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A night out at cockers......don't ask lol
Posted:Jun 8, 2009 3:38 am
Last Updated:May 22, 2024 10:36 pm
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Just a quick blog here
well cockers party went well as I am still alive and kicking although bob marley the woolly was worse for wear after the evenings events ,and I did promise him some dreads but the /who looked more like predator in the morning preferred the rug on the floor than a wash and blow dry as for cockers repeatedly saying "can you get it out" which i wasn't aware I even had it in ??? but we decided to engage at maquis house next time as I hear his cellar is something to be admired.....i meant his "CELLAR"..........lol what else were you lot thinking......filthy minds lmao ohhhh and cockers can spell
supercalafragalisticespiladocous.......PISSED ..... ROFLMAO

mwahhhhh X

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just saying hi..
Posted:May 25, 2009 6:33 am
Last Updated:Jun 14, 2009 12:13 pm
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to all my lovelies..mwah mwah mwah
big peace and lovin

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an informative post or a load of bollo*ks ?
Posted:May 25, 2009 6:18 am
Last Updated:May 27, 2009 5:31 am
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greetings fellow spaceship worshipers....well recent events have turned up a wealth of intriguing information, apparently there is a few good clangers going around....and boy oh boy...animals??? well this video that fell from the pie in the sky featuring none other than fender bender and his side kick miss larger plectrum.. have apparently been circulated around the depths of some depraved animal site.........that poor POOR donkey I mean come on guys...they smell!and the poor donkey was informed it was for comic relief oh and I have it on good authority that the couple did this for FREE.....they shouldv'e gone to "spec" savers.... and saved on the leccy,mind you computer wizardry in graphics and animation has advanced so much that could this be genuine ???? I am gonna rescue that poor animal before he ends up in a sanctuary eating his toes...

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who are we ?
Posted:May 13, 2009 6:42 am
Last Updated:May 14, 2009 5:40 am
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An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.

She turned to the cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?'

He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy.'

She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women.'

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?'

He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian.'

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why do people do it?
Posted:May 10, 2009 6:01 am
Last Updated:May 18, 2009 3:24 am
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you know it was only recently that I did a blog on jealousy, and I find myself saying it again !! I mean come on guys get a life ffs.....well this is in response to my recent banning and everybody knows the creep who is responsible,thank GOD most "normal" people told this creep where to jump but what I find intolerable is that certain creeps get their jollies off, bringing useless and incorrect information into the room about certain people, that is unacceptable so let's get the record straight for those that heard the "incorrect version"

1) Yes I DO have a criminal record but that was when I was younger, and in my tear-away days and for nothing serious either (and don't we all)
2) No social services have NEVER been called to my house or nor have I EVER been reported to them either
3) Hunnymarsh did NOT take pity on me, it was the other way round she lived in MY house after I took her in following a dispute with her ex and she ended up living at MY house for well over a year rent fookin free as she didn't work
4) I did NOT send any text calling forest anorexic (or whatever this text was supposed to say).............and NO-ONE has ever seen this damn bloody text anyway !!!!
4) I am not a violent alkie ,I drink yes I will not deny that but everybody who knows me ALSO knows I do not drink in the week only at weekends and have been doing that for nearly 8 months now and in saying that you may as well call all of Local Adult Companion an alkie (GEEEZZZZ)
5) as for ella well well well you see that is a story that I will tell you but it also involves another member who was slated off by ella big time and that certain member was the one trying to fight ella too and this creep that reported me wasn't even there !!!
6) I am NOT a masseur or an escort ( I bloody wish I was earning that kinda money) I am a pharmacist and a union officer, feel free to check it out, I have more diploma's and degree's under my belt than most of Local Adult Companion..

now hope that cleared it all up.......or at least most of it, so next time that creeps decide to blast a personal attack on ANY member my advice would be.........GET YOUR FOOKIN FACTS STRAIGHT

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old and loving it...are you ?
Posted:May 9, 2009 2:19 am
Last Updated:May 13, 2009 6:43 am
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I would never trade my amazing friends, my wonderful life, my loving family for less gray hair or a flatter belly. As I've aged, I've become kinder to myself, and less critical of myself. I've become my own friend. I don't chide myself for eating that extra cookie, or for not making
my bed, or for buying that silly cement gecko that I didn't need, but looks so avante garde on my patio. I am entitled to a treat, to be messy, to be extravagant.

I have seen too many dear friends leave this world too soon; before they understood the great freedom that comes with aging.

Whose business is it if I choose to read or play on the computer until4 AM and sleep until noon? I will dance with myself to those wonderful tunes of the 60 &70's, and if I, at the same time, wish to weep over a lost love... I will.

I will walk the beach in a swim suit that is stretched over a bulging body, and will dive into the waves with abandon if I choose to, despite the pitying glances from the jet set.

They, too, will get old.
I know I am sometimes forgetful.
But there again, some of life is just as well forgotten. And I eventually remember the important things.

