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These stories and irreverent points of view usually make sense... to me.
I hope you.ll share my smile.
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Posted:Jul 12, 2018 9:41 am
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Your 11 Most Important SEX Questions and Concerns ANSWERED
Posted:Mar 1, 2023 10:48 am
Last Updated:Mar 12, 2023 9:44 pm
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As a famous blogger on a world-class hookup site, I'm often recognized in public and bombarded with questions about sex. I thought I'd summarizes the most popular ones and share the answers I gave those people. Perhaps you share their concerns.

1. I've been masturbating since I was twelve. Have I become infertile?
Infertility is caused by heavy smoking, drinking, obesity and old age. Or if you've done it while standing next to a microwave oven.

2. Does anal sex cause constipation?
No, but if you're concerned, drink a lot of coffee, include fibre in your diet, and laxatives will always help.

3. My partner often ejaculates on my hand; will my palm grow hair?
I wasn't sure what to answer, but I took a guess and said no.

4. If I squeeze a lime in my vagina after sex, will THAT avoid pregnancy?
The high acidity of lime should never be introduced into that part of your body.

5. What social obligations are related to running into one of my 'one-night stands'?
Always be polite and have a conversation with them. But keep it quick, especially if her friends are around.

6. What's the line between acceptable fetishes and things I should seek therapy for?
Consider the words; safe, sane, and consensual as your guide. If the police ring your doorbell, you know you might have gone too far.

7. Recently, I tried to have sex in the shower. We slipped and almost fell, and she got a bloody lip. Any advice?
Cold, hard, wet locations like showers, pools, and Buffalo NY, are about the worst places to have sex. My advice is to do it in a bed. However, if you must copulate in the shower, use a rubber mat on that tile floor.

8. Why do so many more women hit on me now that I have a wedding ring?
Your recent marriage has prompted them to see you in a different light. In other words, they are "mate poachers" and "nest wreckers." These women don't want a long-term relationship and won't mind ruining yours.

9. Do colleges have sex parties or is that just something made up for porn movies?
Yes, college sex parties exist. I researched online and found that Pornhub and Xvideos offer the most diverse selection of such lascivious debauchery.

10. How long after having sex with a new partner do you have to wait before falling asleep?
Ten minutes is a good length of time to remain conscious after sex. Most men and women want some cuddling due to oxytocin released during sex. That hormone generates feelings of attachment. Just try NOT to fall asleep before she does.



11. What's the penalty for getting caught having sex on a domestic or international flight?
There is none as long as you don't interfere with the safety of the aircraft. However, if the "fasten seat belt" sign lights up, you must return to your seat whether you are finished or not and put your tray table in the upright and locked position.

I hope these popular questions and my answers have helped you. And hey, If you have additional comments or queries, I'd love to hear them.
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Many generations learned about sex through magazines, friends and practice.
These days according to surveys, young people acquire carnal knowledge primarily from parents, peers and the media.


Where did you get your sexual wisdom or are you still researching?
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Seriously... Who Gives a Fuck...
Posted:Jun 2, 2022 10:28 am
Last Updated:Jul 27, 2022 11:50 am
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Such a cluster and muster with the closure of THESE walls.

Seriously?
Who gives fuchs?
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Did You Know That The OLD Blog Site... Still Works
Posted:Apr 6, 2022 7:11 am
Last Updated:Mar 1, 2023 10:17 am
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I was messing around the OLD Blog Site today, vacuuming around my vacant posts, watering that stupid vine plant that just won't go away - I don't have the heart to throw it out. Anyway, I was about to turn off the lights and head back to the Dark Side, when I had a thought...

Could I still post a blog from THIS side of the island?


Holy crap - the answer is YES! I thought they'd mothballed this place; guess again. To show you how rusty I am, I'd forgotten how to format this thing and how to add pictures, but here it is. The question is - what the fuck do I do now?


Ever played in the vacant hallways of an empty school?
Or been the only one in an office building - after closing hours?

That's what THIS feels like. Anyone up for a game of hide and seek?
...


