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Chat room players that fuck their way through the room
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Posted:Dec 7, 2014 10:18 am
Last Updated:Dec 3, 2016 5:32 pm
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...Ummmm, Have you ever thought that most of us compare notes? OR you, yourself have a big mouth of your latest conquest?
Your game is LAME BRO !!!! LMAO...and you think you are SO Cool....
You sing this to yourself..hahahhahah....LMAO
You're So VAIN......................
You walked into the party like you were walking onto a yacht
Your hat strategically dipped below one eye
Your scarf it was apricot
You had one eye on the mirror as you watched yourself gavotte
And all the girls dreamed that they'd be your partner
They'd be your partner, and...
You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you
You're so vain, I'll bet you think this song is about you
Don't you? Don't You?
You had me several years ago when I was still quite naive
Well you said that we made such a pretty pair
And that you would never leave
But you gave away the things you loved and one of them was me
I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee
Clouds in my coffee, and...
I had some dreams they were clouds in my coffee
Clouds in my coffee, and...
Well I hear you went up to Saratoga and your naturally won
Then you flew your lear jet up to Nova Scotia
To see the total eclipse of the sun
Well you're where you should be all the time
And when you're not you're with
Some underworld spy or the wife of a close friend
Wife of a close friend, and...
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Instant message TURN OFFS !!!!!!!
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Posted:Dec 7, 2014 9:14 am
Last Updated:May 8, 2016 12:16 pm
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Okay I have had enough of your lame ass instant messages.
I am NOT YOUR BABE
YOU have NO CLUE how to make me CUM OR SQUIRT
I dont need to see YOUR BIG DICK as you already are a BIG DICK
I dont need to see pictures of you banging someone else. Jesus Christ REALLY?
While all of you knights in tarnished armor think its the right thing to do. JUST STOP and attempt to THINK.
WHY do you get deleted? It is because you have NO FUCKING MANNERS.
more to follow.......smh
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Saying they wrong thing.....OOOOOPSsssssssss
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Posted:Nov 11, 2014 12:49 pm
Last Updated:Nov 11, 2014 4:08 pm
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Well, it happens.. you are in conversation with someone new. And a questions gets asked and out of your mouth, over your lips go the WRONG WORDS to describe someone..OOOOOOPSSSSsssss...
*** DISCLAIMER ***
I speak my mind, sharp tongue Life is not full of candy canes and roses..
HEY, you know who you are .......SORRY.......... 
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FAKE PICTURES AND FAT ASSES......................
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Posted:Oct 30, 2014 9:45 am
Last Updated:Feb 19, 2019 9:47 am
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First of all we all wish we were younger...Coulda. woulda , shoulda......
THAT being said....IF, you have a FAT ASS size 26 ASS ..DO NOT post a got damn picture of a size 2 ASS.
As that makes you and ASS when people meet you in real life parties.
Photo shop is a wonderful thing. DONT ABUSE IT. FFS !!!
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LAte night BOOTY call in chat starting at 10PM......LOL
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Posted:Oct 28, 2014 2:39 pm
Last Updated:Sep 27, 2015 6:47 pm
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SMH, it will never cease to amaze me the amount of DICKS that come into chat at 10pm to announce. ANYONE wanna hook up like NOW????
Worse yet is midnight.
Sure you educated wonders and NOT so educated wonders think with your DICK. But, Really???
LMAO.. So, you think we ladies in chat are in there for late night DICKS???
BIG ones. SMALL ones, Curved ones ( they must hurt )....yanno the ones pointing left or right?
It appears that many think they will get laid? So, I picture this..you are at your hotel Alone viewing porn on Local Adult Companion. And then a thought - NO WAIT- your DICK thinks for its self...LOL You then go into chat looking for BOOTY at 10pm???
If, nothing else you clueless wonders are entertaining.....
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He's A SWEET Takin Guy"
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Posted:Oct 15, 2014 9:40 am
Last Updated:Apr 21, 2015 8:19 am
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Sweet talking guy, talking sweet kinda lies**************************
Don't you believe in him, if you do he'll make you cry
He'll send you flowers
And paint the town with another guy
He's a sweet talkin' guy
(Sweet talkin' guy)
But he's my kind of guy
(Sweet talkin' guy)
Sweeter than sugar, kisses like wine
(Oh, he's so fine)
Don't let him under your skin, 'cause you'll never win
(No, you'll never win)
Don't give him love today, tomorrow he's on his way********************************
He's a sweet talkin' guy
(Sweet talkin' guy)
But he's my kind of guy
(Sweet talkin' guy)
Why do I love him like I do
He's a sweet talkin', sweet talkin'
(Sweet talkin', sweet talkin')
Guy
Stay away from him, stay away from him**********************************
Don't believe his lyin'**********************************
No you'll never win, no you'll never win
Loser's in for cryin'
Don't give him love today, tomorrow he's on his way************************
He's a sweet talkin', sweet talkin'
(Sweet talkin', sweet talkin')
Sweet talkin', sweet talkin'
(Sweet talkin')
(Sweet talkin')
Guy
Stay away from him
(Sweet, sweet, sweet talkin' guy)
No, no, no you'll never win
(Sweet, sweet, sweet talkin' guy)
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MEN, please leave your" Hobby phones ON"
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Posted:Sep 20, 2014 9:38 pm
Last Updated:Jun 13, 2016 4:38 pm
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So, lets break this down...you wanna fuck so you have a booty call phone or hobby phone........