Sure, over the years my heart has been broken. How can your heart not break when you lose a loved one, or when a suffers, or even when somebody's beloved pet gets hit by a car? But broken hearts are what give us strength and understanding and compassion. A heart never broken is pristine and sterile and will never know the joy of being imperfect.

I am so blessed to have lived long enough to have my hair turning gray, and to have my youthful laughs be forever etched into deep grooves on my face.
So many have never laughed, and so many have died before their hair could turn silver.

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we all fall down..
Posted:Apr 30, 2009 11:24 am
Last Updated:May 5, 2009 10:52 am
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And yes we all do, we all make mistakes, and we all try and carry on as best we can ,typical example is......trying to write this blog half cocked and spell check took me back 5 times on the first freaking line NOT GOOD..so i ask myself......hmmm fox what is going on here? I dunno says master right.bad thing this...world is shit or dying?, hmmmm let me think now...shall i give up? nahhh done too much to get me where I am........so I can't sink so where does that leave me.........in a quagmire...........one day my friend ...one FREAKING day
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A whole load of daggs
Posted:Mar 30, 2009 7:44 am
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2009 11:27 am
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Dear guvnor of aus-tra-liaaa,

Today I received some rather distressing news and I feel terrible
you see I was talking to a mate called musc, about his new lady friend called linda, (I did have a strange feeling about Linda) and as we were getting acquainted to the joys of linda, a topic came up that linda has no "daggs"......now this was such an awful thing to hear as I felt I really got to know this linda so as you can imagine I was shocked, do all the linda's have no daggs ?? so I advised my friend that I will be giving linda a miss on account that she is "daggless" and set upon a quest to search further afield for someone with "daggs" and I came across a beauty of a specimen (which actually hails from the good'ol US of A) called ethel , now ethel you see was a bull now you might think it's a tad strange coming from a linda to an ethel but times are hard and we can't be too fussy in today's climate so I mentioned ethel to my good friend musc and SHOCK HORROR DOODALY POO......another daggless ethel !!!!
sooo mr.guvnor of aus-tra-liaaaa are all the linda's sheila's and ethel's dagless? or just the one's that I saw?

RSVP : The Daggs appreciation society

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jealousy hmmmmmm
Posted:Mar 15, 2009 4:26 am
Last Updated:Jun 9, 2013 1:23 am
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This morning I had the unfortunate dilemma of being accused of something horrible in the room by a couple... they then threatened me and my job and my home, this is unacceptable and will not be tolerated Ive taken the necessary steps in making sure that my employers will be informed of the situation and so therefore they will have measures in place in case this horrid pair do try, such a shame that this should take place but there are all kinds of peeps in the world and I have no place in my life for this kind of jealous set up and that is all it is as the guy was once after me what a sad state of affairs

love you all
mwahhhh
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kibris.....here i cum
Posted:Mar 11, 2009 10:04 am
Last Updated:May 22, 2024 10:36 pm
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When the summer time is upon us ..I will be making my annual pilgrimage to north Cyprus...where I am known as the crazee ladeee lmao (wonders why !!! ) so booked two weeks in the sun with my friends who live there and will come home all tanned and rested but like last time I will be bringing a lappy and cam so you can all wave hello from miserable England ha ha ha ....
mwahhhhh X

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OHHHHH another ball....
Posted:Mar 10, 2009 12:21 pm
Last Updated:Mar 30, 2009 7:26 am
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well have been invited to hang around with me 'omies at a fantasy ball in east London...and I thought about time I bought another outfit, so trawled the usual suspect stores and came upon this beauty, never had a policeman's outfit before ....so I ordered it and by the time I put it all together it should be smashing lol...be prepared to be arrested

mwahhhhh

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to the very few genuine peeps
Posted:Feb 14, 2009 6:11 am
Last Updated:Mar 1, 2009 8:22 am
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It's valentine's day....... hmmmm

so where shall we start...kudos to those that have a wife/husband/lover......but to the rest of us who haven't ,don't know about each individual, but I am speaking from my heart...I do not want a guy who wants to notch up the "great missfoxee" on his bedpost and chalk it up as a plus point....I do not want a guy who thinks because I am bi-sexual "it would be good to get so-and -so together in the sack.again notching up more brownie points.whatever happened to "I like you, will you be my GF?" kinda convo.......basically whatever happened to LOVE.....such a shame and what a predicament to pass down to my when the adults are behaving like something out of the zoo..........cuss me all you want........but I will not make a mistake and be used for sex.......that is not in me.....I am a mother who has been through hell and back.........so don't take me for a ride to score points as I will refuse

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(The Fox does the world) part quatre..... still likes to fly !
Posted:Jan 20, 2009 9:57 am
Last Updated:May 31, 2011 7:07 pm
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Soon mio carrissimo.
I will be taking my regular trip to Naples and will be bringing back some planters dry roasted peanuts (in big fooking tubs) AND my tuna lunch packs (in the new smocked hickory flavaa )in approx 2 weeks time
I trust you will all be good till I get back

mwahhhhhness
The Fox XXX
**** update **** sorry i forgot to mention my friend who will be growing the damn peanuts himself ffs (sowweeee rick)

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