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Do you wonder why a lot of bi-women feel a need to state in their profile, that they're looking for serious people? Or say things like, "not interested in endless email". Well, it's because their are quite a few women who coin themselves as "bi-curious" or "newbies" or "students". Now I'm sure these are nice enough ladies, and of course this doesn't apply to all of them, but most of them are just not ready to make their fantasy come true.
Well that's fine, everyone's gotta be new to something. But if you're just thinking about it, and not ready to act on that fantasy, be up front about it. How hard is it to honest. You'll find that you'll save yourself sometime in the end, and stop wasting others.
That's just my thought!
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Funny Dick Story - Questions for the man with 2 Dicks
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Posted:Nov 25, 2016 1:21 pm
Last Updated:Apr 28, 2024 11:32 pm
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1. When he jerks both off simultaneously is the orgasm stronger?
2. What's it like having the boyfriend suck on one while the girlfriend sucks on the other?
3. What were his lover's reactions when he first tells them and shows them?
4. Does he thank his parents every day for not having the doctor chop one off as an infant?
5. What do doctors and nurses say about them when they see them?
6. Has he ever held them together and had a guy fuck the gap in between them? (Think in terms of titty fucking, butt cheek fucking, or thigh fucking.)
7. At the very least would he be up to doing amateur porn wearing a mask to conceal his identity?
8. Would he be up for doing webcam shows? (Concealing his face if need be.)
9. Will he post more dick pics?
10. Will he upload a jerk video?
THIS IS REAL SHIT
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Dick Shots
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Posted:Nov 25, 2016 12:33 pm
Last Updated:Dec 7, 2016 9:03 am
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Ok, it's been a while since I've posted any whimsical funny dick stories. Well, the pic says it all don't you think?
Does it make you want to fuck that?
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Funny Dick Story...
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Posted:Jan 22, 2016 2:23 pm
Last Updated:Nov 25, 2016 12:34 pm
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So my friend Nate was in South Carolina for the summer, and he went out for a night of drinking. He met an older lady (Nate was 21, she was in her 40’s) and apparently hit it off. They left together, but since Nate was staying with his aunt and uncle, and she was married, they didn’t have a proper place to go have a fuck. They decide to just pull over and have at it right there in some random field.
So, Nate gets off, they get back in the car, he drops her off, and he goes home to get some rest. He went to the bathroom to piss out some of the beer he drank that night and looked down at his dick. It was GREEN. So, naturally, he freaks out and calls the girl up immediately.
She answers and he immediately demands to know what the fuck is up with his dick being all green. To which the random older woman replies:
“Honey, you seemed to be enjoying yourself so much, I didn’t have the heart to tell you that you were fucking the space between my ass cheeks and the grass.”
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Funny Dick Story...
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Posted:Jan 17, 2016 12:32 pm
Last Updated:Jan 18, 2016 1:12 pm
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Another dick stuck in a hole...
In his own words, Lian Tien, said: "It was hot so I was painting the wall in the nude, and I slipped on the floor causing my private parts to fall inside the pipe" A Chinese man was left red-faced after getting his penis stuck in a pipe for TWO DAYS. Lian Tien came up with possibly the world's most bizarre excuse for the embarrassing blunder he was painting in the nude and slipped. The 61-year-old said his 'private parts' became stuck in a pipe sticking out used to take water from the building's air conditioning unit. But he thought nobody would believe his story - so he stayed there for two days until he developed a fever and called doctors, who suggested they call for backup from the fire brigade. Firefighters in Quanzhou City took four hours to cut off the pipe around the patient’s genitals. "I thought that no-one would believe me and I tried everything I could think of to get the damned thing off once it had got stuck. I cut it from the wall and tried pouring oil and liquid soap down the sides but my manhood was so tightly wedged that nothing dripped down. I went to sleep thinking that if I relaxed it would slide off. But it didn't. It began to get red and inflamed. I was worried that I would get a terrible infection." The patient was given an anesthetic and it took seven firefighters using a metal grinder to free his manhood. Although his penis was left bruised and swollen - it was luckily otherwise unharmed and the reason behind his strange venture was left a mystery.
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Posted:Jan 16, 2016 1:55 pm
Last Updated:Jan 18, 2016 1:13 pm
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Turtleneck Dick
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Funny Dick Story...
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Posted:Jan 12, 2016 1:33 pm
Last Updated:Nov 26, 2016 1:39 pm
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Divorced... For His Gigantic Dong
There are a lot of reasons why marriages end. Infidelity, irreconcilable differences, they accidentally got married while drunk in Vegas. But here's one for the record books: She wanted out of the marriage because his weiner was too ginormous.
A Nigerian woman filed for divorce from her husband after only one week, claiming that his penis was "too big" and their sexual experiences were "a nightmare." Despite several attempts to make it work, and some pain medication given to her by her mother (who insisted that her would eventually "be able to cope"), the woman decided that her hubbie's unreasonable girth was just, well... unreasonable.
The husband didn't refute the charges (why would he?), and agreed to a divorce if his ex-wife paid back the dowry (about $300). Which just goes to show you... wow, a dowry is still something that married couples do? How adorably 19th century!
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Funny Dick Story...
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Posted:Jan 9, 2016 4:31 pm
Last Updated:Jan 10, 2016 11:54 am
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Let’s not forget the Malaysian man who paid over $160 for an advertised penis enlarger he found online and received a $10 magnifying glass instead. The poor guy was reportedly so mortified that he filed an official complaint with the Malaysian customer complaints bureau.
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Ok... not a Funny Dick Story, but funny all the same
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Posted:Jan 3, 2016 3:25 pm
Last Updated:Nov 26, 2016 1:35 pm
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Once a girl I was seeing wanted me to use anal beads on her while we did it doggy style. I’m not really into butt stuff so I didn’t know what I was doing, but I went along with it. Since I was new to the whole thing, I didn’t know you’re supposed to pull them out SLOWLY. I pulled them out like I was rip-starting a lawn mower — the result? One screaming woman, one horizontal shit-fountain, one ruined bed, and one ended relationship.
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The first of many... "Funny Dick Stories"
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Posted:Jan 2, 2016 4:43 pm
Last Updated:Jan 29, 2016 4:26 pm
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Ring Of Fire Department: He wanted to prove he had the strongest dick but, sadly, a Newport Beach man, in September, fell short of the Guinness record, and how! The man, in his 50s, put his penis through a ring of steel that had a dumb weight attached to it, all in the hopes that it would make him big enough to be “chief of his tribe.” Well, the ring got stuck, his penis swelled up to five time its size, and it stayed that way for a few days before he asked for medical attention. When doctors realized they didn’t have the right tools to cut through the steel ring, they had to call the Fire Department to use the Jaws of Life to rescue his dick.
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Good News - Bad News - Good News
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Posted:Jan 2, 2016 4:25 pm
Last Updated:Jan 3, 2016 3:27 pm
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Good News - Was hot-listed a few times this week
Bad News - Unfortunately they were men, where clearly I state in my profile NO MEN
Good News - At least no Dick Shots!
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Dick Shots
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Posted:Dec 20, 2015 3:18 pm
Last Updated:Nov 26, 2016 1:38 pm
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Mushroom Cloud
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Posted:Dec 20, 2015 11:11 am
Last Updated:Dec 22, 2015 5:21 pm
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And now...
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Dick shots
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Posted:Dec 20, 2015 10:11 am
Last Updated:Dec 20, 2015 4:12 pm
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Since you insist on the dick shots... I insist on naming each and everyone.
It's obvious yes, but quite appropriate, don't you think?
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