You want PUSSY.......a simple text will do wonders......
I left it on the charger at work,,,Nope..poor answer.,.....WTF. C'mon BE more creative........
Like.." I was banging my girlfriend and the fucker went off. boy, was she pissed."
Now, you have TWO Pussies pissed at you.......
Lets hear some good recovery lines MEN........LOL...........
What is the BEST bull shit line you have come up with?????
DO share with the class......!!!!
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Just HOW mad is SHE????????
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Posted:Sep 20, 2014 4:05 pm
Last Updated:Oct 29, 2014 11:51 am
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WHY it is so hard for you MEN to get pussy........
COMMUNICATION: It takes ONE simple TEXT, email, CALL to let her know- sorry
plans changed. WHEN you agreed to MEET UP. Before the day of the Meeting.
And even HOURS before said meeting.
SERIOUSLY and you guys think you will get LAID?
It TAKES A LOT OF GROVELING to make up for your SHIT HEAD MIX UPS.
FLOWERS MAY help in the next meeting as that tells US you put SOME thought into WHY you were a SHIT HEAD to begin with,,,,,,,,,,,,,
** Remember SHE WHO has the pussy WINS * DUDE CODE 101......
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5 Deadly TERMS USED by A WOMAN:
1) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when she
knows she is right and you need to shut-up.
2) NOTHING: Means Something & you need to be WORRIED.
3) GO AHEAD: this is a DARE. not permission, do not do it.
4) WHATEVER: A woman's way of saying SCREW YOU.
5) THAT'S OKAY: SHE is thinking long and hard on how and when
you will pay for your mistake.
BONUS WORD: WOW !
THIS is not a compliment. She's amazed that one person could be
so stupid.
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Hot Blooded Sicilians can get a tad cranky if not gentle carressed !!!!!!!!
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Posted:Sep 7, 2014 12:34 pm
Last Updated:Jun 14, 2016 12:18 am
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Sharing this from one of my Sicilian sites.......
"Don't mess with a Sicilian woman .like trying to give a mountain lion a bubble bath ! I would rather throw down with a 230 lb 6'2 man than be on the wrong side of an angry Italian or especially Sicilian woman "
And that was from a GUY>.......LMAO.......
WE, are fabulous lovers...so why piss us off????? hahahha
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funny emails , one liners and such....
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Posted:Nov 8, 2013 4:36 am
Last Updated:Jan 2, 2015 7:58 pm
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Then you don't fucking know me at all. Say hello, nobody says anything. Say that to get a response. Go on e freaking harmony then dumb ass. Nice, judge someone! Fucking typical!am IM comvo////
"sorry dear never said any thing about a snarky as U said ??? But I did mention about U being a fake.... So go an have another DRINK.... Jack ASS Fake !!!! Thanx ED "
** nice email huh?"
" Hi, I am a trucker and I am 2 hrs away from where you live.We can meet at the local truck stop to fuck."
** You think he would have fed me at the greasy spoon>>>> hmmmm ....**
" Your hand is blocking my cock in the picture."
** really? I have small hands...LMAO........**
" I brought my hair dryer"
**YES I got to mess the Famous Hair in PERSON hahahahahha ******
Thank you V.. !!
" If, you dont want to fuck at my house IF its OKAY with either your boy friend or husband, We can fuck in the comfort of your own bed."
**Hmmm, just say NO-** hahahaha
" I own my on construction business and my wife is a DR, But, I only pay $40.00 for a hotel room."
**I wonder if, the fleas, and God know what was extra???**
" I can HOST as my girlfriend just had a baby and works nights"
** Oh, yeah, now that's a really good idea....NOT**
" I can HOST but, it has to be before my gets of the school bus at 2PM and my wife home at 5PM."
** Yes, I lectured him on the safety of his family an the wackos on this site...seriously???**
I also love the ones that block you as they cant handle the truth!!!!
Look I know my s/n it kind of catchy But, one more " I can make you cum"
will just get added to the delete file........
" Let's fuck in the parking lot."
**Yeah, great idea with all the security cameras around.***
" Text me and lets talk."
** I missed that memo...**
" You need to have a health certificate as I don't wear condoms."
** Seriously, you know all the cocks that the pussies had before you fucked them.?**
And besides you can print anything off the internet..DUH !!!
As IF, you THOUGHT you heard them all...I just got this beauty:
"Not crazy just wanna cum in your mouth and suck your pussy "
**MY reply ****IF, men emailed intelligently they may actually meet someone.Though since the vast majority think with their fucking DICK. Your mail gets deleted.***********
*****OH , yeah that took some real thought for that one.....****
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