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A few more pet hates
Posted:Aug 12, 2017 1:43 pm
Last Updated:May 13, 2024 2:39 am
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1) You have 345 new friend requests. I don't even have that many friends on facebook. Just fuck off!!! I have to individually select each one of you cocks click decline then click yes it literally just took me 20 minutes. DO NOT SEND FRIEND REQUESTS WITHOUT ASKING. Literally 99% of the people who had I have never talked to. From now on everyone who ignores this I will also ignore. And I know this makes me sound like a bitch... whine whine whine your so popular, but it really annoys me.

2) Don't message me with just "hi" you don't have to write an essay but my God it makes you sound so boring.

3) I appreciate not everyone can read profiles on this but if your fetish is having me poo on you or buying my used underwear, or breed with me or as one person asked paying me £5000 to break my leg and then Fuck me (yeah I reported you scum bag) then please think twice before going into graphic detail or including just horrible pictures in your message to me.

4) Older people who ask something a long the lines of "I'm sure I am way to old for you but......" Surly either age is either an issue for me in which case what's the point or it isn't but by starting like that you have just made it an issue so I probably won't message you back.

I know all this makes me sound like a bitch and I promise I'm not. I'm in the position where there are like 100 guys to every girl on here. And I am certainly not the prettiest and I hate to sound so picky but the end of the day this site is basically about you ending up with your dick inside me. At least show some manners and act like you are actually interested because if not then don't bother.

Holly x
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How to (or not to) take a dick picture
Posted:Mar 25, 2017 6:53 am
Last Updated:Aug 12, 2017 1:43 pm
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Okay so I have been on here about 4 days now and seen more dicks than a would see in a lifetime. All of which I have not asked for but that is another point.

Every girl knows what angle their face it bits look best, just look at profiles on here or your female friends on facebook. From what I have seen on here so far guys haven't seemed to figure out how to do that yourselves so here are some tips for free.

1) No shots from below or a low angle. Literally no one wants to see the hairiness between your balls and ass. And defiantly not the ass hole itself thank you.

2) use good lighting. If you need to use flash it's to dark okay.

3) I have seen literally 12 picture of erections over toilets and in one case not even a clean one. As a basic rule no bathroom pictures unless it's a full body shot and it's your only mirror. And then make sure it's clean.

4) sitting or "slouching" is better than standing. Problem with standing dick pics is that your feet are usually in it. And I am yet to meet a guy with nice feet.

5) put your hand at the base when you take one. You can angle it slightly to give the best view, push down at the base to make it look bigger and most importantly maybe gives us an idea of size without some elaborate prop.

6) should be obvious but make sure it actually clean

And remember boys even on a site like this unless we ask to see we probably don't want to.
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