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Gentlemen, wash your butt.  

GoldenGirl00 77F  
102 posts
12/24/2015 10:24 am

Last Read:
2/9/2022 7:55 am

Gentlemen, wash your butt.

Maybe I'm just too old for this site. I'm finding that a lot of men on Local Adult Companion have no idea how to talk to a woman, how to treat a woman, or basic hygiene when they're with a woman.

When the first thing you send me as a introductions is "I want to f*$k you till you bleed" or "I've been known to tear out an IUD with my tongue", I don't respond. I don't know how to respond to something like that. Is this what younger women are finding erotic or enticing?

I understand wanting to go Dutch. I understanding driving to meet you. But have a plan and let me in on it. Yes, I do want to go out for a nice dinner, but I don't want to watch you text afterwards. Yes, we can meet at the Matrix, but I don't want to sit and watch you play cards. And yes I know Local Adult Companion is a sex site, but just because we're meeting for coffee doesn't mean you're automatically getting oral.

Lastly, no, I do not want to smell your musk. Please use deodorant. No, I don't like ball skunk. Please, wash your balls. No, I don't care that c*ck cheese is natural. Please pull back your foreskin and wash the head. And no, there's no way you're getting a rusty trombone if you haven't washed well. Please, wash your butt!

Men (and women), put down the iPhones, the iPads, the computers. Talk to real people. Learn the art of conversation. Learn social boundaries. Learn that there are other people around you. And learn that you're not Richard Pryor and that sometimes people just don't want to hear the F-word spewing out in every other sentence.

I'm in my late 60's. Are my expectations really that dated?

thorvelasco2 54M
53 posts
12/23/2021 11:45 am

OMG! You have to give a class on class?

NJGUY08090 56M
4307 posts
6/11/2020 7:33 am

I could not agree with you more. I'm very glad to say. I'm clean. I do not live with my phone in my hand and I like to have a plan. I think we are very much on the same page here and it is refreshing to see that. You look like a very lovely woman and I look forward to reading more of your blogs.

Apollorising58 62M

5/27/2020 1:07 pm

You have really nice legs!

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Apollorising58 62M

5/26/2020 10:44 am

I just finished washing my butt!

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Boboluvsit 47M

1/17/2020 6:25 am

Well said

SubmarinerTL 71M

7/25/2019 7:02 am

Well said...even though this is a sex web site, people, both men and women need to show respect and be polite.

cabernetTSLover 55M
95 posts
4/1/2019 4:00 pm

I read your post and agree with you 100%. Not only does it go for the guys also for the women.

sexoexplorador2 61M

2/22/2019 7:11 am

I agree with the cleaning
and I think I'm never an old man to be in this place and more than counting despite the time you have a young spirit


copperhorse26 68M
38 posts
4/6/2018 6:34 am

notice the socks lol

copperhorse26 68M
38 posts
4/6/2018 6:33 am

Golden Girl
I just want to comment on you and the style and class you have. I'm a senior and in great shape and being my age yes I learned many moons ago how to always be clean. or try to be you never know when a classy lady will cross one's path. It's hard to believe that guys try being with a lady and stick to put it in the only words that came to mind, And how do the women they are with put up with it. I'm so glad that you are a lady of class that sometimes does seem like it's getting harder to find. keep it going. It should be Classy Golden Girl.
Jim C.
PS Only butt shot I have I think

GoldenGirl00 replies on 6/30/2018 10:08 pm:
Gorgeous butt!!!

GoldenGirl00 replies on 10/20/2019 6:13 pm:
Cute butt!

GoldenGirl00 replies on 3/19/2020 4:53 pm:
I had to peek at that cute butt again.

letzlaughnplay 74M
25 posts
11/14/2016 6:55 pm

Love what you wrote dear, it ought to be typed up as a much needed basic handbook for todays' adult daters, of all ages. Maybe even added to the Boy Scouts of Americas' merit badge program (must at least have completed 75% requirements toward Eagle Scout, of course).

Owatalife 66M
1711 posts
12/24/2015 1:46 pm

For starters I've never understood how a few basic rules can
be so annoyingly overlooked. With that said maybe you might
want to drop a few that's not right why should an
attractive desirable woman have to even do that. Weird then
strange & finally flat out why am I even bothering must come
to mind for you my only hope is that down the road
this trend will hopefully no longer be an issue for you.

sphxdiver 73M
21063 posts
12/24/2015 11:56 am

Excellent post !!!

I agree, just because it is an adult site, many people are on here for other things besides sex.

I would want to think that some would actually like to get to know one another and then go from there.

I just think what your saying is just pain common sense.

phatbootyluvr 55M
10 posts
12/24/2015 11:38 am

There is nothing wrong in your expectations. Since you're still seeing me, I'm guessing I meet them.

Merry Christmas Beth.

redrockrascal 64M
23580 posts
12/24/2015 10:47 am

Are my expectations really that dated? No, it is just that some people are trying to become robo-people. Next person who is more interested in their device than a conversation might not see me leaving the table and going out the door. They won't see me smiling about it either.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.

JustTravis907 47M

12/24/2015 10:37 am

I always thought washing your genitalia was a given thing...

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