It's An Art Form - 23
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Posted:Jul 25, 2007 7:42 am
Last Updated:Jul 28, 2007 5:30 am
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This post is not to offend anyone, but this is simply my likes and dislikes. It is not intended to attack anyone.
I like tasteful profile pictures. Face shots are nice, because you get to see what they look like, (If that is truly their pic). I detest cock shots (hard or soft), and pussy shots and lets not forget the assHOLE shot, even the combo pussy and asshole shot just make me turn my head.. Breasts pics are less offensive to me. Even a nice set of pecs will grab my attention. When I was looking at a lot of profile pics for sex reasons the ones that caught my attention were the ones that showed close ups of the eyes, or a sexy smile. Yes, it was the face shots that grabbed me and took me in. The last two men I dated from the site, didn’t even have profile pictures.
I don’t know about anyone else, but in my experience men with huge peckers usually don’t take the time to learn how to use it, so seeing a huge hard whopper of a dick has never attracted me.
I like pics that grab my attention or give me an appreciation of the art form it is in.
When I was in college, I took a sculpture class and I loved to sculpt naked people. My instructor sent a book home with me so I could study bone structure and muscle tones. He encouraged me to draw the photos in the book so that I would learn what I needed to make my sculptures more realistic. My would clasp their hands over their mouth and say, “Ooooo Mommies drawing naughty pictures!” I explained to them that there is a difference between art and naughty. The human body is one of God’s most beautiful pieces of art. To me, my art is beautiful, and even though some of my pieces are of a man and a woman together, they are tender and loving. One of my sculptures show nipples, but no others display any genitals, and some show no facial features. I’ll take pictures one day.
I once tried to sculpt a gargoyle, but it ended up looking like a fallen angel. The clay I liked the most was black, the down fall is that it is not water proof and could not be fired. I sculpted a beautiful mermaid, but the humidity of the swamp coolers got that best of that one and I ended up throwing it away. I don’t think I have many of my sculptures left. This community is vastly Mormons, and some of the narrow minded Mormons in my class would huff at my naked sculptures. That was even more encouragement to do them. (I’m Mormon, just not practicing).
I took a water color class for one semester. The photo I chose to paint was a lady in which dress draped down her back and she was turned to expose a breast. It was a tasteful photo and I was doing a hell of a job on it, but my teacher nagged me and nagged me about it. “The nose isn’t right, the eyes don’t look realistic, the mouth is wrong…” One Monday I left the lady painting at home and brought in a wilderness scene I spent the weekend painting. She praised that painting. I know, just know she ragged me because she didn’t like the content of my painting. But you know what? I fucking hate to paint now. If she would have encouraged me instead of nagging me because of her beliefs, I probably would love to painting.
Here are some profile pics I feel are artistic.
covetthedragon
covetthedragon
verriberri
verriberri
bad_assed_witch
PlethOfCalipygia
PlethOfCalipygia
HartofanAngel
HartofanAngel
LustySlaveKitten
LustySlaveKitten
redswallow777
MoJoriding
MoJoriding
What type of profile pics do you like to see?
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Love - 24
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Posted:Jul 24, 2007 10:18 am
Last Updated:Jul 26, 2007 8:04 am
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Love Stinks!
Love is beautiful
Love is dirty
Love is pure
Love hurts
Love sooths
Love - I cant live without it
Love is my heartbeat
Love is my breath
Love is my cure
Love is in me
Love is confusing
Love is clear
Love is trust
Love is communication
When you truly love there is forgiveness for mistakes
When you truly love all others are forbidden
When you truly love there is no selfishness
When you truly love you forgive
When you truly love you listen
When you truly love you talk
When you truly love you crave them
When you truly love you hate to be apart
When you truly love you appreciate
When you truly love you treasure
When you truly love you cherish
When you truly love you miss
When you truly love you admire
When you truly love you desire
When you truly love you love so deeply it touches your soul
I truly love!
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Buzzzzzed - 25
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Posted:Jul 23, 2007 7:33 am
Last Updated:Jul 26, 2007 4:45 pm
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We stayed up all night drinking. We are both light weights. Five beers and we are both buzzed pretty good. While he was at work I had a couple of beers with a friend. I stopped drinking because, out of respect for him, I didn’t want to be drunk when he got home. He arrived home and we had dinner. He suggested we drink and kill the 20 pack that was chilling in the fridge. “Sounds like a party to me.” I tell him.
