Who would you choose to announce your sex session?
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Posted:Oct 13, 2016 9:38 pm
Last Updated:Oct 14, 2016 6:34 am
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Remember the movie, Bananas? Specifically the scene in which Howard Cosell describes round by round Woody Allen's "sex bout." Well who's your play by play man or woman?
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Ladies, Ideally How Long Do You Want The Sex To Last
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Posted:Oct 13, 2016 5:30 pm
Last Updated:Oct 13, 2016 9:07 pm
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Will you settle for a quick bang, then back to work. Or something that requires total physicality and rapt attention to detail that might well surpass several hours(how many rooms have you got?). Then again, maybe it's not a matter of time at all, just skill.
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Jerking Off In The Boys Room
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Posted:Oct 12, 2016 2:24 pm
Last Updated:Oct 13, 2016 3:53 pm
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You have to understand that there was a time when parents dressed their in the best clothes they could afford, when they sent their off to school. We refer to that time, now, as the "Sixties." My dad was in the clothing, and one day he brought home some sharkskin pants. They looked good, seemed to fit great. A little snug in the crotch area, though. I walk to school, get to class sit down. Second period, boom I can feel it, Full hard on, what's worse so can everyone else. The girls giggle, my enemies want to kick me where it hurts. Lunch time arrives, it's time to get our lunch boxes out of the coat room. The room has no light , so any twelve year old girl who's even slightly curious brushes her soft hand against my swollen penis. It's a long time ago, but I'm certain I got at least one or two "I'm sorry, it was an accident." The guys didn't give me any trouble. That came later when they noticed my pubes, after gym. But now, it was those sweet innocent , putting me through hell. I got my lunch box, raced for the boys room. Too late! I jerked off all over the zipper area of area of my grey pants(and maybe a little more), leaving a nice dark stain. Naturally, I pulled out my white shirt, which had been tucked in (like everyone else). And so I stuck out, like a sore thumb, for the rest of the afternoon. As soon as I got home, I threw those pants in the incinerator. My dad never figured out what happened to those pants. I might have told him someday, if he had lived a little longer.
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My Pet Peeve
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Posted:Oct 12, 2016 11:25 am
Last Updated:Oct 12, 2016 11:27 am
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Ladies, try to remember what you write here.
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Public Sex, My First Time
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Posted:Oct 8, 2016 2:21 pm
Last Updated:Oct 9, 2016 4:45 am
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New Orleans 1976, it's the eve of Mardi Gras. I'm in the Garden District district, waiting for a street car. It's still morning as I recall, this Hispanic dude in the black leather jacket asks me about the car schedule. Never met a biker before. We're both early 20's. So I strike up a conversation. Shit, I can be charming for 15 minutes. His name I've long since forgotten. What I do remember is, he said he was "part of a gang here from Corpus, for Mardi Gras." We agreed to meet up around 8 at Canal and something. We drank a round, he split, I stayed. He comes back in the bar, maybe twenty minutes later. He taps me on the shoulder, and says "I just this blow job from this chick around. She's waiting for us.(some things, you don't forget). I must've been nuts back then, but I followed the guy to an alley somewhere close to Jackson Square, laid down about 40 bucks. And where I had my initiation into public sex. It was also the first time a woman grabbed for my balls and drained the last bit of Jism out of me, and into her mouth. For the record, she swallowed. For the record, several days later, the biker and his girlfriend (a different woman), stopped by my place to use the toilet. Before they left, never to be seen again, they lifted my checkbook. My bank reimbursed me for the three bogus checks they cashed. Those days, we're different.
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To Grab Or Not To Grab, Hillary's Pussy
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Posted:Oct 8, 2016 8:41 am
Last Updated:Oct 9, 2016 4:58 am
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Well, we all know Bill hasn't done that in decades. But Trump? Don't ask me. What with Roger Ailes advising him, and Trump"s penchant for quick money, it's possible. 'Hey Don, a billion dollars if you grab Clinton's snatch on national television. Whudya say? ' Regards, George Soros.
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Ever Arrive At A Destination A Bit Too Late?
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Posted:Oct 7, 2016 11:20 pm
Last Updated:Oct 8, 2016 2:45 am
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Example, George Harrison visited S.F. in 1966. Good enough for most, but for the discerning, 1965 was "THE" year. On a personal notd, I hit New Orleans in '76, well after the 1970-74 Easy Rider boom years.
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