To all my loyal viewers
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Posted:Jan 21, 2011 7:37 pm
Last Updated:Jan 21, 2020 4:48 pm
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I'm not talking about the ones visiting this blog, it's too new for that. I'm talking about viewers of my profile. You know who you are. You look at my profile on a near daily basis. Got to be somewhere around twenty or more of you. The funny thing is you're almost always either way too far away to hook up with me, too old, or both. I'm not saying stop! Feel free to keep looking! I'm just curious to know why you do it? Lack of information makes my imagination go crazy, and I've imagined some really weird things about you people because you won't fill in the blanks for me.  Some of you are premium members but I have never been contacted. I even try to have the IM program running when I can, but no pages. I know this is supposed to be a sex site, but I don't need to have sex with all of you (not that it wouldn't hurt ), a good conversation about other stuff can be quite enjoyable! We could bitch about the bitter cold weather here in MI or lament on the latest sorry excuse that is our Detroit Lions. I suppose that last one might fall into the realm of masochism, but I digress.
Bottom line, I don't get out much. I'm more comfortable chatting online than elsewhere anyway. Please just keep in mind I have a weird sense of humor, and I almost never intentionally mean to offend people I talk to. So if you start to feel I'm doing so, let me know so I can clarify that whatever I said was a joke, sarcasm, or whatever.
Thank you for your time, and we now return you to your regularly scheduled viewing.
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Why am I here? Why are YOU here?
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Posted:Jan 18, 2011 3:41 pm
Last Updated:Jan 18, 2011 6:16 pm
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I try not to be judgemental on this site since it is so geared toward satisfying individual sexual desires. I mean, who am I to say that someone's interest in geriatric German grandmas spanking Spanish men is wrong? (I salute anybody getting that reference) If it gets you off and doesn't injure other people, go for it baby! But once in a while I run into a bit of "I'm better than you" attitude that I just have to point out and say "are you serious!"
Today I was looking over a few of the profiles of people that viewed me.(key point in this story) And I click on one that has a rather hot lady in the profile photo. I was fairly amazed when I read the following line in there:
"...we're not interested In non paying members! If you wont spend the money? Why are you here."
Uh, you looked at me lady. And it's fairly obvious before you click on my profile (or any other for that matter) if I'm a paid member or not. And I'm not. Would I like to be? Hell yes! Why aren't I? I'd rather my wife did not see the charge on our account. Not to mention there's that whole needing to pay mortgages and utilities and food thing. So I'm sorry I can't be serious enough about sex for your tastes.
Does being a paid member have it's perks? Yes. I built up points and traded them for a month of silver. But I'm not gonna fret much about it going away. I have real life priorities. Besides, there are plenty of things that Standard members can do around here that make Local Adult Companion the best I've seen. Most other sites don't let standard members view any profiles or use chat rooms, or have access to an instant messenger. Perhaps that is where this user needs to go? That way they can be safe in the knowledge that the peasants with no money will not bother them.
Final point. I wonder if this user graces other social networking sites such as facebook or twitter? Probably not, they're free to join with no paid option for them to feel superior about. So, here's to you, ms. "I'm better than you because I paid to be here."   
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Recollections of no sex in da U.P.
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Posted:Jan 17, 2011 8:54 pm
Last Updated:Jan 15, 2020 5:45 pm
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I've been getting a few profile views lately from people in Michigan's Keweenaw Peninsula. (For those not in the midwest, that area is on the west end of the Upper Peninsula.) It got me to thinking about my days there as a student at Michigan Tech. Now, I don't know if this is still true, but back when I was there the male to female ratio was roughly 3 to 1. This was not a school to attend if getting hot dates was a major objective. Still, I suppose I was like many a high school grad heading off to college, hoping I could get some cute coed to visit my dorm room so I could show her the real "brick dick" on campus. (inside joke for Tech people)
As it turned out, my stay at school there was just as sexless as high school. Want to know the difference between my dorm room and a monastery? My dorm room had a mini fridge. I know I wasn't alone in this. There was a t-shirt at the time, probably inspired by sexual frustration, that listed the top ten reasons Tech girls were like Lake Superior. I don't recall all ten, but a couple were "Lake Superior won't fit in my loft either", "They both swallow seamen", and "both have waves you can ride." Really not fair, since I don't think the girls I saw were fatter on average than other places.
I did have female friends, but for one reason or another nothing ever happened between us. And one of them even made me swear off ever finding a mate for quite a while. Let me tell you about three of them. I'll use screen names to protect identities.