There was a time when there would be a party here every weekend. Sometimes we partied Thursday, Friday and Saturday. When we started the remodel of my house I brought a case of beer home each night for the construction workers, who stayed and partied with me. For my 40th birthday party I personally bought four cases of beer in a bottle (I don’t like canned beer) a bottle of Parrot Bay and Kahlua. Thirty people came to celebrate with me and most of them brought at least a twelve pack or more. We filled the washing machine with beers and ice and kept it full. Can you believe that we ran out of beer that night and had to make a few beer runs? We grilled hamburgers and hotdogs. I bought 80 hamburger patties and about 48 hot dogs. All the food was gone too!
Anyway, Saturday night my boyfriend and I sat out on the back porch drinking the night away. The sun came up when we finally finished our last beer. Yes, we killed the full twenty. Needless to say we were both trashed. He is way more talkative and funny as hell. I am much gigglier. The stayed up with us. They love it when I get drunk. I think it was about 5:30 ‒ 6:00am when we decided to go to bed.
We made love and crashed in each others arms. We were exhausted. We woke up about four hours later and I made breakfast, (sausage, eggs, and toast). Then he went to his side job. It took effort to do EVERYTHING yesterday! LOL
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Unjust! - 26
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Posted:Jul 22, 2007 1:37 pm
Last Updated:Aug 2, 2007 7:24 am
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“FUUUUUCKKKKK!” I growl from the bathroom. I walk into the bedroom.
“What’s the matter, Baby?”
“My fucking period!”
“Well, Baby, you were two days late!”
“What?”
”Yes, you were supposed to start on the 20th.”
“What day is it?”
“The 22nd.”
“It’s just unfair.”
I lie in his arms and cry. It’s gonna be an emotional fucked up few days. I just don’t understand why we are cursed with the god damned periods. When I come face to face with my maker, I want answers!!!
Guys, do you keep track of your ladies menstrual cycles?
Girls, do your guys pay that much attention?
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Sexciting - 27
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Posted:Jul 21, 2007 7:39 pm
Last Updated:Jul 26, 2007 8:01 am
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We have had some rain lately. With it came lightning and thunder. I love the storms. I sat on the back porch while the sky lit up and the thunder rocked the valley.
Such power, such beauty, such a turn on!
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Life on Vicodin - 28
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Posted:Jul 20, 2007 10:43 am
Last Updated:Jul 22, 2007 1:20 pm
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Have you ever tried to remember the events of a day that you were on Vicodin or some other narcotics?
I had my tooth pulled yesterday, and about 11:30 I took one of my Vicodin. I got the giggles while I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. Then I was tired and wanted to nap. But first I was hungry and had to eat. What the hell? I want food before I sleep? Okay. I eat two bowls of cereal. My got my attention before I went to sleep and told me his throat hurt. Shit. I told him he has strep and he needs to get to the doc today. I call the doc and they can get him in at 1:30. Finally, I was able to lie down to nap, but had only an hour and a half before I had to take my to the doc.
My alarm goes off and he is up already getting ready. I take him to the doc, and yep, it’s strep. He didn’t want the shot in the hip, so he took the prescription. We went to Walgreens to get his meds. We had a nice visit with each other. We got home and it was about time for another Vicodin. Woooo what a trip.
We have three dogs. Jade, the mother and two of her daughters from two different litters, Puppy and Baby Girl. Jade is Australian Lab mix, while her daughters are mixed with the stray breeds Jade picked up. She’s such a . My has a dog, Copper. Copper is a light copper color and has Pit in him, and some other mutt mix.
Yesterday I walked out of the house and Copper and Puppy were stuck together. I was grossed out. Then I found out that Copper and Puppies mother, Jade, had been stuck together earlier in the week. Okay, Okay, I know I should have had those three bitches fixed, but I didn’t. The girl dogs don’t seem to be in heat. Can they get pregnant if they are not in heat?
After they got unstuck Puppy came running over to me and wanted to rub her nasty ass up against me. I was grossed out. Then here comes Copper wanting to rub himself up against me. I was still grossed out. My says to Copper, “Don’t even come to me, I told you to stay away from those bitches! You nasty dog!”
My boyfriend comes home from his second job or was it his first? I know he went to both jobs yesterday.
As much as I can remember we had dinner and watched a movie called The Prestige. I was sooo out of it from my third Vicodin that I could not pay attention to the plot. My boyfriend told me to sleep it off, but I was too afraid to sleep. After the movie he fell asleep on the love seat while I did the dishes with my . He was waiting so we could watch another movie. I folded laundry and put some away. I tried one last time, after several attempts to get him awake. Finally, I told him, “Baby, I can’t keep my eyes open any longer. I am going to bed.” He follows me to the bedroom.
