pissing in the wind but i don't care
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Posted:Feb 17, 2018 8:45 am
Last Updated:Feb 17, 2018 9:06 am
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M E T H U S E L A H
If you should come across this site
but it doesn't seem quite right
yet too tempting a delight
just fucking turn right
keep going take flight
maybe fly a kite
don't be tempted to bite
you see it ain't all quite right
nor bright
just shite
please do call the fakery & waste toxic detection squad (F & W T D S) for helpful assistance ...remember, keep your distance! & let the experts deal with it, okay.
UNIT 4 - Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick & Titch (Dozy is taking a sickie the lazy lying bastard)
17.02.2018
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Around the World
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Posted:Apr 14, 2017 8:25 am
Last Updated:Apr 26, 2018 9:39 am
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Dr.Martens
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Posted:Apr 9, 2017 7:25 am
Last Updated:Apr 27, 2018 10:55 am
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My beautiful Dr.Martens which i have in three different colours but i only need one shoe because i only have one fucking leg so my question is this ...what the fuck do i do with the spare one i don't need ? (or in this particular case a spare three)
answers on a postcard to this address
Methuselah
somewhere in a desert
somewhere hot
somewhere land
somewhere
BLOG 11 by Methuselah on Sunday 9 April 2 0 I 7
fucking hell it's warm today 
my phantom leg is itching and i'm most irritated
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a curious thing
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Posted:Apr 4, 2017 12:24 pm
Last Updated:Apr 4, 2017 12:32 pm
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bi-curious (again)
makes me furious (why?)
i'm just curious
and don't wanna be furious (not again)
not even serious (joker)
nevertheless
when confronted with the bi-curious (so many)
my chances become ludicrous (zero)
& then of course don't mention the spurious !! (fucking hell fire)
and so i become incurious (logical conclusion)
blog 10 image and text by Methuselah (a talent for the creative)
Tuesday 4 April 2017 ...\8
F U C K I N G F U B A R
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A Metaphor
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Posted:Mar 19, 2017 12:59 pm
Last Updated:Mar 19, 2017 1:16 pm
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11,000,000 cows in the UK & one flying pig, the pig is confused fat & ugly and is scared of flying and wants to be on the ground and socialising with the cows but the cows don't take any notice and are clearly having none of it. Some are mad cows, some are ignorant or just don't give a fuck, some cows are fake cardboard cutouts! The cows are not very impressed with the pig and most of the cows seem happy to eat the green grass and lick each other. Meanwhile, the poor pig is floating ever further away & no matter how much grunting and squealing the fat fucker does nothing will change the fact the pig is bacon!
The Ninth Blog by Methuselah
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Hired Gun
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Posted:Mar 16, 2017 9:49 am
Last Updated:Feb 17, 2018 7:45 am
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This site should pay me because I seem to be rooting out the non-genuine and fraudulent amongst us, how come they have a British location on their profiles and all seem to be in Ghana !?
When I question this they suddenly disappear and their account becomes deactivated so what the fuck is going on !?
Maybe Ghana's a good place to live, I don't know - but if the management here wanna hire and pay me I seem to be pretty good at finding plenty of suspicious people on here, at last ...I've found something I'm good at on this site
it's a wonderful life
I am Methuselah & this is my eighth blog
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curiosity killed the cat
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Posted:Mar 15, 2017 9:58 am
Last Updated:Mar 15, 2017 10:04 am
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They ought to rename this site for the bisexually curious because that's the recurring theme I see on the few profiles online that seem available here, if you're a man forget it!
...''I'm looking for girly action blah blah blah can't you fucking read blah blah blah.'' Isn't a lesbian site available out there?
I'm naturally inquisitive just like the cat, but these people have no time for idle chit chat, it's very frustrating and the choice is already limited.
Does conversation actually take place on here? Of the few women who have had the manners to reply its been limited to words I can count on my hands rather than whole fucking sentences and progressing on anything more than a word or sentence seems a forlorn hope.