Did You Know That The OLD Blog Site Still Works
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Those WILD Friday Nights... O.. I.. o
Posted:Feb 11, 2022 12:22 am
Last Updated:Mar 3, 2022 3:52 am
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It.Z Friday...
... which got me thinking about where I.ll be headed after dark.

My living room... seems about right.

When I was younger, small gangs of us would scout out the HOT places to go, then we.d all meet, and let our hair down. I had tons of it, back in the day.

I POSTED a blog, over on that other side .

Friday Night LightS... With WILD Lady FightS...

Some of you still don.t know how to get there...
... simply follow the bread crumbs - you.ll find me there EVENTUALLY.

This picture of Bambi ?
She has absolutely NOTHING to do with my tale.
I simply like deer.
And MANY of you are visual...

I tried this yesterday... and failed. letZ give this another shot - shall wE?

See U on the other side...

Those WILD Friday Nights O I o
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A Foolproof Method... Posted Over on that NEW site. O..!.. O
Posted:Jan 31, 2022 8:48 am
Last Updated:Feb 11, 2022 9:04 pm
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I've posted a NEW blog over on that BETA blog land SITE.

"A Foolproof Method....."

See you there.

THIS, is NOT the link.
Ya gotta go to the front door...
... show your ID
... and ask for Paulxx001
A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Going Too Fucking Far... NEW Blog Features RevealeD... O.!. O.!.
Posted:Jan 14, 2022 10:08 am
Last Updated:Jan 24, 2022 9:13 am
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As you know, I'm no longer posting blogs HERE on this OLD site... right after this one.

Remember when no one read the Instructions; we ALL simply waited for things to explode? Men are nodding - women are rolling their eyes and shaking their heads.

Now, I don't know if you've been to that NEW Community space, but they've added this feature called 'HIDE' and for fuck's sake - it works. I spent a couple of hours last night watching a football game, hiding stuff.

- Ya don't wanna see 'Cocks in Honolulu', HIDE
- 'Pussy Play in Paris' ain't your thing, HIDE
- Fed up with those posts from one asshole blogger who gets on your nerves, HIDE.

I felt proud of myself until I paused to view the results. I'm down to watching two blogs; one of them is my own.

I might have overdone things a touch but I figured, how could I mess things up by playing with a bunch of buttons?

Then I recalled back in the day, I'd set the VCR and taped four and a half hours of the Weather Network. I was so looking forward to watching that new Star Wars movie.

There was another time, I was ten years old, and my uncle had just purchased a brand new colour TV. I was awestruck and all alone in his living room. My Uncle had to call a repairman to reset the image I'd improved. Technology, go figure. He never let me near his precious device again.

I'll continue to fudge with these A F F options and controls; I'm pretty sure I'll unravel the cluster I've created. I know there's a HELP key, under COMMUNITY, but seriously - who has time for that?


Do you read instructions or do you wing it?
And your horror story IS?

... Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O
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I Choose a Vibe for Every Morning... What.s yourZ...
Posted:Jan 12, 2022 5:37 pm
Last Updated:Jan 14, 2022 3:48 pm
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I no longer post blogs on this slip of sand. I just pasted a thingy over on that NEW space

Check it out.
There are some positive points to take from that fresh landscape.

In any case... I'm over there.
See you later...
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NEW Feature On The Beta COMMUNITY... a Public Service Announcement...! O !
Posted:Jan 4, 2022 8:22 am
Last Updated:Mar 1, 2023 10:41 am
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As you're all aware, the NEW Blog Community will soon arrive, but I'm not here to dissect THAT beast.

Here's something that you didn't know. There's a state-of-the-art feature that I've been testing for a couple of weeks now. I'm happy and excited to report - it's ready for release on these pages.

As I've mentioned ad nauseam, I use my cell for EVERYTHING on this site. Last week Andrew and his team over at the 'A F F Science and Hyperbole Division', called and asked if I would troubleshoot their brainchild on my phone.

I did and it PASSED with flying colours and most importantly - it will work on ANY device. What is this huge surprise?

'Scratch and Sniff' technology will soon cling to the pages of the A F F playground.

Don't believe me?
Neither did I at first.
Try it out yourselves.
Now, let me explain how this works and what you have to do.