I know he wants me, but is worried about me so his attempts to seduce me are feeble. I want him, but I am sooo tired and I fall asleep in his arms.
When the alarm went off this morning, he was hard, and I took a niiiiice ride.
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Broken
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Posted:Jul 19, 2007 10:40 am
Last Updated:Jul 21, 2007 10:34 am
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No cleaning, none of the easy stuff, but they yanked my tooth out of my mouth. Apparently it was broken. He suggested a root canal, but when I freaked out when he came at me with a needle he commented that I am not a candidate for a root canal. He had to numb me like four times before I was completely numb.
Ahhh, hope the vicodin he prescribed me loves me as much as it did when I had my appendectomy.
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Dentist
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Posted:Jul 19, 2007 7:14 am
Last Updated:Jul 19, 2007 10:37 am
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Today is the day. I think all they will do is clean and x-ray. But damn seven years of plaque to scrape off. I have a feeling that by the time they are done with me I'll be even more in the financial hole. I have no insurance. But my boyfriend does have a medical credit card I can use.
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No Shots!
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Posted:Jul 18, 2007 7:42 am
Last Updated:Jul 19, 2007 7:08 am
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“Mom, I don’t want a shot!”
“I know needles are a scary thing, but I guarantee you that you will feel better MUCH faster if you just take the shot!”
“But, I don’t want it!”
”I know, but it will be over sooner than you think and it’s the ONLY meds you will need for this!”
“Oh! I am all tense and it’s gonna hurt worse.”
“Just try to relax. I know that’s easier said than done, but try.”
Nurse: “Okay maybe its best that you lay on your tummy and you’ll have to loosen your jeans so I can get to your hip easier.”
Finally she let the nurse shoot that medication in her. With a moan and a groan it was over.
Nurse: “Watch for difficulty in breathing and rashes. For a rash bring her here if we are open, but difficulty with the breathing, take her to the ER immediately.”
We make it home and immediately she goes to her bedroom. Now and then she sends me a text message asking for this or that. I was in the middle of cooking chicken enchiladas for (2) when (1) sent her last text said, “Come here please.”
I walked in her room and she was breathing hard and said, “My lungs hurt, I can’t breathe.”
“Okay, I’ll get you to the ER. First I need to turn the stove off and go pee and I’ll be back to get you. Hang in there baby, I love you.”
Soon, I return to her room and help her out of bed and hold her up as we come into the living room. My boyfriend walks in and asks what he can do to help. I asked him to carry her to the truck. He loads her in the truck and I climb aboard and fire it up. I think I broke every speed limit law on the way to the hospital.
Arriving at the hospital, I park right in front of the emergency room entrance and tell her I’ll be back. I run through the doors and see a familiar face and tell him I need a wheel chair. He asks if the one in front of him is okay and I say, “Yes, it’s for (1).” And I run back out of the entrance way over to my truck. A hospital employee is hot on my tail. I open the door to the truck and tell her, “Wrap your arms around my neck.” She does as instructed. She trusts me and leans forward as I wrap my arms around her supporting her weight with my arms under her rump. I carried her about three or four feet over to the wheel chair and set her down. The hospital employee grabbed the wheel chair handles and wheeled her in and I went to park the truck.
I had to park way the fuck across the parking lot. I jogged back to the ER entrance and was way winded by the time I got back. Finally, I was by her side again. The nurse was taking her vitals and asking her what was wrong. Her temp was 103º, her heart rate was about 103 beats a minute. Her oxygen was at 100%. Her breathing was fast and hard, but her lungs clear. I could damn near see her heart beating out of her chest.
They hooked her up to an IV and drew blood. They brought water for her to drink. She was given Motrin and Tylenol for the fever. Turns out she was having a reaction, not from the penicillin but from the high fever, AND she was very dehydrated. They pumped two saline bags into her and her urine came back that she was STILL dry.
Her temp dropped and she was finally able to come home. We spent about four hours in the ER, but my baby is alright and does NOT have an allergy to penicillin.
Needless to say, chicken enchiladas will have to wait till tonight. Good thing (2) understands!
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The Good The Bad and The Ugly
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Posted:Jul 17, 2007 4:23 pm
Last Updated:Aug 16, 2013 4:43 am
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My car is acting weird and I am afraid to drive it. I believe and my boyfriend believes the repairs are going to be costly. So we have to wait for a time before we get it fixed. Good thing I have a truck, but it has no air conditioning. The temp is 103º. I’m gonna melt!