"Cowlover" (don't ask, I don't know nor want to know) was the first friend I made at school. She was basically everything I wasn't personality wise. Very outgoing, boisterous, somewhat adventurous, and liked parties. She and I hung out with the same group of people most nights. And I would like to think that during our time in the same space we were about as close as two people could get without sex being in the picture. It simply wasn't going to be in the picture because for much of the time I knew her, she had a boyfriend. We'll call him "Davey." You know you have a trusted relationship with someone when they will share details of their sexual encounters. CL did that with me. Told me one day that Davey was mad at her because the night before she had wrapped her legs around him to prevent him from pulling out at orgasm. I also went with her to the police station one night as moral support when she went to make a statement about a guy at a frat party that took advantage of her when she was passed out. (I don't recall the particulars other than she knew it was happening but knew she did not consent) Where was Davey? Couldn't handle that chore for some reason. Coupling those two incidents together (and a few I've omitted) I wasn't really surprised when their marriage broke up years later.Oh was my wife unhappy that day! Said CL was looking to make up for lost opportunities or something like that. I denied it then, but she probably had a point. Haven't seen CL since.
"Ice Queen": Not even a screen name, I only knew her before chat rooms started taking off. CL coined the term, which I thought was odd at first because the two were roomies in school. Anyway, IQ must have been my way of scoring the popular chick by proxy since she was CL's roomie and close friend. She was more like me in that she was kind of quiet and bright. We started getting closer in our 2nd year at school. And I was thrilled when she agreed to do a double date with me, CL and Davey. Our evening included dinner at a Chinese restaurant and then a dance at the student union. I was so excited, I was oblivious to whatever was going on in IQ's head at dinner. I thought it was going fairly well. We got to the dance. I was having a great time. I slow danced with a girl for the first time! If IQ was even casually observant, she had to have caught the raging hard on in my pants. Maybe that's why she did what she did next? What did she do? Left the dance. Said she couldn't keep going. It was like I was in some sort of bad romantic comedy movie! You know what was even funnier? The fact that we managed to patch things up later. She knew how hurt I was by the whole thing. Our friendship lasted another year, we even went out once or twice, but I was never able to get past the holding hands phase with her. When I tried in my ever so geeky way to encourage something more (I left her a coupon good for one kiss from me) she shut it down. I spent the rest of the year avoiding her in the dorm hallways and cafeteria. Somewhere in one of my drawers at home is my old wallet. Inside are the tickets to the dance we went to. It was a reminder to never get involved with a woman again.
"Snipe" was a girl I knew the last few years at Tech. I really only mention her now as a "are you blind!" moment. Sweet girl, large frame, probably as tall as I am. I would have hated to have played against her in girls basketball. Kinda reminded me of CL personality wise except more grounded. She'd join in on role playing games (the geek kind, not the adult kind) and was just fun to hang around with. But I was fresh off of being burned by the Ice Queen and had absolutely no desire at the time to see if I could have a successful relationship with Snipe.
So there you go. One dateless wonder's experiences in the Keweenaw. Maybe some time I'll relate my, for lack of a better word, experiences with gay guys back then. No sex involved, just some culture clashing.
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Sexual dreams that really arent
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Posted:Jan 6, 2011 7:58 pm
Last Updated:May 26, 2024 10:39 pm
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I have the 'privilege' of being on an anti-depressant. The good thing is, I don't want to cry anymore for no real reason or wish myself dead. There are some not so hot aspects such as lowered libido.(sometimes anyway, right now none of you out there look fuckable ) and then there are the flat out weird things like really vivid dreams. I don't always remember them, but when I do it is so like being awake it is almost scary. Last night, I had what could best be described as a sex related dream, not wet. I was playing with myself when I notice a couple of lesions on the head of my penis. I then proceed to squeeze the area and a semi-solid pus comes out, off white, maybe half an inch long. And yet, even in my dream world I am unable to get too upset or freak out about it. I remember my reaction was more along the lines of "oh great!"
When I think about it, it's actually as close to an erotic dream as I can ever recall. Would you believe that at 39 years old that I have never had a wet dream? I you not! Evidently I have always given myself enough pleasure during the day that my body never felt the need to go on without me.
Evidently, my body is willing to go to bed without me, so I'll leave it there for the night. Bye.
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Is it wrong for me to have standards here?
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Posted:Jan 5, 2011 8:39 pm
Last Updated:Jan 15, 2020 5:48 pm
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Particularly ones that have to do with weight? Hello, by the way. I figured I should start up some blogging here to give people more of a picture of me.
Back to my point. I'm the first to admit that I'm not a small man. 6'1" and around 250lbs is not a lightweight. But I'm nowhere near the fatness level one sees on shows like "Biggest Loser." I've just got a bit of a belly. I've stated in my profile that if I was going to hook up with someone that I don't want to be the lightest in the room. In my mind it doesn't seem to be unreasonable, but I can't help but think it's turning people off to be judgmental about the weight of others when I am not in the 'normal' range myself.
I can't change my mind though. My dear wife, I'm afraid, is going to leave me a widower because she will not deal with her weight. I'm basically not even allowed to bring this subject up with her. When we shared the same doctor, we'd schedule appointments together for convenience. She would refuse to let the nurse tell her what the scale said. The last time, I managed to sneak a peek at the scale. 375lbs for a woman that is 5'10"! And I just know it has gone up since then. She was heavy when we met, but I just kind of dismissed it because she had so many other wonderful qualities. Now, however, the stakes are much higher with a and a small business dependent on her health.
So what do you think? Is my weight requirement reasonable?
Thanks for reading.
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