Each picture you see below has been taken with a special camera and contains the embedded engrams required to produce a scent.

Your job?
1. Scratch the image - on your phone, laptop or computer.
2. Sniff it.
3. Report the results to me in your comments below.

If you can't smell anything at first, wait a minute then gently put your finger up your nose again. Occasionally there's a slight delay. Still nothing? Visit that BETA site, search for Paulxx001 and you'll find this post uploaded there... eventually. That'll be the ULTIMATE test.

We may criticize Andrew for what he's trying to accomplish here. And true, last night that BETA site was wonky. Comments were frozen, blog profile pics were whacked out of shape and somehow, everyone had acquired two thousand new followers. But Andrew is doing the best he can.

I believe once you've tried these Scratch and Sniff treats over THERE, you might be pleasantly surprised at what aroma those pages contain.

What do you smell?
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Can Magic Bits... Sooth a Sad Soul...?
Posted:Dec 23, 2021 7:20 am
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2022 12:55 am
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It was a crisp morning, ideal for skating but they'd closed the rink and hadn't shovelled the snow. That tall pine tree, anchored in the center of the ice, twinkled brightly as I walked by.

After my walk, I popped into my usual place to purchase random groceries. They have those crowd control belts, and single-file lines set up... AGAIN. What a pain! I waited - bored - and glanced at the elderly lady behind me. She was dressed in a prim fashion and I'd guess, in her eighties?

She was holding onto one of those monstrous yellow carts, pushing along - a beautiful Poinsettia in a red-bowed pot, a couple of small tins of cat food, and a large box of Alpha-Bits. You know me, so I remarked about her eclectic choices.

I imagine she'd wanted to talk to someone, and my comment provided that invitation. The cereal was for her granddaughter who was coming over; they've closed all the schools here. And THAT'S what she likes for breakfast. She'd hope it would cheer her up.

She paused - I asked the obvious question.

She took a breath. Today was to be the last day of classes for Grade Two before the holidays. They were supposed to have a 'Secret Santa' gift exchange and her granddaughter had chosen the name of the boy in her class - whom she liked the MOST.

Her excited grandchild and mom - of course - had spent a great deal of time choosing the perfect gift. And the little girl could hardly wait to see that special boy's face when he opened up the present she'd wrapped for him. All her friends had been trying to guess who the gifts piled up at the back of the room were from.

Well, THAT wasn't going to happen. I agreed it was very sad for all those small especially during the Holiday Season.

They beeped cash number five, I said goodbye and made my way forward. Politely, I turned my head to wish my brief companion a Merry Christmas. When I did, I noticed she was crying, wiping tears from her eyes. She tried to say something to me... but all she did was nod.

Yep... Alpha-Bits.


Tis the season...


I remember that Secret Santa stuff back then. We'd try and trade names.
I.m more of a Cheerios guy. You?
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What do Smokey Eyed Women... and Moose Knuckles... Have in Common...? !
Posted:Dec 20, 2021 9:24 am
Last Updated:Jan 30, 2022 10:13 am
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She had gripped my gaze with her smokey eyes... and waited for an answer. I was already under her spell but when she fluttered her lashes, I blurted out a veracious "YES". And THAT'S how I came to own a fancy pair of designer woman's leggings. The path to perdition was all 'johns' fault.

'Long johns'... that is.

That waffle-knitted underwear was first named after John L. Sullivan - a heavyweight boxer in the 19th century - who'd climb into the ring wearing those things. Winter is booming here and I wear mine under my pants on icy walks, but they never fit right. They're bulky and clumpy... and always sag or bunch up around my crotch.

So I thought, "I'll get something with a whole lotta form-fitting lycra." Have you noticed how snug they are on a woman's body?

I was the only man in that classy boutique. I hovered around the massive table of folded leggings and probably, looked confused. The attractive sales lady with the spidey sense, and those cerulean smokey eyes sauntered over and smiled.


"Can I help you? What size does she wear?"

I wasn't prepared for a fricken quiz. "Uhm... she's ugh... large-boned and tall."

Smokey-eyed lady quickly scooped up a couple of styles and displayed them on her arms. One pair was thick and looked warm... I pointed.