I took (2) to her optomitrist today for a progress exam on her vision therapy and she is done. She graduated. We had lunch together and she chose the dinner she wants me to make. Chicken Enchiladas it is. Riding in the truck was not too bad this morning, even around noonish. It was warm, but tolerable.
This afternoon I took (1) to the doctor for a sore throat. Yep, it's strep. She got a shot in the hip and protested, cuz she hates shots, but she survived... kicking and screaming all the way. It was totally miserable riding in the truck this afternoon.
I have a tooth ache which has brought me to look for my very first dentist in over seven years. They can't see me till Thursday and felt bad, but I informed them that I'd just stay intoxicated till then.
A day in the life of DustStormDiva.
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Buzz Kill
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Posted:Jul 16, 2007 7:13 am
Last Updated:Jul 22, 2007 4:00 pm
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If you are hot and heavy in the middle of passion and your . . .
. . . partners cell phone rings and it the ex . . .
. . . and your knocks on the door . . .
. . . and your puts his cold nose on your ass . . .
Does that just ruin the mood? Or do you forget it happened and just continue what you started before?
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The Weekends Here!!!
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Posted:Jul 13, 2007 6:53 pm
Last Updated:Jul 16, 2007 1:49 pm
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Meetings all week. Last day and it lasts five minutes longer. Grueling. It was the longest five minutes of the week.
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Flushed
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Posted:Jul 12, 2007 7:28 am
Last Updated:Jul 15, 2007 1:48 pm
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Have you ever wondered what it is like being flushed down the toilet and ending up in the septic tank?
Odd question, I know, but recently I found out that experience. Before school let out my went to a water park called SunSplash. She told me of this new ride called the Cauldron and explained that it was like being flushed down a toilet. I was intrigued, and a bit of an adrenalin junkie. When I say a “bit” of an adrenalin junkie, I really mean just a very little bit.
Well, the first part of our vacation was spent in Phoenix in a beautiful condo that rested near a rather deserty scene. We went to SunSplash. My boyfriend had never been at a water park and neither had his . Me and my girls get to go every year because my school sends us. We had a blast. When we first got there we split up so my boyfriend and I could go rent a locker and so we let the go and enjoy a ride or two. We told them to meet us back at the entrance of the Lazy River in an hour. Within a half an hour they located us at the lockers and opted to stay with us for the remainder of the day. How cool is that?
(2) ventured away once so she could ride the Cauldron. She said it was the best ride in the water park. During her time in line she heard someone scream, “FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKKK!!!! SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!” The guy she was talking too said, “What was that?” She shrugged her shoulders. Little did she know that it was her own mother as she plummeted down the steep drop off to the half pipe. What a rush, my heart was pounding, and I was talking as fast as each beat of my heart.
After venturing around the park and enjoying the water and the excitement of the rides, we decided that we were going to go down the Cauldron. Nearing the top of the climb I notice that the beginning of the ride is a tube type slide, totally enclosed. Well, I am so extrremely claustrophobic, I already didn’t like it. Not to mention I am a big girl and that tube slide didn’t look real roomy. As soon as you exit the tube, you enter into a huge bowl (toilet) and you swirl around it about three times before you drop into a small 9’ deep pool (septic tank) of freezing cold water.
I told my to go first, and my boyfriend. I wanted him down at the bottom when I got there. My boyfriend went right before I did. When he was done the lifeguard down at the bottom stalled the ride so I could not go when I should have been. I was freaking out thinking that something had happened to him, but I found out later that she was retrieving his hat. Haha
My turn is here and there is a long line behind me. I hold onto the top of the tube and I know I am white knuckling it by now. But my fingers won’t let go, I am so terrified. You go down the tube feet first on your back with your fingers interlaced behind your neck. Finally, after I talk my way through it, I shove off, and the next thing you know I am in the toilet, I feel myself turning upside down and there is NOTHING I can do about it, I just know I DON’T want to hit that septic tank head first. I land in the water and pull myself upright and get to the top.
My daughters, my boyfriend’s and my boyfriend are all waiting for me. I can tell by the look on my boyfriends face that he knows I am terrified. The lifeguard sees it as well, and besides the fact that when I finally was able to take a breath the first word and mind you it was VERY LOUD, was “FUCK!” The lifeguard extends her arm with that little life saving thing, because I know I am not moving no matter how hard I try I am not getting any closer to the steps of the septic. Finally, I am on the steps and she asks me, “Are you okay?”
“I will be after a cigarette, a beer, and maybe a shot and another cigarette!” Another lifeguard had to come over and check me out because I was hyperventilating and crying. I was shaking so bad I could not even hold my weight with my legs.
I will never ever ever go on that ride again.
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