Curiosity killed the cat and seems true of conversation on here too unless it exists in some quiet dark corner, they should rename this site AdultXXXDate for curious bisexuals who have no time for men blah blah.com
Meeeeeow ...\8
(Note: for the two women (so far) who said "why don't you fuck off if you don't like it" and then so kindly blocked me before I had a chance to reply ...my answer is -I've fucking paid money so unless I get a fucking refund I'm staying here for better or worse & because I've paid that also entitles me to complain if I so wish)
Meeeeeeow ?*
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Morally Bankrupt
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Posted:Mar 13, 2017 4:55 am
Last Updated:Mar 13, 2017 11:08 am
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I would like to test the water before plunging in and so pose this question,
I'm thinking of starting a group on here called The Adolf Hitler Appreciation Society, firstly would such a thing be frowned upon and not permitted?
secondly, if it were allowed would I receive any membership?
would such a group and membership (if allowed to exist) constitute an all time low even by this site's standards
and am I morally bankrupt ...\8
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parting the red sea
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Posted:Mar 12, 2017 8:06 am
Last Updated:Mar 12, 2017 11:17 am
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I'm beginning to realise just how difficult a task it's going to be getting a real fucking conversation with a genuine woman on here. No less than a miracle of biblical proportions might be needed, I'd stand more chance of parting the red fucking sea.
Why is the task so demandingly impossible?
I don't fucking know
maybe everything about this site is counterfeit
I don't know
What are the odds for finding life on another planet, better I think than finding intelligent life on here.
I can only satisfy myself on here by ranting away on these blogs which gives me a crumb of satisfaction but I'm quite sure and resigned to the fact nothing else will come of my time in this lunatic asylum for the sexually demented.
I shall practice my magic tricks and hope all goes well, I was kicked out of the magic circle and banned from performing when I had an unfortunate mishap with a rabbit in one of my routines, please don't ask ...I don't wanna talk about it anymore, suffice to say, I can never work with animals again ! 
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A Solitary Pursuit
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Posted:Mar 11, 2017 8:03 am
Last Updated:Apr 6, 2017 11:08 am
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masturbation
is good recreation
it's not creation
for population
but in certain situations
with some imagination
& the right location
in isolation
it's not a violation
to have some stimulation
w a n k e r
they call it masturbation
masturbate
masturbation/masturbator/masturbatory/wanker ...\8
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The Grotesque
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Posted:Mar 10, 2017 6:11 am
Last Updated:Mar 10, 2017 12:53 pm
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How the fuck does a woman put a cock in her mouth? I'd never do that, even if I was a woman who liked men I'd never put that thing in my mouth because when all said and done a mans cock is grotesque looking!!
And yet all i see in the comments on girls images are cocks, most are impossibly large and erect like porn star cocks, some flaccid and comically distasteful in a very sad misguided manner. Either way, they don't look too damn good to me in vulgar technicolour close-up and some tasteful women (if not all) seem to agree often complaining they wanna see a face picture and not a cock shot. But then of course you have the question of hypocrisy to answer, you see most women on this site present us with their tits and then have the audacity to complain we only look at their fucking tits, well don't use your tits has your fucking main profile image and if you do then don't dare complain about idiot men doing the same thing with their ugly appendage hard or flaccid. (why on earth would anyone wanna show a picture of a floppy and tiny dick, they must inhabit some strange otherworldly planet where any sense of dignity doesn't exist) I know it's a fucking sex site but for Christ sake ...a floppy dick!! no thanks.
The same applies to women who display their cunt in vivid close-up, I don't think that looks very appealing although it can be said more than likely a true reflection of who you might be talking too, a cunt.
I am not immune to revealing myself but try to make an effort and pose the image more artistically and aesthetically pleasing to the observer, I also place those images in a private folder and only show them to the more deserving and appreciative among you. Now I realise you can't all be as talented & gifted as me in creating and presenting such works nevertheless you could display your nudity in a less vulgar close up clinical type of way.
That concludes my observation but you people can rest assured I have many more details that need my attention and you'll be hearing from me again, soon.