"Those are great, but we have a 60% special on today. Why not get her THESE? She'll love you for it. Just feel how thin... and silky they are," she whispered.

I did. They were.

"YES. I'll take them."

Those leggings hug me as if they were painted on my body. They're not much good under my trousers in the cold. For fuck's sake, I feel EVERYTHING! But they're comfortably tight around those bulbs between my legs. And damn, if that spandex doesn't make me tingle everywhere, below my waist.

Funny thing is, every time I slip them on I get this crazy urge to wear a small sweater, visit a store and bend over for something.


That's me, on the left.

Camel toe or moose knuckle, which one is more appealing?
Ya think women who wear revealing leggings, should walk into a store?

Now, what if men did the SAME thing?
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Who Knew SHE waS a VoyeuR... untiL SHE GrinneD at Me...! O !
Posted:Dec 14, 2021 7:17 am
Last Updated:Jan 19, 2022 6:39 am
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Last Saturday, 'Comet Lenard' came into view for the first time - in a BILLION years. He was supposedly clearly visible early in the eastern sky, so I thought I'd venture out to the marina over by Lake St. Louis. It's a perfect spot to view a blazing flare as it rips across our galaxy at 158,084 miles per hour.

I knew damp and windy weather was going to greet me so I prepared. I wore my t-shirt, a sweatshirt then my hoody. My legs, I covered in long johns before I slipped on my all-weather khaki pants. My new boots hugged my feet perfectly and my waterproof and toasty winter jacket sealed all cracks. Coffee mug in hand, binoculars in my knapsack, I grabbed the keys to my car and headed out along barren and dark roads - to watch that streaking phenom.

When I arrived, I realized that I wasn't going to be the only voyeur; others were parked... and already waiting. I pulled my hat over my ears, tugged at all my zippers and stepped out onto the slippery parking lot. As soon as I'd swung my door shut - it began to rain, and I mean POUR.

The wind swirled in fierce gusts that caught me off guard as I managed my footing. The ice in the marina - already forming a thick soup - sloshed around in huge white chunks. The rain bit my eyes and cheeks as I tried to peer into the hazy sky. I quickly realized "THIS, is a pointless adventure", and headed back to the warmth of my car. The attractive woman in the white SUV next to me was blasting music as I approached. I made out the lyrics perfectly.

It was Karen, from the Carpenters singing; 'Talkin' to myself and feelin' old
Sometimes I'd like to quit... '

I recognized that tune, it was 'Rainy Days And Mondays'.

It's Saturday, you have the wrong fricken day, and who blasts THAT song? She musta read my mind, looked at me and grinned - then lowered the volume. I would have nodded or smiled back, but I'd dropped my keys in a murky puddle.

A moment later, I'd closed my door and sat there. I watched the rain wash across my windows and listened to the wind howl as drops of beaded water fell from my jacket and soaked my seat. My weather app predicted Sunday would be more of the same crap.

Ya know, a billion years is a long stretch, but I think I'll pass... this time around.


I've left a NEW message for all my friends, and blog readers, on the last page of the comments section. Take care!
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To The Stronzo Royalty... Who Hacks Private Messages... ! ? !
Posted:Dec 12, 2021 11:15 am
Last Updated:Dec 14, 2021 7:15 am
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All this recent talk about privacy, and one's 'Private Mail Box' - and personal stuff visible to anyone - caught my BUDDY off guard. Imagine his shock when a close and dear friend of his, here on 'A F F', threw HIM a heads up that they'd been handed a bunch of 'empfidlich' information about HIM. Thank goodness my friend checked it out.

And THAT'S the purpose of this 'cuento'.

Listen, all those 'marcio' tidbits are at least two and a half years out of date, my comrade will NEVER receive the gift you were planning to send him. Drop me a line here - I'm sure things will remain secure - and I'll update you on where to send HIM your 'regalo'.

Thank goodness for allies! So... is it bigger than a breadbox or are ya sending him cash? He's told me he LOVES surprises. I have to commend you for sifting through twenty-five pages of his blathering before you uncovered THOSE nuggets.


What was the last Xmas gift YOU received that surprised you?
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