked him to leave several times and finally threatened to kick his ass if he didn't leave immediately. He uttered the words, "I'm going to force feed you and my gf some cock tonight." Now the cat's out of the bag...... GF???? WTF! Walking over to the dresser, I asked whose brilliant idea was this????... YOURS? Hell Yes was all I hear when I pulled my automatic from the drawer, walked over calmly, and stuck my .45 in his groin and offered him a vasectomy tonight. He said "you wouldn't dare", so I pulled the hammer back and jammed the slide a little harder in his crotch. "I wouldn't what?". Charlene was in the chair whimpering, "So you're his gf?, you cunt!" Suddenly! A great idea rushed into my Patron soaked brain. So I had her finish stripping him naked. Then I had her do the same. Now take your clothes and throw them off the balcony, "QUICKLY!"before you get tossed too! He started to say "You can't" and I cracked him across the forehead knocking him on his ass. She was back at his side mumbling "I knew this wasn't going to work". I kicked them both out into the hallway buck ass naked! I called the front desk telling them a woman was getting r-p-d out by the pool area. I'm just an angel.....yeah right! Soon I heard tires squealing downstairs. Looking over the railing, I could see several police cars and officers with guns drawn. So I set back down and started in on the pizza with a smile from ear to ear. Tonight ended up not as I wanted, but is was a fun night never the less.
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Really?, what rude bastards men are!
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Posted:Jun 18, 2017 1:20 am
Last Updated:Mar 9, 2018 2:37 pm
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I was about to go on cam to chat with a few old friends, and in less than 1 minute I had a dozen or more ASSHOLES wanting to see my tits and pussy. My tits and pussy are for my special female friends ONLY! For all I care, you sorry bastards need to have your dicks and nuts cut off! I have no need or use of a man's penis, since my husband was killed in Afghanistan. If you guys need to prove your manhood, Join the SEALS, like my husband did and serve this great country. My dad, R.I.P., was the DI at Ft. Benning Sniper School. If you guys don't have the BALLS to do this, then FUCK OFF and DIE! I refuse to standby and see good men die so you MORONS can come on this site and be childish . To all the MEN serving, Esp. the SEALS, hugs and kisses for all. OK, so what are you going to do? This woman just called you out! Local Adult Companion's new name is ROMPER ROOM! You guys are the ones that need to have your accounts deleted!
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Deactivated profiles
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Posted:Dec 28, 2016 9:43 am
Last Updated:Apr 29, 2024 10:8 am
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These sorry bastards at Local Adult Companion are playing GOD again and deleting accounts for NO REASON and refusing to give any reason or notice to the folks on the profiles. They have done mine (twice in the past 18 years) and now they just did a friend of mine, (594ray) and many others. Your profile could be next! I have emailed customer service several times and have NOT gotten a reply. from these dickless morons. This is the MAIN reason I will NEVER spend money on this chicken shit site. I have gotten many of my friends to email Local Adult Companion to put these accounts back on. I am asking everyone who reads this blog to do the same. God forbid Local Adult Companion deactivates your account for no reason. If you don't email them and they fuck with yours, all I can say is "I TOLD YOU SO!" Let you voice be heard. For those who paid good money for this site.......Good Luck.
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