Do I hear some hissing and boos from the gallery, good 
Also, may I add I'm told that if I meet certain criteria eg. write some of these crappy self-indulgent blogs make some comments/post stuff etc ..I'll get a whole month for free on this smutty tacky site
AND if you don't get laid in three months you get another three months for free so that'll be a total of seven months worth of me trying to educate you poor people on this site, won't that be fun for everyone!!  
To all my good and dear comrades and fans out there in cyberspace (ZER up yours ...\8
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trigger happy bitches
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Posted:Mar 9, 2017 1:13 pm
Last Updated:Mar 11, 2017 9:02 am
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I mistakingly had some misguided notion people might be more open minded on this site, not so; in fact quite the opposite, what this site could best be described as is a back street circus freak show of sycophantic voyeurs lost in a deluded fantasy, day dreaming they might get a shag or even be liked by some fake phoney exhibitionist posting endless images and videos of their gormless stud with an hard-on banging her from every possible position imaginable drenched in a sweaty sticky patch of penis vomit. I've had the sad misfortune of being a gold titted member of this freak show for about a week now and so far all I've encountered are women displaying some kind of virulent version of mad cows disease, the resulting malfunction of the brain and nervous system in these brain dead victims causing them to become trigger happy and hit the block button for no good apparent reason other than they are nothing more than a quivering pathogen of a microorganism which has leaked from their already limited thought processes and dribbled down their neck and ample bosom causing a knee jerk reaction and violently head-butting the on/off button for terminating a conversation! That's if you're lucky or unlucky enough to make it past the first few sentences in a dialogue which most seem incapable of sustaining. Why (i keep wondering) do I get blocked mid conversation for no reason you could rationally evaluate? I have lost any slight hope I might have had in meeting anyone off this wasteland of a site, but surely it ain't asking too damn much for a fucking conversation without fear of being terminated prematurely, and where did manners go? if you've finished a conversation you say goodbye, not online apparently, you get beamed up to the Starship Enterprise and warp out of orbit and fuck saying bye bye.
this leads me onto the subject of numbers, fundamentally you're playing a numbers game, you send X amount of messages out hoping you'll find a reasonably sane person amongst all the candidates available, but what if there isn't that many to choose from! This site promises 1000's of people to choose from but i'm stumped where they all are because i count about 30 or 40 and they are always the same fucking people!! Obviously they must've warped out of orbit when i sign in, and then those that you can choose from at least half of them bang on about not wanting any men to apply because they are looking for pussy action ...isn't any lesbian sites available for these people!? Don't get me wrong, i love lesbians, i love jerking off to lesbian porn but i don't want them on here telling me it's not worth my time getting in touch and telling me to fuck off. it occurs to me (being a numbers game) there are so few women and so many men and who all seem to have six pack iron man torsos and 9-inch dicks, how the fuck does a 52-year-old man deal with that. Maybe a fifty two-year-old man shouldn't be on here trying to converse with a twenty or thirty something girl? I have plenty more to say but i can't think what it was i wanted to say so i'll say fuck it and leave it at that for now. FUCK IT!
i could go on & on, write volumes but I've lost the will and don't give a shit, i'll take this barren infertile (fools) paradise for what it is ...a joke and look elsewhere for something more meaningful.
Friday 10 March 2017
No work to-day so i jumped out of bed and came on here and like a blinding flash of common sense a reality struck me square between my green eyes and penetrated (i bet you people like that word) my inner soul to its core foundation, i know and realise the truth of this place, it's a swingers site!! for the crude and intellectually impaired, a place rotten to the core for exhibiting flesh and nothing more than that ...just mere titillation for the unwashed.
No conversation, nor reality or making friends just a cheap peep show & exhibits on show for self-gratification. Nothing wrong with that, fair enough, my complaint is not enough normal people on here to have a conversation with and i think that should be pointed out before you fucking part with any money, but of course honesty goes out the window with this and any other sites out there because you'd never fucking waste your money if you knew all the hard facts and the facts are it might just work for some but miracles don't often happen - shit happens, but miracles don't ...\8
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