By the Dawn's Early Light, or Morning Sex
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Posted:Oct 7, 2016 5:05 am
Last Updated:Oct 7, 2016 3:37 pm
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At daybreak, I open my eyes and see you laying there peacefully. I reach over to your side of the bed, and with my right hand, rub your left nipple with my thumb and index finger. You awaken, aroused. Lifting her head of dirty blonde hair off the pillow, you look at my gaze. I return your stare with a devilish grin. And then you look down the bed. I have pulled down the sheets, so that when you see my my exposed erect cock, blood engorged, erect in full glory, you instinctively mount my pole and straddle me as only you can. It is what I hopped you would do. Ride me lady, I say (she is not paying attention.), it's the best trip you'll take today." I tilt my head back onto my pillow, close my eyes, appreciating the pain that is sensating my body, and appreciating her pleasure.
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Joke of the Day
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Posted:Oct 6, 2016 3:12 pm
Last Updated:Oct 6, 2016 11:30 pm
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'The first time I was inside a woman was when my parents took me to the Statue of Liberty." -Woody Allen
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The Diary of a Male Hustler-'The Abyss
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Posted:Oct 4, 2016 5:56 am
Last Updated:Oct 4, 2016 2:11 pm
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Darkness envelops my mind when I enter you. My thoughts begin to fade, and then disappear altogether. They are replaced by my lowest instincts. I cannot think, I cannot hear. I can feel what is between my legs, as my cock hardens and grows inside your wet pussy. Your cunt is my universe. I feel the need to go deeper inside your inner walls that embrace what is left of my sanity. My hands grab your hips. My grip on reality is inside you, and I must pump faster to satisfy my lust for you. Will this ever end, will I remain a part of you forever.?
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The Day Kim Kardashian Got Robbed
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Posted:Oct 3, 2016 8:18 am
Last Updated:Oct 3, 2016 1:01 pm
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What I should have been doing over the weekend is preparing a pitch, and packing my bags for Hollywood. Because the title screams "Black Comedy," of the Weekend At Bernie's variety. You might think it would be a problem because it did not occur in a crime ridden area, instead K was vandalized in a posh area of France. No worries. We can substitute terror cells for gang bangers. If only Peter Sellers was still alive.
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Trump Fucks America
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Posted:Oct 2, 2016 8:28 am
Last Updated:Oct 3, 2016 10:18 am
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Trump surreptitiously releases some of his tax filings, and then has his surrogates come out and say he's a genius for gaming the system. What's next? Will he come clean on his Local Adult Companion profile, too?
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Have You Ever Been Cold Cocked?
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Posted:Oct 1, 2016 3:19 am
Last Updated:Oct 6, 2016 4:37 am
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Ladies, I'm sure at one time or another has "iced up" his Johnson before he's entered you. Do you enjoy it, and if so how often do you have it done to you in that manner? Is ìt just a Summer thing? I am also going to post a variation of this question, in a new poll.
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And Finally, Some Good News
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Posted:Sep 30, 2016 3:48 am
Last Updated:Sep 30, 2016 4:58 am
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Armed with a grant from the Clinton Foundation, Chelsea Clinton announced yesterday that she was forming a band. Said Mrs Clinton, "My hubby Mark is real ginchy on the idea.Asked about her motivation, Clinton added, "Well, you know I'm a big fan of the Punk Rock scene. I just think Joan Jett, and Cherie Currie were the bitch. I"m going to call my band The Runaway Girls, in their honor, and I'm going to ask my dad to manage the band. I really, really, really want to be able to jam at my mom's second inauguration. I think that would be gnarly, don't you think" With the press conference now over, young Chelsea hopped into the waiting limo, and dashed off to the office of the Village Voice, to place a full page ad. To which we can only add, "Rock On, CC. Rider."
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Some Things That Piss Me Off
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Posted:Sep 29, 2016 2:56 am
Last Updated:Sep 29, 2016 6:29 am
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We've all heard about the poisoned water supply in Flint, Michigan. What we haven't heard is how the Clinton Foundation, the Koch Brothers, Mark Zuckerberg, or the Gates Foundation came to the city's rescue. To the best of my knowledge, they have not. And if they don't care about the state of my country.....Ball of confusion.
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You Are What You Eat
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Posted:Sep 29, 2016 1:44 am
Last Updated:Oct 1, 2016 3:48 am
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Fruits, vegetables, fresh oysters daily. Lay off the booze, keep coffee to a minimum, ditto red meat. If your woman is going to swallow your cum, you want it to taste yummy, for her.
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The Debate: Train Wreck or Car Accident
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Posted:Sep 27, 2016 2:37 am
Last Updated:Sep 28, 2016 11:01 pm
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I just watched a tape of the Clinton/Trump debate. Donald Trump declared our allies pay nothing for their defense. Not so. Our Western allies buy our worthless bonds not because they want to, but because they have to. Without the trillions in bonds they buy, America would default to China, Russia, and our own banks. And you know what that means? No one gets paid. Goodbye Army, Goodbye Navy. Saudi Arabia? You think they love our weapons? Maybe once, but not anymore. So why do they buy our surplus junk? Because without us the House of Saud would all be facing an Iranian axeman in Tehràn's townsquarè. Hillary won't call him on this because it would call attention to the truly awful state of our economy, that Democrats helped cause. And you wonder why I suggested that folks fuck their brains out on our nation's crumbling highway system, rather than watch the debate, in my last post? No problem, there are two more debates, to get it right.
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